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Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« on: November 17, 2016, 05:46:07 AM »
A friend of mine's wife just left him for another woman. I think its kinda hot but he's crying like a baby and seeing a shrink. She really fucked him up.

I told him that you really weren't what she was into and she was probably struggling all her life with her sexuality.

I told him if it were a guy...then let the rumours fly....like your cock wasn't big, you couldn't jackhammer her, you sucked at being a man, etc. etc.

That really didn't help him.

So...Is a wife leaving you for a woman better than leaving you for a man?

(And no Be There, Skeeter/Walter, its not me and I'm not a loser...still make way more money in the clouds then you could eva imagine)
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2016, 05:47:36 AM »
A man obviously. How can i possibly compete with a dickless being?
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2016, 05:59:02 AM »
Quote from: falco on November 17, 2016, 05:47:36 AM
A man obviously. How can i possibly compete with a dickless being?

Because if your wife leaves you for a man you feel less superior to him. Then people talk about you being a man not filling your "manly duties" in the bedroom.
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2016, 06:03:04 AM »
I wouldn't put it so simple. There are many implications and things to account for.
But if for some reason my wife starts wanting homosexual sex, there is not much i can do.
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2016, 06:04:53 AM »
a "friend".  Explains your sudden outburst of posts.  Is the shrink telling you to find outlets somewhere to take your mind off of your ex eating rug for dinner?
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2016, 06:10:23 AM »
Quote from: Fallsview on November 17, 2016, 05:46:07 AM
A friend of mine's wife just left him for another woman. I think its kinda hot but he's crying like a baby and seeing a shrink. She really fucked him up.

I told him that you really weren't what she was into and she was probably struggling all her life with her sexuality.

I told him if it were a guy...then let the rumours fly....like your cock wasn't big, you couldn't jackhammer her, you sucked at being a man, etc. etc.

That really didn't help him.

So...Is a wife leaving you for a woman better than leaving you for a man?

(And no Be There, Skeeter/Walter, its not me and I'm not a loser...still make way more money in the clouds then you could eva imagine)


Yes you are.
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2016, 06:14:20 AM »
Quote from: Fallsview on November 17, 2016, 05:46:07 AM
A friend of mine's wife just left him for another woman. I think its kinda hot but he's crying like a baby and seeing a shrink. She really fucked him up.

I told him that you really weren't what she was into and she was probably struggling all her life with her sexuality.

I told him if it were a guy...then let the rumours fly....like your cock wasn't big, you couldn't jackhammer her, you sucked at being a man, etc. etc.

That really didn't help him.

So...Is a wife leaving you for a woman better than leaving you for a man?

(And no Be There, Skeeter/Walter, its not me and I'm not a loser...still make way more money in the clouds then you could eva imagine)

This must end in a threesome.
Accept anything less if he's a true getbigger
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2016, 06:20:19 AM »
kick her new girlfriend in the pussy until she cums
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2016, 03:57:42 PM »
Quote from: Fallsview on November 17, 2016, 05:46:07 AM
A friend of mine's wife just left him for another woman. I think its kinda hot but he's crying like a baby and seeing a shrink. She really fucked him up.

I told him that you really weren't what she was into and she was probably struggling all her life with her sexuality.

I told him if it were a guy...then let the rumours fly....like your cock wasn't big, you couldn't jackhammer her, you sucked at being a man, etc. etc.

That really didn't help him.

So...Is a wife leaving you for a woman better than leaving you for a man?

(And no Be There, Skeeter/Walter, its not me and I'm not a loser...still make way more money in the clouds then you could eva imagine)

I'm guessing your "friend" was shooting blanks.

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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2016, 04:00:54 PM »
Quote from: Yamcha on November 17, 2016, 06:20:19 AM
kick her new girlfriend in the pussy until she cums

Pure science.  LOL.
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2016, 04:37:10 PM »
Quote from: Fallsview on November 17, 2016, 05:46:07 AM
A friend of mine's wife just left him for another woman. I think its kinda hot but he's crying like a baby and seeing a shrink. She really fucked him up.

I told him that you really weren't what she was into and she was probably struggling all her life with her sexuality.

I told him if it were a guy...then let the rumours fly....like your cock wasn't big, you couldn't jackhammer her, you sucked at being a man, etc. etc.

That really didn't help him.

So...Is a wife leaving you for a woman better than leaving you for a man?

(And no Be There, Skeeter/Walter, its not me and I'm not a loser...still make way more money in the clouds then you could eva imagine)


fallsview what if you came home and caught your wife licking another womans asshole, would you be pissed or would you be like fuck it  and pull your draws down and be like, lick my asshole to you no good dirty whore
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2016, 04:37:53 PM »
The better is wife leaving you without an alimony!!!!
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2016, 05:25:15 PM »
Wife?... what's that?
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2016, 05:27:20 PM »
Quote from: Yamcha on November 17, 2016, 06:20:19 AM
kick her new girlfriend in the pussy until she cums

I'm as hard as a diamond right now.
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2016, 06:31:13 PM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on November 17, 2016, 05:27:20 PM
I'm as hard as a diamond right now.

PM me.
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2016, 07:52:50 PM »
 ;D
Lmao
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2016, 08:07:41 PM »
My first wife and I divorced because of another women.....that she had.
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2016, 08:33:25 PM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on November 17, 2016, 08:07:41 PM
My first wife and I divorced because of another women.....that she had.

Was she colored?
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2016, 08:54:07 PM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on November 17, 2016, 08:33:25 PM
Was she colored?

Yes, her color was white
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2016, 08:55:04 PM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on November 17, 2016, 08:54:07 PM
Yes, her color was white

The ex or her side peace?
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2016, 09:01:07 PM »
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2016, 02:51:37 AM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on November 17, 2016, 09:01:07 PM
Both









Was the other woman Hot -- Pics or it didnt happen.!! ;)
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2016, 08:01:41 AM »
Who cares, just take the kids and leave me the house.....
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2016, 08:22:22 AM »
I think both prove something is lacking in the relationship
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Re: Which Is Better: Wife Leaving You For A Man Or Woman?
« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2016, 02:20:45 PM »
Quote from: Fallsview on November 17, 2016, 05:46:07 AM
A friend of mine's wife just left him for another woman. I think its kinda hot but he's crying like a baby and seeing a shrink. She really fucked him up.

I told him that you really weren't what she was into and she was probably struggling all her life with her sexuality.

I told him if it were a guy...then let the rumours fly....like your cock wasn't big, you couldn't jackhammer her, you sucked at being a man, etc. etc.

That really didn't help him.

So...Is a wife leaving you for a woman better than leaving you for a man?

(And no Be There, Skeeter/Walter, its not me and I'm not a loser...still make way more money in the clouds then you could eva imagine)

I cannot post one of my usual type responses under threat of a perma-ban.

So I'm going to vote, this never happened.
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