Today, I was training chest, working up to 315 for reps for my max heavy set for reps. I decided to pump off 315 for 10 this time out - a record for me. My previous best was eight reps, and the max I have on video is 315x6. My gym has been keen on enforcing their no camera policy lately.
Anyway, as I was starting that set, I noticed a high school bully walk in with his brother. He also brought his girlfriend but she said a quick goodbye and walked into the adjoining weight room. He went to a bench and put 135 on the bar, doing sets of 6-10 with his brother, ass flying off the bench, back arched like a rainbow. I could see him peering from the corner of his eye at me as I cranked off the 10 reps of 315 with good form.
I decided to ignore him and let bygones be bygones. He was jealous that I got 100% in grade 12 math and he only got 87%. What a weird thing to be jealous of. Some time passed and I decided to go to the fountain. I did not realize that the bully had gone moments earlier, and I made eye contact with him just as he looked up after a gulp of water. I said to him "You were quite the tough guy in high school, eh? Not so tough anymore are you?" He then said "Look Matt C, I don't want any trouble with you. That was 17 years ago. Just let it go ok." At this very moment, his girlfriend was approaching to get a drink of water. I then said "No, I'm not going to let it go." Flustered and sensing an emerging conflict, he clenched his fist and punched in my direction as hard as he possibly could. I caught his fist and he screamed in agony. I squeezed his fist applying 50% of my power and he turned beet red and screamed some more while begging me to stop. I then twisted his arm then shoved him to the floor, where his head hit the ground. He started crying.
His girlfriend saw the whole thing and said "Wow, that's so hot. I wish my boyfriend was as strong as you. I love your muscles." I winked at her and said "Maybe I could show you my best muscle in private over in that room." I pointed to an unlocked office close to the fountain and waved in its direction. She followed me in, and I then closed the door. I bent her over and pounded her with all my force. Since I had only finished half of my workout by the time I laid waste to her boyfriend, I used the alone time with her to finish the other half.
At that moment, a very good looking woman who works at the facility who is over 50 came in and saw what was transpiring. She said "Do you realize that this is in violation of facility rules?" I asked "Why, because you're not doing it with us?" She gave a look as if to pretend to be aghast, while I carried on. She then started massaging herself through her pants, as I carried on with what I was doing. Within minutes, she started removing all of her clothes and joined in.
After all was said and done, with both women in my arms, they each lit up a cigarette and said "That was the best sex I ever had" at the exact same time, causing us all to laugh. The bully's girlfriend said "What happened to my boyfriend?" The facility worker said "His mom came to pick him up, and he left while bawling his eyes out." I said "That's too bad - should have invited her to join us."
We all started laughing, and then I woke up.
