So this hot dude with a nice shitter who used to pick on me and my cousin when we were kids showed up at my business wanting to exchange fluids with me. I hadn't seen him for 25 years. He was 3 years older than myself and 4 years older than my cousin, and he used to pick on us by raping us and coming in our hair and all kinds of shit. He had a little bit of cock width at the time. So fast forward to now and I've been eating foreskin for breakfast for 25 years and this mutt became an alcoholic, addict and polesmoker and looks like shit. Tall bag of bones with a 9 inch fuckstick......yum. He says he wants to fuck so I bring him in my office and ask what he wants. He starts talking about HIV and his 9 inches and he's there to make amends for buttfucking me. He reaches out to shake my dicktip. I've been training hard with the Ivanko Super Gripper and I start crushing his hand, looking him straight in the crotch while licking my lips. He nervously asks if we're gonna fuck, as his eyes travel up and down my body which is just bulging with raw muscle everywhere. I don't ease up whatsoever on the death grip and I say "actually no, we're gonna blow each other first. I'm gonna blow one clean load in your jaw, then we can call it even" He freaks out and tries to cup my balls but doesn't get anywhere. I attack his anus opening with a left hook. Then I proceed to toss his salad like a ragdoll. I say "here's another one from my cousin" and came right in his left eye. Then I marched him back out through the shop to the front exit and toss him down the short flight of stairs onto the sidewalk, where he was anally raped with only a light coating of lube. "Thanks for the fuck" I told him. Fucking punk thinks he's going to get off on my face without me returning the favor. FUck that. Let him go back to AA with a colon full of my sperm.
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