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Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« on: December 13, 2016, 10:26:40 AM »
I'm divorced again and living with 2 cats and 1 dog in a crappy 2 BR trailer.
I recently retired from 38 years of factory work and relocated to rural Colorado.
I do own a working car , but it's a 1996 Geo Metro.

My cpu is a Christmas gift from 3 yrs ago and I use the public library for wifi.
Posting on get big is one of the high points of a rather pathetic life.

So many regulars on get big have a lot better life then me.
Some of you have a lot more $$, classy apts or homes and screw hot babes.
I had to get married to a woman before she's having sex with me.
Sadly, most end up leaving and say I'm a closet case that lusts for muscle men.
That hurts, but only because it's true.


I'm considering laying under the trailer until a rabid elk eats my balls off and I bleed to death.

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Re: Why does my life suck? Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2016, 10:27:55 AM »
kill yourself

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Re: Why does my life suck? Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2016, 10:28:52 AM »
kill yourself

Why are you guys so mean to me?


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Re: Why does my life suck? Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2016, 10:37:44 AM »
Why are you guys so mean to me?



you asked for advice, i gave it to you

now fuck off

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Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2016, 10:46:00 AM »
I hope this is just satirical.

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Re: Why does my life suck? Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2016, 10:46:55 AM »
Why are you guys so mean to me?


Kill yourself, please?

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Re: Why does my life suck? Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2016, 10:51:47 AM »
you asked for advice, i gave it to you

now fuck off

Have you ever considered working at suicide hot line?

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Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2016, 10:53:03 AM »
I'm divorced again and living with 2 cats and 1 dog in a crappy 2 BR trailer.
I recently retired from 38 years of factory work and relocated to rural Colorado.
I do own a working car , but it's a 1996 Geo Metro.

My cpu is a Christmas gift from 3 yrs ago and I use the public library for wifi.
Posting on get big is one of the high points of a rather pathetic life.

So many regulars on get big have a lot better life then me.
Some of you have a lot more $$, classy apts or homes and screw hot babes.
I had to get married to a woman before she's having sex with me.
Sadly, most end up leaving and say I'm a closet case that lusts for muscle men.
That hurts, but only because it's true.

I've never had much of a physique or muscle size.
I'd love to finally gain some mass and will take anything I can get my hands on.

Maybe, just maybe I can get my shit together for once and compete in the over 60 NPC Nationals.
I'm not afraid to admit that I'm a lonesome loser and need a reason to keep on living.

I'm considering laying under the trailer until a rabid elk eats my balls off and I bleed to death.

Help me!

Thanks.

Are you really this pathetic??

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Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2016, 10:55:28 AM »
 ::)
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Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2016, 10:57:04 AM »
Are you really this pathetic??

Pathetic? I thought I was on the verge of shameless bragging considering I mentioned my trailer had TWO (2) bedrooms.

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Re: Why does my life suck? Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2016, 10:57:19 AM »
Have you ever considered working at suicide hot line?
not at all, i got bigger dreams than talking to attention seekers with no balls

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Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2016, 10:58:14 AM »
Pathetic? I thought I was on the verge of shameless bragging considering I mentioned my trailer had TWO (2) bedrooms.

You're full of shit, because you can't bring a CPU to a library, now if you said LAPTOP I may have believed you.

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Re: Why does my life suck? Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2016, 11:00:51 AM »
not at all, i got bigger dreams than talking to attention seekers with no balls

I'd have to think texting pics of your flexed guns would give inspiration to anyone on the verge of cashing it in?

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Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2016, 11:02:47 AM »
You're full of shit, because you can't bring a CPU to a library, now if you said LAPTOP I may have believed you.

Busted!

I post on getbig using my vintage Blackberry.
I phones are for fags...no homo.

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Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2016, 11:10:28 AM »

This Howard is quite strange character.

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Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2016, 11:16:52 AM »
I hope this is just satirical.

Satire makes fun of the supposedly strong and wise to expose their underlying weakness and stupidity.

It's a sad thought, but I should imagine that there are Getbiggers currently going through some tough times; much like is described in Howard's post. Material luxuries and secure lodging, to say nothing about sincere and loving affection, is, for some, beyond reach. If so, I imagine that for some of us, especially given this holiday time of year, the absence of these comforts is most acutely felt. Indeed, if so, Howard's post serves to exacerbate this sad possibility by reminding some of their wretched condition.

It is neither satire nor funny.

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Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2016, 11:26:47 AM »
I'm divorced again and living with 2 cats and 1 dog in a crappy 2 BR trailer.
I recently retired from 38 years of factory work and relocated to rural Colorado.
I do own a working car , but it's a 1996 Geo Metro.

My cpu is a Christmas gift from 3 yrs ago and I use the public library for wifi.
Posting on get big is one of the high points of a rather pathetic life.

