Get big is my last hope for solid life coaching

[Coach is Back!]

I would be willing to bet (dead serious) that Howard is running another gimmick with the exact same writing style. I just can't think of who at the moment...help me out people.

[doggler]

This fagg again trolling for some attention like Shitsoul. Bla, bla,  my life sucks (Scumward)... bla,bla, bla, mods suck (Shitsoul )

I just hope you and your wife get unwillingly gangbanged by black thugs.

[Rusty Trombone]

I hope this is just satirical.

Are you really this pathetic??

Next you`ll be telling me those are fake plates on that bar!

[Rusty Trombone]

This fagg again trolling for some attention like Shitsoul. Bla, bla,  my life sucks (Scumward)... bla,bla, bla, mods suck (Shitsoul )

I just hope you and your wife get unwillingly gangbanged by black thugs.

AD2100 and 8inchnotbiceps don`t live anywhere near Howard.

[Howard]

new girlfriend?

It's gonna be tough to attract a hot one now.

I wear 52" elastic waist pants now and ate myself up to 306 lbs.
My trailer only has a bath tub and no hot water heater.
So , I shaved my head so I wouldn't need to wash my hair in freezing cold water.

I spend my days, watching TV, and drive my beater 40 miles to gorge myself at an all you can eat Pizza buffet.
Then I go home and fart in my cats faces. I have almost no sex drive and can't see my dick looking down because of my belly.

I was doing some workouts at a nearby mom & pop 24/7 key gym.
But, I broke the seat on the recumbent bike, and the owner was pissed.
Fuk it, working out is for fags and petty females.

Maybe I'll take up drinking beer and see if I can burp more then I fart.
I'd kill myself, but my ex-wife would collect the Life insurance and I'm too lazy to change it.

Adios amigos

[Howard]

I would be willing to bet (dead serious) that Howard is running another gimmick with the exact same writing style. I just can't think of who at the moment...help me out people.

Life is on the skids now for the How-dog.
I'm finally getting around to saying so.

[falco]

did you know that a geo metro engine only weights 100lbs? You could bench a couple of them

[loco]

I thought you were a retired school teacher?

Right, I thought he was married, for the sixth time, living it up in the Georgia, USA woods.

[The Italian Lifter]

Funny post, just hope you're joking Howard

[Tapeworm]

You actually do seem kinda bored.  Ask me anything about chainsaw maintenance.

[Yamcha]

[stuntmovie]

I think that Howard is joking "unfunilly" and that Go4 has given some damn good advice in case Howard 'ain't'.

But .... this is the time of year when many suicides do occur and just last week I received a call from a distant friend asking if I'd check on a mutual friend who resides in my area .... telling me that our mutual friend was down and out and was contemplating suicide.

He asked me to 'interfere' which I am trying to do but have been having difficulty locating him to have a 'prevention chat'.

By the way, Howard has mentioned just about everything I've seen friends go through during periods of their lifetime .... but so far they have all survived their ups and downs.

Except for two that is!

Hints of suicide should be taken seriously even on this GetBig Board.

Decent work, Go4.

[Howard]

Right, I thought he was married, for the sixth time, living it up in the Georgia, USA woods.

I was married to my 8th wife until recently.
She caught me jerkin' my gerkin' watching the shower scene from Pumping Iron.

Anyhoo, she lured me into her truck by saying we were going to an  all you can eat pancake buffet.
I should have suspected something when her stuff was packed under a tarp in the back, but I digress.
She was driving and the passenger door never fully shut.
As we rounded the turn she leg press kicked me out the door.

I walked back to the trailer and she texted me later that night.
" I've left you and hope you find a kinky girl that likes to screw studs while you hide in the closet."

I retired from my drill bit factory job and moved to rural Colorado .

[Howard]

Hot damn.

Life is looking up now

[light weight baby]

Deal with it brah.

None of this financial success or family shit matters if you're out benching, out deadlifting and out squatting everyone.

pm gh15 for his list and get cracking my friend.

this video is comedy genius and never gets old

[Howard]

this video is comedy genius and never gets old

The Mayor is a cool dude and I've talked bodybuilding with him many times.

Looky here LtwtB, we might agree on how to deal with woman, but you seem like a decent dude.

It's get big and I'm just bustin' your balls.

Keep pumping bro!

[light weight baby]

The Mayor is a cool dude and I've talked bodybuilding with him many times.

Looky here LtwtB, we might agree on how to deal with woman, but you seem like a decent dude.

It's get big and I'm just bustin' your balls.

Keep pumping bro!

I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying the bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.

[Howard]

I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying the bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.

I think we've heard this song before.

[Howard]

I would be willing to bet (dead serious) that Howard is running another gimmick with the exact same writing style. I just can't think of who at the moment...help me out people.

I'm just having fun and boring most of getbig in the process.

Oh well , sucks to be me.

[ESFitness]

Study chemistry and pharmacology....

Sell drugs.



.......or work for me

[ESFitness]

Study chemistry and pharmacology....

Sell drugs.



.......or work for me

..... Also, after 3months of 3g/wk, ill teach you how to carpet-bomb PlentyOfFish and "date" 20girls a month.

hope this helps

[oldschoolfan]

howard here is what you do bro.

buy some coke, get a couple of whores,  have them come over get on your hands and knees in the weider gay anal doggy style position

plug in your mr olympia 1984 vhs tapes, and have one whore lick your asshole and the other suck your donger, while doing coke and watching the mr

olympia take pics and post on here.   trust me bro you will feel better.

[Coach is Back!]

I'm just having fun and boring most of getbig in the process.

Oh well , sucks to be me.

But not denying you have multiple gimmicks..