It is Indeed a Black Matter!!....It literally jiggles with the label still on!!.....
Dr. Chidoman supplying rigorous proof of the theory of special relativity. The Hoochie Nebula condenses the mass of two suns down to snugly fit, just barely, the volume of a 3XL panty. Beneath its white partition, hidden from view (and which has never been seen [or has been lived to report]) is the event horizon of a black hole, from which nothing can escape being swallowed up by the curvature of asstime.
This is science and beyond dispute.