If only Schmoeses had made the original Nebrews lift weights, then their fellow black folk would have been unable to trap them and sell them to evil whitey. 'n' sheit.
Of course if you take into account they built the pyramids for their black-be-fack Eegyptions, they should have been strong enuff to beat off their attackers (Vince, care to speak on the beating off part? Wiggs? Bueller...anyone?), save their womenz-folk and stay in Jewrusaslin. 'n' sheit.