Should Ron give Chaos the ability to ban accounts? (Poll)

[Grape Ape]

I'll stop worrying about the mods, when they stop altering my posts. Either admit it, or make the fucking poll.

One time is funny. Three times is abusing mod capabilities. As much as I love Ron, I am willing to put my account up for it.

I signed up in 2004.

Don't need a poll to get rid of you, and I won't insult the forum - they've seen how you "honor" a poll before...i'll just discuss it in forums you don't have access to.

Accusing the mods again.  Pattern continues.  Re-read:

Exactly.  He knows nothing about the innerworkings of the site.  I have mostly tried to ignore him, but since he thought he "had" me the other day, and continues to still blame the mods for his issues, I'll respond one more time.

An easy way to see the truth is to present the facts.  The following are all true, so shitzo, spare us all addressing the following:

He has faked his death here
He has admitted to having issues with alcohol
Has been a member of any bodybuilding forum for a decade despite not being in shape
Never comments on women, despite getbig being loaded with threads about them
His time of his "king" bullshit was widely considered one of the worst time periods on this board, and great posters left just because he was here
He has routinely accused the mods of various transgressions.  Has accused chaos of being me, has accused chaos of being married to princess, and constantly PMs any and all of us complaining about this and that.  Has turned on every mod, no matter who, even the "OMR account"
He has been proven a liar on too many occasions to list
Has routinely hijacked threads to make it about him
Constantly talks of his getbig "status", yet recently was decimated by one of the biggest owning posts EVER by Vince G.
Has admitted to starting to drink again, and has started to adapt his bullshit king persona again.

Now, he is trying to say his multiple posts of admitting to blowing a dude and being accused about being confused about his sexuality were not him.

Given the facts, what is more plausible:

1.  There is a moderator conspiracy against shitzo, and a getbig ghostwriter who can mimic his posting style to a "T", as all his confessional posts sound exactly like him

or

2.  He told the truth while drunk, realized what he did, and tried to recant, which follows a pattern we've seen a million times

Getbig - feel free to give your thoughts.

[calfzilla]

I sense a major meltdown and departure by shizzo very soon.

[Walter Sobchak]

I almost feel like I should insult KING SHIZZO one last time before he departs....

[King Shizzo]

Don't need a poll to get rid of you, and I won't insult the forum - they've seen how you "honor" a poll before...i'll just discuss it in forums you don't have access to.

Accusing the mods again.  Pattern continues.  Re-read:

Either you are far more important then we all know, or you are clearly speaking out of turn. This has gone above your head, sir.

I am starting to think that you have been part of the problem all along.

[Grape Ape]

Either you are far more important then we all know, or you are clearly speaking out of turn. This has gone above your head, sir.

I am starting to think that you have been part of the problem all along.

I am not the problem.

I have only presented facts.

Look at the responses.

Everyone knows you're done.

You may read this sober tomorrow and feel bad, which is why I posted what your course of action should be.

[King Shizzo]

I almost feel like I should insult KING SHIZZO one last time before he departs....

I will be at peace either way.

[_aj_]

Either you are far more important then we all know, or you are clearly speaking out of turn. This has gone above your head, sir.

I am starting to think that you have been part of the problem all along.

"Important" in what way? I fear that you may be conflating the mechanations of this retarded board with real life.

[King Shizzo]

I am not the problem.

I have only presented facts.

Look at the responses.

Everyone knows you're done.

You may read this sober tomorrow and feel bad, which is why I posted what your course of action should be.

Oh really? Where are the facts about my altered threads? Do you 100% stand by the fact that you think I am lying about that?

[King Shizzo]

"Important" in what way? I fear that you may be conflating the mechanations of this retarded board with real life.

Either you are Grape Ape, or you need to mind your own business. Didn't you claim to have drinks with the man?

[Walter Sobchak]

I will be at peace either way.

No sweat off my balls (that NelsonMuntz suckles on) KING SHIZZO!

[_aj_]

Either you are Grape Ape, or you need to mind your own business. Didn't you claim to have drinks with the man?

I surely did. At a bar in Boston. What does that have to do with anything?

[King Shizzo]

I surely did. At a bar in Boston. What does that have to do with anything?

You are clearly biased. I am still holding out hope that Grape Ape is just a very trusting individual.

If not, then he may very well be behind most (if not all) of this bullshit.

[rocket]

I have to back Shizzo up a little, here.

I believe is he is resoundingly disliked and I do believe that as a result, things are happening to him that are ignored by mods (and perhaps even incited by)

However

He has faked his death here
He has admitted to having issues with alcohol
Has been a member of any bodybuilding forum for a decade despite not being in shape
Never comments on women, despite getbig being loaded with threads about them
His time of his "king" bullshit was widely considered one of the worst time periods on this board, and great posters left just because he was here
He has routinely accused the mods of various transgressions.  Has accused chaos of being me, has accused chaos of being married to princess, and constantly PMs any and all of us complaining about this and that.  Has turned on every mod, no matter who, even the "OMR account"
He has been proven a liar on too many occasions to list
Has routinely hijacked threads to make it about him
Constantly talks of his getbig "status", yet recently was decimated by one of the biggest owning posts EVER by Vince G.
Has admitted to starting to drink again, and has started to adapt his bullshit king persona again.

