It is Indeed a Black Matter!!....It literally jiggles with the label still on!!.....
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Dr. Chidoman supplying rigorous proof of the theory of special relativity. The Hoochie Nebula condenses the mass of two suns down to snugly fit, just barely, the volume of a 3XL panty. Beneath its white partition, hidden from view (and which has never been seen [or has been lived to report]) is the event horizon of a black hole, from which nothing can escape being swallowed up by the curvature of asstime.
This is science and beyond dispute.