Flight Attendants will be called Stewardesses again and have to dress sexy and be hot, not some homo or old mean hag.
Servers will go back to being called waitresses.
Call Service will be Americans and not Indians pretending to be Americans.
Toilets will go back to being High Flow.
Asking a girl out at work is not considered Sexual Harassment
Women with less experience and less qualified can't complain they're not paid the same as a male with better qualifications.
Ranjeef, Pritam, Ravi, Ragu, Museef and the rest of the Indians in IT cannot renew their greencard and must move back to Dubai.
Buying a gun doesn't require a "cool off" period. let the gunshop owner decide if I am cool or not.
Ban the catalytic converter. Fucker slows down my car.
Ban the Toyota Prius.
Put a tax on fat people.
Anything else you getbiggers want?