.. is a good account of why the ire is well deserved.

As for whether he is a liar.

Ignoring the past transgression (that should have seen him permanently banned), he constantly claims to have standing on this board, yet contributes absolutely nothing of worth (in G&O, that is - I cannot comment on other boards, but that is where I have to read his bullshit about having "standing").  

You can either call him a liar or someone who is completely unable to perceive his standing (delusional), but it is one of them.  I'm still not sure.  I have been wondering, recently - whether Shizzo is mentally disabled.  Not massively so, but akin to how sociopath is unable to empathise, Shizzo appears to fail to recognise that he is not liked.  

[_aj_]

I surely did. At a bar in Boston. What does that have to do with anything?

I will say that it is a surreal experience to sit across from a real live person and have a conversation about the retards on this site. Speaking the names out loud seems almost sacrilegious.

[SF1900]

Actually, truth be told, a mod confided in me that a certain mod has at least one gimmick account (it doesn't mean its Grape Ape). This gimmick has been around a while.

[King Shizzo]

What a mess this place has become.  At least Rich Piana is full of synthol. Getbig is full of shit.

[SF1900]

King Shizzo bitching about a mod or two having a gimmick, while he's most likely had a gimmick in his time here.

Big whoop. Most have gimmicks here. Shit, even I ran a gimmick for a while here, but won't say which one. Its been a while since I used it. Ain't no one got time for that any more!

[2scared2post]

What a mess this place has become.   At least Rich Piana is full of synthol. Getbig is full of shit.

Yet here you are, posting non stop.

No wonder your struggle with alcohol addiction is so bad, considering you cant "quit" a forum on your own accord.

[rocket]

What a mess this place has become.  At least Rich Piana is full of synthol. Getbig is full of shit.

I like how you quoted me and then decided that you couldn't answer it and put that in place, instead.  Yeah, I caught that

We don't need to repeat what Grape said, again - but it stands as an open question to you.  Do you acknowledge that you are posting bullshit on this board (and by virtue of this, are a liar) or do you really believe that you are valued, here and that we look up to you as a "king"?

Nobody else has these problems on this board, nobody else is getting picked on by seemingly rational people who now feel it is acceptable to fuck with you.

And don't get me wrong - I can tell you're an intelligent enough person and almost certainly a pleasant enough fellow in real life, but that actually raises my contempt for you - because you consistently act like an irritation and I cannot attribute it to you simply being a fool.

[Grape Ape]

King Shizzo bitching about a mod or two having a gimmick, while he's most likely had a gimmick in his time here.

Big whoop. Most have gimmicks here. Shit, even I ran a gimmick for a while here, but won't say which one. Its been a while since I used it. Ain't no one got time for that any more!

The facts have been presented.  5-6 posters have responded immediatey and know the deal, and more of the sensible lot should/will chime in.

It is what it is.

We don't need to fall prey to shitzo's continuous cycles of BS (really, ANOTHER poll?  we know the next steps to this - accuse gimmicks of voting).

We have given him the option of just posting normally, but apparently he has discarded that option.

This thread should have never been started.  He has chosen his path.

[calfzilla]

[rocket]

I will say that it is a surreal experience to sit across from a real live person and have a conversation about the retards on this site. Speaking the names out loud seems almost sacrilegious.

Ugh, I remember IRC meets.  That was when the internet was only populated by 99% social retards (like myself).  Insane stuff.  We would go to parties and call each other by our handles.  Excruciating to think about, now. 

[Dave D]

Really? This shit again?

X2

This dude is something else. Why doesn't he pull these stunts on his facebook page?

[rocket]

I signed up in 2004.

We all know what you are implying when you make that comment.  You are implying a lie.

The sole remaining post of yours from 2004-2009

Hey jeff, good luck!

[SF1900]

The facts have been presented.  5-6 posters have responded immediatey and know the deal, and more of the sensible lot should/will chime in.

It is what it is.

We don't need to fall prey to shitzo's continuous cycles of BS (really, ANOTHER poll?  we know the next steps to this - accuse gimmicks of voting).

We have given him the option of just posting normally, but apparently he has discarded that option.

This thread should have never been started.  He has chosen his path.

Shizzo doesn't know a lot of things that happen behind closed doors on this forum. And rightfully so, for his sake. He'd go mad if he knew. His best bet is to just post normal like everyone else, but he can't seem to do that. He then spirals into a frenzy, and, well, we all know the outcome.