Chick was funny

[Kwon]

Dear Tech Support,
> >
> > Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend. In addition, Husband installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby, Football, Sailing and Continuous TV. Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.
> >
> > What can I do?
> >
> > Signed,
> > Desperate
> > ...
> >
> >
> >
> > Dear Desperate,
> >
> > First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears. Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember - overuse of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer.. Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
> >
> > Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
> > Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband.
> >
> > In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot download new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie.
> >
> > Good Luck,
> > Technical

[El Diablo Blanco]

Tech Support Response:
Dear woman, don't get fat, go to gym, put on some makeup and give plenty of blowjobs.

[Irongrip400]

Tech Support Response:
Dear woman, don't get fat, go to gym, put on some makeup and give plenty of blowjobs.

Almost word for word what I was going to type.

[illuminati]

Tech Support Response:
Dear woman, don't get fat, go to gym, put on some makeup and give plenty of blowjobs.

This -- only answer necessary.

[Thong Maniac]

Tech Support Response:
Dear woman, don't get fat, go to gym, put on some makeup and give plenty of blowjobs.

oddly enough, i think make up makes women look un-fun, serious, mean, and high maintenence. id rather my women go natural.

[rocco-x]

Perhaps if she upgraded to anal entry and load swallower she'd see an immediate response in her husband's memory and speed.

[ratherbebig]

shitty thread
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i was expecting Bob Cicherillo

[The Italian Lifter]

me too.
and the ice machine

[Nether Animal]

me too.
and the ice machine

[El Diablo Blanco]

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[mass243]

Haha, cum on... that was funny and cute.

[Howard]

That's one tightly wrapped red package any get bigger would want under the tree?
No homo

[Rambone]

Nice moose knuckle, Bob!

[The Abdominal Snoman]

[AbrahamG]

Please take this over to MD and post it.  Please!

[falco]

Isn't Bob Chick married with kids?

[mass243]

Isn't Bob Chick married with kids?

Hell no! His single wife is of legal age.

[Kwon]

Isn't Bob Chick married with kids?

Why would someone marry a bunch of kids anyway???

That's Pillowtalk-territory!