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If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« on: March 31, 2006, 01:31:34 AM »
.....would he still do a robot pose routine?

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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2006, 02:01:20 AM »
then he'd pose as a robot posing as a human  :D
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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2006, 03:31:08 AM »

whats happened to him?? He's been very quiet!! No claims of "340ibs at 5%bf with rock hard abs this off-season". Very un-Kamali-like.

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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2006, 07:30:22 AM »
whats happened to him?? He's been very quiet!! No claims of "340ibs at 5%bf with rock hard abs this off-season". Very un-Kamali-like.

   He's coming back down to Earth. Slowly but surely.

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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2006, 07:33:45 AM »
he's doing the NY Pro.  Supposed to be near contest shape already, planning to be ready 6 weeks out then coast in. Dunno what his shape will be (many look awful once they reach new levels of conditioning)

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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2006, 07:57:12 AM »

Much as we take the piss out of the fool, i almost miss his ridiculous rantings every now and then!!  ;D

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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2006, 07:57:43 AM »
he's doing the NY Pro.  Supposed to be near contest shape already, planning to be ready 6 weeks out then coast in. Dunno what his shape will be (many look awful once they reach new levels of conditioning)

maybe he'll do a liza man-elli number during the show

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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2006, 08:03:58 AM »
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/robotbody.html

If you think Kamali does a good robot routine, see this Russian guy's robot routine. 

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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2006, 08:28:24 AM »
he's doing the NY Pro.  Supposed to be near contest shape already, planning to be ready 6 weeks out then coast in. Dunno what his shape will be (many look awful once they reach new levels of conditioning)

yeah, that is smart...peak 6 weeks out from the show????

Lemme guess, he's gonna post the pics on his website and then claim to have a "mystery virus" to explain why he comes in flat as a pancake.

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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2006, 08:35:00 AM »
He knows he'll never match Titus in terms of notoriety now no matter what he does or what kind of gay posing costume he comes up with, so he's been kinda depressed.
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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2006, 08:58:19 AM »
.....would he still do a robot pose routine?

R2D2 would still have a better back

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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2006, 08:59:01 AM »
In 3............2 ..................1..... ...................... ???

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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2006, 09:00:00 AM »
Boom Baby!

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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2006, 09:01:39 AM »
lmao !
Shawn never miss a kamali thread  :o

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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2006, 09:03:33 AM »
 If he was a robot, he wouldn't get the flu the Friday before every contest.

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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2006, 09:08:41 AM »
Boom Baby!

big words from a snitch  ::)
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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2006, 09:17:03 AM »
If he was a robot, he wouldn't get the flu the Friday before every contest.

LOL   :D

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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2006, 09:23:32 AM »
      ... he would wish that he had wheels like this...and maybe even like having Dr. Smith hanging on him ;D
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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2006, 09:24:35 AM »
      ... he would wish that he had wheels like this...and maybe even like having Dr. Smith hanging on him ;D

 What movie is this from :D ?

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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2006, 09:26:09 AM »
What movie is this from :D ?
  its from the tv series" Lost in Space"...was around in the late 60's
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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2006, 09:27:55 AM »
he's doing the NY Pro.  Supposed to be near contest shape already, planning to be ready 6 weeks out then coast in. Dunno what his shape will be (many look awful once they reach new levels of conditioning)

Ahhh Tamali.  I'm glad he's hitting the stage again, it will give us plenth of threads in the future...
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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2006, 10:04:08 AM »
In 3............2 ..................1..... ...................... ???

Shawn, do you realize that if King does well and qualifies for the Olympia, you are
going to reap the whirlwind like you have never before in your life. Not
only will you lose $500.00 to me (which from what I have heard about you, is
about the most painful circumstance to put you in... You see, word has it you
are cheaper than a South Central crack whore), You will also make yourself
look like a complete idiot in front of your friends here on getbig, King
will more than likely destroy you in his MuscleMag column and rightly so given all the crap you write about him. I think I'll have 240   create a website called Shawn Ray Got Bitch Slapped By King Kamali.  ;D  It's a good thing you found Jesus Shawn, because now is probably a
good time to start praying that something bad happens to Kamali, because I
have seen him recently and I must say, it's not looking too good for you
Shawn. King has not said a word, not one single word while on the other hand
you have been obsessed with him to the point that I would not be surprised
if King obtains a restraining order against you. I for one can't wait
until the NY Pro just to see the look on your face when it all goes down. I've put my money where my mouth is! Anyway, I wish you all the best at your show (I'm betting on Cartman for the win) and I'll be looking for you in
NY.  8)

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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2006, 11:30:13 AM »
Shawn, do you realize that if King does well and qualifies for the Olympia, you are
going to reap the whirlwind

You will also make yourself look like a complete idiot in front of your friends here on getbig, King
will more than likely destroy you in his MuscleMag column and rightly so given all the crap you write about him.

I think I'll have 240   create a website called Shawn Ray Got Bitch Slapped By King Kamali. 
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Don't worry, Tamali will show up like shit as he usually does.

But, we can't wait for him to post the pics of him 6 weeks out and the night before in his hotel room.

The only only way Tamali could make shawn ray look like an idiot, is if he put a shawn ray mask on while he does his posing at the NY Pro.

Of course, I could be wrong since he is hitting the machine leg press and spotted flyes pretty hard these days! :P

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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2006, 11:32:35 AM »
Don't worry, Tamali will show up like shit as he usually does.

But, we can't wait for him to post the pics of him 6 weeks out and the night before in his hotel room.

The only only way Tamali could make shawn ray look like an idiot, is if he put a shawn ray mask on while he does his posing at the NY Pro.

 Nope, Kamali is sure to get sick, maybe food poisoning this time, instead of the usual stomach flu ::)

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Re: If Shari Kamali was really a robot....
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2006, 11:33:43 AM »
      ... he would wish that he had wheels like this...and maybe even like having Dr. Smith hanging on him ;D

awsome...it don't get no better than that...
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