Just dropped two jerks who tried to attack me

[Tunza Muscle]

I came out of 7-11 and these two assholes in the parking lot tried to rob me. These were fairly big dudes too. The first one started saying I owed him money while the second one started trying to circle around me. I told him no I don't owe you shit, that's when the accomplice tried to put me in a rear choke. I grabbed the dude's arm who was trying to choke me and muscled my way out of the hold, and twisted his arm behind his back. Meanwhile the first one was coming at me and my hands were tied up with out muscling his boy so I threw a karate kick into his chest and he went right down. I threw his boy down on the pavement, jumped in my Camaro and split. This shit all just happened literally 10 minutes ago.

[delta9mda]

Cool story bro

[Pray_4_War]

Things that never happened: Volume 48

[Royalty]

I came out of 7-11 and these two assholes in the parking lot tried to rob me. These were fairly big dudes too. The first one started saying I owed him money while the second one started trying to circle around me. I told him no I don't owe you shit, that's when the accomplice tried to put me in a rear choke. I grabbed the dude's arm who was trying to choke me and muscled my way out of the hold, and twisted his arm behind his back. Meanwhile the first one was coming at me and my hands were tied up with out muscling his boy so I threw a karate kick into his chest and he went right down. I threw his boy down on the pavement, jumped in my Camaro and split. This shit all just happened literally 10 minutes ago.

Sounds like a 240 is back type of story...  But in his version he would've shown his attackers the pair of glocks that he keeps on his person 24/7. Which would've quelled the whole incident.

[Griffith]

Great story.

[calfzilla]

I came out of 7-11 and these two assholes in the parking lot tried to rob me. These were fairly big dudes too,
and obviously packing heat (the good kind   The first one started saying I owed him money while the second one started trying to circle around me. I told him no I don't have any cash but am happy to repay you with the best blowjob of your life. that's when the accomplice tried to put me in a rear choke. I grabbed the dude's cock who was trying to choke me and muscled it into my mouth and twisted his cock behind my tongue and down my throat. Meanwhile the first one was cumming on me and my hands were tied up because my wrapped around the big cock of his boy so I blew a kiss into his chest and he went right down on me. I blew his boy down on the pavement, jumped in my Camaro and swallowed all the man goo. This shit all just happened literally 10 minutes ago.

[mass243]

I came out of 7-11 closet and these two assholes in the parking lot tried to rob me. These were fairly big dudes too. The first one started saying I owed him money while the second one started trying to circle around me. I told him no I don't owe you shit, that's when the accomplice tried to put me in a rear choke. I grabbed the dude's arm who was trying to choke me and muscled my way out of the hold, and twisted his arm behind his back. Meanwhile the first one was coming at me and my hands were tied up with out muscling his boy so I threw a karate kick into his chest and he went right down. I threw his boy down on the pavement, jumped in my Camaro and split. This shit all just happened literally 10 minutes ago.

Fixed

[Simple Simon]

I came out of my 8 inch biceps account and these two assholes in the parking lot tried to rob me. These were fairly big dudes too. The first one started saying I owed him money while the second one started trying to circle around me. I told him no I don't owe you shit, that's when the accomplice tried to put me in a rear choke. I grabbed the dude's arm who was trying to choke me and muscled my way out of the hold, and twisted his arm behind his back. Meanwhile the first one was coming at me and my hands were tied up with out muscling his boy so I threw a karate kick into his chest and he went right down. I threw his boy down on the pavement, jumped in my Camaro and split. This shit all just happened literally 10 minutes ago.

fixed

[Army of One]

I came out of 7-11 and these two assholes in the parking lot tried to rob me. These were fairly big dudes too. The first one started saying I owed him money while the second one started trying to circle around me. I told him no I don't owe you shit, that's when the accomplice tried to put me in a rear choke. I grabbed the dude's arm who was trying to choke me and muscled my way out of the hold, and twisted his arm behind his back. Meanwhile the first one was coming at me and my hands were tied up with out muscling his boy so I threw a karate kick into his chest and he went right down. I threw his boy down on the pavement, jumped in my Camaro and split. This shit all just happened literally 10 minutes ago.

fixed

[hench]

Haha, these"fixed" versions are great

[robcguns]

Hahaha camaro,Im picturing a 1988 iroc.

[The_Punisher]

 

[gmflex]

I came out of 7-11 and these two assholes in the parking lot tried to rob me. These were fairly big dudes too. The first one started saying I owed him money while the second one started trying to circle around me. I told him no I don't owe you shit, that's when the accomplice tried to put me in a rear choke. I grabbed the dude's arm who was trying to choke me and muscled my way out of the hold, and twisted his arm behind his back. Meanwhile the first one was coming at me and my hands were tied up with out muscling his boy so I threw a karate kick into his chest and he went right down. I threw his boy down on the pavement, jumped in my Camaro and split. This shit all just happened literally 10 minutes ago.

 

[dj181]

[Ronnie Rep]

Judging from your avatar, I have no doubt this actually happened.

[Mr Anabolic]

Tunza bullshit

[FREAKgeek]

This shit all just happened literally 10 minutes ago.

1.) Post on Getbig
2.) Call cops

[The Gov]

I came out of 7-11 and these two assholes in the parking lot tried to rob me. These were fairly big dudes too. The first one started saying I owed him money while the second one started trying to circle around me. I told him no I don't owe you shit, that's when the accomplice tried to put me in a rear choke. I grabbed the dude's arm who was trying to choke me and muscled my way out of the hold, and twisted his arm behind his back. Meanwhile the first one was coming at me and my hands were tied up with out muscling his boy so I threw a karate kick into his chest and he went right down. I threw his boy down on the pavement, jumped in my Camaro and split. This shit all just happened literally 10 minutes ago.

Print + Place in your Purse..then FUK OFF!!!

[SGT BARNES]

hope you made time to call them "jerks" too before you sped away in your "camaro".

that will make them think twice

[nasht5]

I came out of 7-11 and these two assholes in the parking lot tried to rob me. These were fairly big dudes too. The first one started saying I owed him money while the second one started trying to circle around me. I told him no I don't owe you shit, that's when the accomplice tried to put me in a rear choke. I grabbed the dude's arm who was trying to choke me and muscled my way out of the hold, and twisted his arm behind his back. Meanwhile the first one was coming at me and my hands were tied up with out muscling his boy so I threw a karate kick into his chest and he went right down. I threw his boy down on the pavement, jumped in my Camaro and split. This shit all just happened literally 10 minutes ago.

[Go 4 It]

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oApBlWipc2A

[rocco-x]

Hahaha camaro,Im picturing a 1988 iroc.

with louvers of course

[Skeeter]

I came out of 7-11 and these two assholes in the parking lot tried to rob me. These were fairly big dudes too. The first one started saying I owed him money while the second one started trying to circle around me. I told him no I don't owe you shit, that's when the accomplice tried to put me in a rear choke. I grabbed the dude's arm who was trying to choke me and muscled my way out of the hold, and twisted his arm behind his back. Meanwhile the first one was coming at me and my hands were tied up with out muscling his boy so I threw a karate kick into his chest and he went right down. I threw his boy down on the pavement, jumped in my Camaro and split. This shit all just happened literally 10 minutes ago.

I am Fallsview.

Fixed.

[AbrahamG]

I just went home with two guys I met at a local 7-11.  I sucked the white guys cock while his black
friend fucked my asshole so hard that my nose started to bleed.  They timed their orgasms perfectly
and shoved their throbbing cocks into my mouth simultaneously and filled me up.  Yes, there was an ATM
that happened.

fixed, yet again.

[Tapeworm]

I jerked off two attackers who tried to drop me.