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Putin has awarded Russian citizenship to Steven Seagal
« on: November 04, 2016, 01:19:43 AM »
 ::) good for him....

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Re: Putin has awarded Russian citizenship to Steven Seagal
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2016, 03:32:41 AM »
Seagal seems to have gone from Native American and Far Eastern cultural obsession to Russophilia.

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Re: Putin has awarded Russian citizenship to Steven Seagal
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2016, 03:46:38 AM »
Seagal seems to have gone from Native American and Far Eastern cultural obsession to Russophilia.

Perhaps Seagal has identity issues.  ;D

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Re: Putin has awarded Russian citizenship to Steven Seagal
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2016, 03:48:50 AM »

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Re: Putin has awarded Russian citizenship to Steven Seagal
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2016, 04:07:20 AM »
Perhaps Seagal has identity issues.  ;D

Wouldn't surprise me. He's fucking delusional.

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Re: Putin has awarded Russian citizenship to Steven Seagal
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2016, 04:26:35 AM »
His first 7 or so movies were good by the time. Seems like Putin is a huge fan of 90's action movies, can't see any other reason why he spends time on such nonsense.


Listen to these short stories if you haven't before, the second one about Dalai Lama is pure gold. ;D
 

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Re: Putin has awarded Russian citizenship to Steven Seagal
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2016, 05:17:16 AM »
His first 7 or so movies were good by the time. Seems like Putin is a huge fan of 90's action movies, can't see any other reason why he spends time on such nonsense.


Listen to these short stories if you haven't before, the second one about Dalai Lama is pure gold. ;D
 

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Re: Putin has awarded Russian citizenship to Steven Seagal
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2016, 06:05:50 AM »
I enjoyed Belly of the Beast, takes place in Bangkok.


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Re: Putin has awarded Russian citizenship to Steven Seagal
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2016, 09:51:47 AM »
He was cool back in the day... he's all carotine/hairspray now.
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Re: Putin has awarded Russian citizenship to Steven Seagal
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2016, 09:55:26 AM »
Nothing proves American patriotism then becoming a citizen of mother Russia.
Das Betahnia Comrade Seagal

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Re: Putin has awarded Russian citizenship to Steven Seagal
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2016, 11:08:58 AM »
Nothing proves American patriotism then becoming a citizen of mother Russia.
Das Betahnia Comrade Seagal

Russia is somewhat swapping places with USA these days.

People exposing US wrongdoings go seek asylum and help from Russia.
You can be manly man in Russia. Best part being women just like it.
You can drive huge cars in Russia with cheap gasoline and no greenfuckers harassing you.
No emission taxes because Russia doesn't obey orders of global elite.
Smaller probability to become murdered by police.
14% flat income tax - earn 1000 dollars or billion dollars a year. It's up to you.
No wiretapping of common hardworking, tax paying citizens.
Etc etc

So if Seagul is standing up to these ideals, he could very well be patriotic. But just doesn't like what America has become.

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Re: Putin has awarded Russian citizenship to Steven Seagal
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2016, 12:02:42 PM »
Russia is somewhat swapping places with USA these days.

People exposing US wrongdoings go seek asylum and help from Russia.
You can be manly man in Russia. Best part being women just like it.
You can drive huge cars in Russia with cheap gasoline and no greenfuckers harassing you.
No emission taxes because Russia doesn't obey orders of global elite.
Smaller probability to become murdered by police.
14% flat income tax - earn 1000 dollars or billion dollars a year. It's up to you.
No wiretapping of common hardworking, tax paying citizens.
Etc etc

So if Seagul is standing up to these ideals, he could very well be patriotic. But just doesn't like what America has become.


That is awesome.

Where I stay tax is minimum 18% and maximum 41% and will all go up again next year.

And that's excluding tax on interest above a certain level (also 18-41%), 'capital gains tax', property tax, inheritance tax, fuel tax etc.

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Re: Putin has awarded Russian citizenship to Steven Seagal
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2016, 01:07:42 PM »
Is that hair or fur...?   ???

It looks like he combined Rich Piana AND Dave Palumbo's hair augmentation methods.... sew it on then paint it black...  :P
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Re: Putin has awarded Russian citizenship to Steven Seagal
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2016, 04:45:21 PM »
Is that hair or fur...?   ???

It looks like he combined Rich Piana AND Dave Palumbo's hair augmentation methods.... sew it on then paint it black...  :P

Watched "Out of Reach" on TV last night- yet another crappy Seagal film. He looked like he was an aging Elvis in it, hair and all.