who is the legit toughest guy on the boards?

[dj181]

i'd say benchmstr if he's still around 

[cephissus]

top three: dj181, esfitness, and shizzo

too close to order amongst them, though

[Skorp1o]

Esfitness, especially in a parking lot.

[Henda]

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[TheShape.]

top three: dj181, esfitness, and shizzo

too close to order amongst them, though

No the question was the toughest members, not the gayest.

[ratherbebig]

whatabout judochoke or whatever his name is

[dj181]

No the question was the toughest members, not the gayest.

 

[bigmc]

donald smith wrote in a mail that he has a "dan" in judo

pretty bad ass 

[Simple Simon]

donald smith wrote in a mail that he has a "dan" in judo

pretty bad ass 

he couldnt get a "dan" in scrabble.

[Yamcha]

Shizzo can take any dick at the truck stop.

Top that

[dj181]

donald smith wrote in a mail that he has a "dan" in judo

pretty bad ass 

funny thing is the Scots are probably the toughest race

Germans are the Primo race overall as they got it all, brains like jews and althletic poweress and physiques like blacks

but toughest race is the Scots

[Kwon]

Daddy Waddy/Marty Falcon and Avesher.

Legit Povertybag champs.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Already known to be SMM

[Chadwick The Beta]

wes

you have to be tough to outlive 36 US Presidents

[Mitch]

OMR has a purple belt in BJJ if I'm not mistaken and trains regularly. I'd bet he could whoop some asses in a totally no-homo way.

[8 INCH not biceps]

I didnt want to bring up my past but I used to work for some very dangerous dudes and people who owed them money and refused to pay my job was to pay these people a visit and collect that money, now these guys who refused to pay they were not some softie living in the suburbs they were tough guys themselves and I never failed to collect money from them, if that doesn't make me the toughest guy on this board then I dont know what does.

[Simple Simon]

I didnt want to bring up my past but I used to work for some very dangerous dudes and people who owed them money and refused to pay my job was to pay these people a visit and collect that money, now these guys who refused to pay they were not some softie living in the suburbs they were tough guys themselves and I never failed to collect money from them, if that doesn't make me the toughest guy on this board then I dont know what does.

would have made more sense on your "Tunza muscle" account

[NelsonMuntz]

 

[dj181]

damn! that takes some talent

funny as hell and very creative

[Simple Simon]

hahahaha... classic

[NelsonMuntz]

damn! that takes some talent

funny as hell and very creative

ironmeister strikes again

this one is the best of all

[Simple Simon]

ironmeister strikes again

this one is the best of all

agreed mate, spot on

[8 INCH not biceps]

would have made more sense on your "Tunza muscle" account

Everything I said it real I was able to do these things because I was smart and not afraid, I was sent to collect money from little eye johnny he was known as a hot head and always walked with a glock 26 so I had to be careful, I knew his wife went to the salon on thursdays so I dressed up and knocked on the door with a package in my hand, he peeped through the keyhole and said what the fuck do you want, I said I have a package for your wife, he replied she was not there so I ask him to sign for it then he opened the door, I grabbed him by the neck threw him to the floor sat on top of him and put my gun to his forehead and said your brains are going to be like ground beef protein on the floor if you dont pay up, he got up went to his safe and gave me the money, so as you can see my toughness comes from  no fear and street smarts.

[Simple Simon]

Everything I said it real I was able to do these things because I was smart and not afraid, I was sent to collect money from little eye johnny he was known as a hot head and always walked with a glock 26 so I had to be careful, I knew his wife went to the salon on thursdays so I dressed up and knocked on the door with a package in my hand, he peeped through the keyhole and said what the fuck do you want, I said I have a package for your wife, he replied she was not there so I ask him to sign for it then he opened the door, I grabbed him by the neck threw him to the floor sat on top of him and put my gun to his forehead and said your brains are going to be like ground beef protein on the floor if you dont pay up, he got up went to his safe and gave me the money, so as you can see my toughness comes from  no fear and street smarts.

when you troll someone you are not supposed to make more effort than your victim, sort of defeats the object.

[King Shizzo]

ironmeister strikes again

this one is the best of all

This is a better version in my opinion.