So many regulars on get big have a lot better life then me.
Some of you have a lot more $$, classy apts or homes and screw hot babes.
I had to get married to a woman before she's having sex with me.
Sadly, most end up leaving and say I'm a closet case that lusts for muscle men.
That hurts, but only because it's true.


I'm considering laying under the trailer until a rabid elk eats my balls off and I bleed to death.



I thought you were a retired school teacher?

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Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2016, 11:27:50 AM »
Why would anyone ask for life coaching from the degenerates on this board?
Half the posters are gimmicks for fucks sake.

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Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2016, 11:28:10 AM »
I'm divorced again and living with 2 cats and 1 dog in a crappy 2 BR trailer.
I recently retired from 38 years of factory work and relocated to rural Colorado.
I do own a working car , but it's a 1996 Geo Metro.

My cpu is a Christmas gift from 3 yrs ago and I use the public library for wifi.
Posting on get big is one of the high points of a rather pathetic life.

So many regulars on get big have a lot better life then me.
Some of you have a lot more $$, classy apts or homes and screw hot babes.
I had to get married to a woman before she's having sex with me.
Sadly, most end up leaving and say I'm a closet case that lusts for muscle men.
That hurts, but only because it's true.


I'm considering laying under the trailer until a rabid elk eats my balls off and I bleed to death.

Dude you have a lot going for you still! For one you live in Colorado, weed is legal, that alone is amazing! Libraries usually have tons of nice girls to talk to and possibly date. If you get bored you can always go to Starbucks, they also have free wifi and again lots of single hot women. Hit the gym, you will reap many benefits from training (mental clarity, stress relief, improved body composition) and again many single girls there. Why not get a small part time job, it will give some more purpose to your day, also provide you with some disposable income. Stay positive broski! Also Trump is president! And the stock market is at an all time high, get into to the market bro! Its an exciting time in America right now!
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Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2016, 11:33:31 AM »
Original thread,never done before...

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Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2016, 11:36:52 AM »
I'm divorced again and living with 2 cats and 1 dog in a crappy 2 BR trailer.
I recently retired from 38 years of factory work and relocated to rural Colorado.
I do own a working car , but it's a 1996 Geo Metro.

My cpu is a Christmas gift from 3 yrs ago and I use the public library for wifi.
Posting on get big is one of the high points of a rather pathetic life.

So many regulars on get big have a lot better life then me.
Some of you have a lot more $$, classy apts or homes and screw hot babes.
I had to get married to a woman before she's having sex with me.
Sadly, most end up leaving and say I'm a closet case that lusts for muscle men.
That hurts, but only because it's true.


I'm considering laying under the trailer until a rabid elk eats my balls off and I bleed to death.


have you considered getting married a 3rd time?

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Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2016, 11:43:08 AM »

I thought you were a retired school teacher?

I never graduated from any school, never mind teach in one LOL.

I learned my lessons from the school of hard knocks with a major in kicking ass.

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Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2016, 11:49:24 AM »
Dude you have a lot going for you still! For one you live in Colorado, weed is legal, that alone is amazing! Libraries usually have tons of nice girls to talk to and possibly date. If you get bored you can always go to Starbucks, they also have free wifi and again lots of single hot women. Hit the gym, you will reap many benefits from training (mental clarity, stress relief, improved body composition) and again many single girls there. Why not get a small part time job, it will give some more purpose to your day, also provide you with some disposable income. Stay positive broski! Also Trump is president! And the stock market is at an all time high, get into to the market bro! Its an exciting time in America right now!

I'm a few months from age 60 , divorced and lonely living in some shit box trailer.
I spent most of my life assuming, I'd do something great and it never happened.
EVERY marriage ended in divorce and my last wife took my favorite dog.
All I got was some old beagle who farts a lot.

I'd go to a Starbucks if I lived near one, but I don't.
 A hot time in the ol' town near me is watching the elk mate.

Some day I dream of posting a real shot of me doing a bicep pose and impressing my fellow get biggers.
Then, maybe some would become real friends with me and we could hang out.

Until then... ::)

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Re: Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2016, 11:50:31 AM »
I'm a few months from age 60 , divorced and lonely living in some shit box trailer.
I spent most of my life assuming, I'd do something great and it never happened.
EVERY marriage ended in divorce and my last wife took my favorite dog.
All I got was some old beagle who farts a lot.

I'd go to a Starbucks if I lived near one, but I don't.
 A hot time in the ol' town near me is watching the elk mate.

Some day I dream of posting a real shot of me doing a bicep pose and impressing my fellow get biggers.
Then, maybe some would become real friends with me and we could hang out.

Until then... ::)
new girlfriend?