He Man & She Ra A Christmas Special

[Taffin]

Now I'm not suggesting for one moment who never watched this before anyone commit 45 minutes of their life to watching the whole thing.  But for those people who remember the original He Man cartoon this is a blast from the past.  Key observations:

1  The characters don't appear as freakily muscular as I remember seeing them through the eyes of a teenager who was too old to be watching an innocent child

2  The d1ldo copter is hilarious

3  The unicorn's voice is surprisingly deep for something wearing a costume from a Pride parade - must have been on the fake Anavar

4  Hordak poses down with Skeletor in a face to face most muscular around @21:38

5  The whole thing is a lot more camp than I recall...

6  I still think Skeletor was cooler than He Man 

[Victor Venice Beach]

Now I'm not suggesting for one moment who never watched this before anyone commit 45 minutes of their life to watching the whole thing.  But for those people who remember the original He Man cartoon this is a blast from the past.  Key observations:

1  The characters don't appear as freakily muscular as I remember seeing them through the eyes of a teenager who was too old to be watching an innocent child

2  The d1ldo copter is hilarious

3  The unicorn's voice is surprisingly deep for something wearing a costume from a Pride parade - must have been on the fake Anavar

4  Hordak poses down with Skeletor in a face to face most muscular around @21:38

5  The whole thing is a lot more camp than I recall...

6  I still think Skeletor was cooler than He Man 

Quality post. I had a couple of these dolls. Those were a big must have eary 80's. Hella expensive. I had some sort of CRABman, Skeletor and He-man. Good times were had.

[ratherbebig]

i thought skeletor was the main man but hes taking orders from some other dude?

[calfzilla]

Was a huge He-Man mark when I was a kid.

Had several He Man toys but one of my favorites was Thunder Punch He Man.

[_bruce_]

Love the HeMan series - and yes Skeletor is way more interesting than BiMan... but my fav. has always been Merman.
The animated series is nice but the real deal are the comics that were shipped with the early figurines.

[Skeletor]

Now I'm not suggesting for one moment who never watched this before anyone commit 45 minutes of their life to watching the whole thing.  But for those people who remember the original He Man cartoon this is a blast from the past.  Key observations:

1  The characters don't appear as freakily muscular as I remember seeing them through the eyes of a teenager who was too old to be watching an innocent child

2  The d1ldo copter is hilarious

3  The unicorn's voice is surprisingly deep for something wearing a costume from a Pride parade - must have been on the fake Anavar

4  Hordak poses down with Skeletor in a face to face most muscular around @21:38

5  The whole thing is a lot more camp than I recall...

6  I still think Skeletor was cooler than He Man 

Thank you.

[MAXX]

[8 INCH not biceps]

He man is one of my inspirations to become a muscle freak when I get to 300 pounds I will scream out his name to please the muscle gods.

[SuperTed]

[mazrim]

We had all the he-man character action figures as kids. My dad wouldn't let us play with some special edition one.

[The Wizard of Truth]

I had battlecat, he man, some hairy fella, thunder punch he man, and a frog type fella with sucker things (no homo) for hands

[ratherbebig]

[The Wizard of Truth]

Branch looks more like a Lord of the rings goblin

[Skeletor]

Branch looks more like a Lord of the rings goblin

[ratherbebig]

branchs legs is the closest to master of the universe legs ever.

[The Scott]

Who or what is that tiny manlet thingy next to Branch?  I think Branch, while he has caused himself harm, is more than likely a pretty nice guy and without a doubt, a hard worker and very successful in the real world.  In the gym he seems to be goofy using poor form and too much weight, hence the comment on causing harm to himself.

That thing next to Branch must be all of 4' 9" and weigh in at 112 lbs.

[Skeletor]

Who or what is that tiny manlet thingy next to Branch?  I think Branch, while he has caused himself harm, is more than likely a pretty nice guy and without a doubt, a hard worker and very successful in the real world.  In the gym he seems to be goofy using poor form and too much weight, hence the comment on causing harm to himself.

That thing next to Branch must be all of 4' 9" and weigh in at 112 lbs.

A fake cop. Some say he favors pesticide as a fat burner.

[The Scott]

A fake cop. Some say he favors pesticide as a fat burner.

  Thx!  He just looks like something that fell out of the butthole of a sick rhino.

[cart@@n]

[oldschoolfan]

Was a huge He-Man mark when I was a kid.

Had several He Man toys but one of my favorites was Thunder Punch He Man.

calfzilla that he man doll looks pretty new to me. are you sure youre not still collecting those ?

and dont worry bro , there are still middle aged men on here, that get horney watching kevin levrone get onstage.

[oldschoolfan]

Who or what is that tiny manlet thingy next to Branch?  I think Branch, while he has caused himself harm, is more than likely a pretty nice guy and without a doubt, a hard worker and very successful in the real world.  In the gym he seems to be goofy using poor form and too much weight, hence the comment on causing harm to himself.

That thing next to Branch must be all of 4' 9" and weigh in at 112 lbs.

scott you make a great point and why is this lil man pointing at branches lil wrinkly dinkly

[oldschoolfan]

lmfao maxx that was great,

[The Scott]

scott you make a great point and why is this lil man pointing at branches lil wrinkly dinkly

You got me, brother.  I don't get the whole "point" thing any more than I do the flex the arm thumbs up photos.  I know I am old but jeez, why would I want to look like a douchebag in every single picture?  Nah.  I'm just too old for this stuff anymore, LOL!  

And I do think Branch is smarter than most bodybuilders.  I can and do think his physique used to look better but he is a successful businessman with a loving wife and much to live for.  Why risk it with a (literal) buttload of drugs to win the SchmOelyompia?  To be honest, I have never been nearly the bodybuilder he is or was so that may be why I can't imagine what he's thinking.

But that weirdo little Deep Roy looking manletto with Branch is just creeeeeepy.  

[calfzilla]

calfzilla that he man doll looks pretty new to me. are you sure youre not still collecting those ?

and dont worry bro , there are still middle aged men on here, that get horney watching kevin levrone get onstage.

No shame in a grown man buying an ivory mountain of muscle doll. But fortunately am positive that Thunder punch came out in 80s. I know this because his back had a thing where you could put caps and when he turned his waist a cap would go off, hence the name thunder punch He Man.

[Thong Maniac]

No shame in a grown man buying an ivory mountain of muscle doll. But fortunately am positive that Thunder punch came out in 80s. I know this because his back had a thing where you could put caps and when he turned his waist a cap would go off, hence the name thunder punch He Man.

no wonder guys 29-35 have body issues. after watching he man for years, your perception of what a man looks like is pretty fucked up as a kid. was thinking this one day after looking at this poster of an xman comic. no wonder i love big muscles and big round tits. how could you not after years of reading and watching that shit as a kid