If #pizzagate is not real, then we must believe:
John Podesta is just a foodie, he loves pizza and pasta and talk about it all the time.
Podesta loves pizza so much that he draws "pizza-related" maps so he doesn't forget where are his favourite pizzerias.
Podesta also loves hot dogs, and he dreams about opening a hotdog stand in Hawaii.
People play dominoes on pizza and pasta, but it's difficult to decide which one is better.
Marina Abramovic was just inviting Tony Podesta to a normal dinner at her place. She called Spirit Cooking like an inside joke, because of the strange and satanic shit she's been doing all her life.
Marina Abramovic is not a satanist, she's a lovely lady in real life, the bizarre shit she does is just her artistic self.
Tony Podesta is a lovely guy who happens to have a strange taste for art. He likes some disturbing pieces of art, and that's all.
James Alefantis is just a family restaurant owner who happens to have a very dark sense of humor and also a strange taste for art, based on the artists he invite to his family restaurant. He just like to post photos of lovely kids and babies, and make very dark comments. His followers also have that dark sense of humor and they just have a good time.
It's perfectly normal to "really want a pizza for an hour." Next time you go to the pizzeria you can order "2 hours of pizza".
James Alefantis love chicken so much he accidently post a man holding a baby , instead of him eating chicken ...#chickenlover
Price of chicken is high , that's why its a sacrifice to give one to the puppy name Moloch. Moloch here is NOT the name of a god associated with child sacrifice. He's really talking about Chicken.
The Majestic Ape is just a creepy artist (not a cryptopedo/satanist at all), and that is totally appropriate for a "family restaurant" like Comet Ping Pong. Bring your kids there to play some ping pong. Also they have a very creepy painting on the wall, just don't let your kids see that, they may have nightmares.
The pedo symbolism in Heavy Breathing/Sex Stains video and Besta Pizza is just a coincidence.
Podesta also bought pillows and forgot them in someone else's home. This person was getting a hard time finding the pillows in her home, because pillows are very small and hard to find, I guess.
