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now i finally smashed a fit body girl i realize it was nothing like i wished it was

it felt like i was making love to a bag of bricks

the juicy round ass that seemed so squishy from the red light glow actually felt like a car tire so hard and solid

man

those type of women feel like a bag of bricks when u actually touch them and she wasnt even "that" lean


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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2016, 10:32:21 PM »
Did you suck this hooker's vag & asshole as well  ???

What's your monthly hooker bill look like? I'm tipping it must be $500-$1000 because it was only 2-3 days ago you were munching on a different hookers asshole ???

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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2016, 11:08:06 PM »
I finally smashed a fit body girl.


OohRah!!....Boolyah!...'Way to go dude....

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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2016, 11:46:10 PM »
Did you both pump up before and have a posedown?

Did she have a penoris?

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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2016, 11:48:09 PM »
now i finally smashed a fit body girl i realize it was nothing like i wished it was

it felt like i was making love to a bag of bricks

the juicy round ass that seemed so squishy from the red light glow actually felt like a car tire so hard and solid

man


those type of women feel like a bag of bricks when u actually touch them and she wasnt even "that" lean




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You said it. You were banging a dude, bro.

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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2016, 06:48:40 AM »
Did you enjoyed going down on her giant clitoris?

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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2016, 07:49:09 AM »
In short you made love to a street tire... road 69'ed it hopefully too.
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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2016, 08:03:06 AM »
now i finally smashed a fit body girl i realize it was nothing like i wished it was

it felt like i was making love to a bag of bricks

the juicy round ass that seemed so squishy from the red light glow actually felt like a car tire so hard and solid

man

those type of women feel like a bag of bricks when u actually touch them and she wasnt even "that" lean


 :-X

Why do women find your vapid insecurities attractive?

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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2016, 08:03:26 AM »
now i finally smashed a fit body girl i realize it was nothing like i wished it was

it felt like i was making love to a bag of bricks

the juicy round ass that seemed so squishy from the red light glow actually felt like a car tire so hard and solid

man

those type of women feel like a bag of bricks when u actually touch them and she wasnt even "that" lean


 :-X

Disappointed?

Better head back to the massive and thick baby mamas !

There is a reason why women have higher bodyfat-levels than men.
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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2016, 08:16:30 AM »
No one cares about your pretend sex life. Stop posting your horse shit here.

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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2016, 08:25:01 AM »
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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2016, 08:25:39 AM »
No one cares about your pretend sex life. Stop posting your horse shit here.

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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2016, 11:14:22 AM »
Did you suck this hooker's vag & asshole as well  ???

What's your monthly hooker bill look like? I'm tipping it must be $500-$1000 because it was only 2-3 days ago you were munching on a different hookers asshole ???
yeah last week i spent 100 on one hooker

yesterday i smashed a fat cuban for 50 euro and after that a gymed up colombian for 50 euro

will try to not fuck any more whores this month

but sometimes i go months without also

it comes in binges

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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2016, 11:16:16 AM »
Disappointed?

Better head back to the massive and thick baby mamas !

There is a reason why women have higher bodyfat-levels than men.
yeah man

i dont recommend it

it's not nearly as good as it seems

how come women have such hard muscles


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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2016, 11:18:40 AM »
Did you both pump up before and have a posedown?

Did she have a penoris?
wellll actually she was kinda mirin my gains and asked me if i was roided up

i forgot to ask if she was too

she had visible abs and shit like that while not being all that young

but man it was a let down, finding out how hard such a woman's body is

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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2016, 01:47:26 PM »
Enjoy the stds  ;D
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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2016, 03:56:01 AM »
wellll actually she was kinda mirin my gains and asked me if i was roided up

i forgot to ask if she was too

she had visible abs and shit like that while not being all that young

but man it was a let down, finding out how hard such a woman's body is

What was her face out of 10?  And did you spot any other dead giveaways such as husky voice or stubble..?  And was 'she' a blonde?

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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2016, 11:11:07 AM »
What was her face out of 10?  And did you spot any other dead giveaways such as husky voice or stubble..?  And was 'she' a blonde?


she didnt have mass

just conditioning

but enough to make me think she was on juice bcs she was not even that young and visible abs with sort of old woman skin

she was a blonde colombian femmelet

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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2016, 11:15:33 AM »
Please tell me that's a photoshop.

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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2016, 11:16:45 AM »
and yet this looks like the IDEAL woman the PERFECT woman in fact

wonder if she's also hard like a tyre

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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2016, 11:30:31 AM »
Please tell me that's a photoshop.

Nope, Michelle Rourke was a great bodybuilder. Tried acting & wrestling as well later in her career.

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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2016, 12:29:36 PM »
now i finally smashed a fit body girl i realize it was nothing like i wished it was

it felt like i was making love to a bag of bricks

the juicy round ass that seemed so squishy from the red light glow actually felt like a car tire so hard and solid

man

those type of women feel like a bag of bricks when u actually touch them and she wasnt even "that" lean


 :-X

Change your tampon man be glad you got some

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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2016, 12:42:38 PM »
I get what your saying even though haven't been lucky enough to experience it first hand, as hot as these toned women look If they aren't "soft" like a woman should be, I don't meant soft fat, even when thin women have a soft feel that feels so great

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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2016, 01:04:24 PM »
I am not really into hardbody women it feels too much like a dude this is my idea of toned girls in shape i dont need them harder than this.




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Re: yesterday i smashed a gymed up prostitute and it was nothing like i hoped
« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2016, 01:05:33 PM »
I am not really into hardbody women it feels too much like a dude this is my idea of toned girls in shape i dont need them harder than this.




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