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Macrofitter

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A-ryan perfection?
« on: January 07, 2017, 05:53:27 AM »
Imagine a whole army full of em - Hitlers wetdream. 8)

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ProudVirgin69

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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2017, 05:55:20 AM »
Der Fuhrer's tailor would have fits making pants for all these ubermenschen
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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2017, 05:59:30 AM »
Only it would be an army of midgets
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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2017, 06:04:11 AM »
Quote from: hench on January 07, 2017, 05:59:30 AM
Only it would be an army of midgets
with a penchant for oversized legs and moon shots
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Kwon

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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2017, 06:07:27 AM »
If Platz was 185 cm it would be better.
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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2017, 06:09:14 AM »
As the personified template for the new A-Ryan man, I can state that we are a lot taller.
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Chadwick The Beta

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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2017, 06:10:35 AM »
Quote from: Macrofitter on January 07, 2017, 05:53:27 AM
Imagine a whole army full of em - Hitlers wetdream. 8)



that's not Mel Gibson

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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2017, 06:14:43 AM »
Could have picked Arnie, Dennis Wolf at his peak 10years ago, Gunther, Rhul...being tall is imperative for aryan superiority...i don't think Hitler craved midgets no matter how blonde they were...he would have gassed Tom Platz with the Jews as he shouted "ich fikken hate dis imp"
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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2017, 06:21:16 AM »
5:50  



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Chadwick The Beta

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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2017, 06:25:49 AM »
Quote from: Skorp1o on January 07, 2017, 06:14:43 AM
Could have picked Arnie, Dennis Wolf at his peak 10years ago, Gunther, Rhul...being tall is imperative for Caucasian superiority...i don't think Hitler craved midgets no matter how blonde they were...he would have gassed Tom Platz with the Jews as he shouted "ich fikken hate dis imp"

Midgets would have been executed as "useless persons" with the exception of the female midgets used for pr0n.  


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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2017, 06:28:48 AM »
Platz was not short by any means... ???

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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2017, 06:31:42 AM »
Quote from: Macrofitter on January 07, 2017, 06:28:48 AM
Platz was not short by any means... ???



Compared to Franco and Padilla?
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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2017, 06:36:33 AM »
Quote from: Macrofitter on January 07, 2017, 06:28:48 AM
Platz was not short by any means... ???



Compared to Arndorff Schwartzenheimer?


Everyone looks tall next to Padilla!
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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2017, 06:39:47 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on January 07, 2017, 06:31:42 AM
Compared to Franco and Padilla?

 ;D I was just gonna post that!
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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2017, 07:22:35 AM »
Too short though.
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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2017, 07:23:40 AM »
Quote from: TheShape. on January 07, 2017, 07:22:35 AM
Too short though.

Reason people are short is because they're jealous of Halo.
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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2017, 08:37:36 AM »
Quote from: Macrofitter on January 07, 2017, 06:28:48 AM
Platz was not short by any means... ???



Danny takes that shot, IMO.
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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2017, 08:51:20 AM »
Hitler had pants designed with the likes of Tom Platz in mind.

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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2017, 09:00:17 AM »
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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2017, 09:04:42 AM »
Quote from: Yamcha on January 07, 2017, 09:00:17 AM


Her citizenship in the USA is approved by me, as an official of no small stature in the Thousand Year Trumpenreich.
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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2017, 09:11:18 AM »
I think a prime Dolph was the closest to Ary@n perfection. Tall, jacked, broad, chiseled jaw and high IQ.

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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2017, 09:13:50 AM »
Quote from: SuperTed on January 07, 2017, 09:11:18 AM
I think a prime Dolph was the closest to Ary@n perfection. Tall, jacked, broad, chiseled jaw and high IQ.



I have no argument there. With his PhD in biochemistry, he could work on perpetuation of his magnificent (no homo) genes.
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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2017, 10:00:02 AM »
Was hoping for a hot kraut bitch.
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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #23 on: January 07, 2017, 10:04:05 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on January 07, 2017, 09:13:50 AM
I have no argument there. With his PhD in biochemistry, he could work on perpetuation of his magnificent (no homo) genes.

And somehow at one point with Grace Jones
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Re: A-ryan perfection?
« Reply #24 on: January 07, 2017, 11:18:51 AM »
Falcon would knock him out easily.
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