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Bodybuilding jokes
« on: January 11, 2017, 12:25:57 AM »
What do you call a mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey José.



Bodybuilder: Is there a vet around here?

Friend: I don't know why?

Bodybuilder: (Flexes Biceps) Because these pythons are sick.
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Re: Bodybuilding jokes
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2017, 12:42:21 AM »
"6x Mr Olympia"

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Re: Bodybuilding jokes
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2017, 08:56:06 AM »
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Howard

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Re: Bodybuilding jokes
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2017, 09:15:48 AM »
How do you spell the name of every broke bodybuilder? G4P
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Re: Bodybuilding jokes
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2017, 09:58:11 AM »
Q: What do you call a former bodybuilder who is 30 years removed from the lifestyle, yet creates endless posts about how great it was, why it sucks now, how he wishes he could find motivation to train and how he always went how with a "lady" at closing time?

A: Howard

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Re: Bodybuilding jokes
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2017, 08:40:01 PM »
How many Bodybuilders does it take to change a light bulb

26 - 1 to change it & The other 25 to tell him how Good he looks doing it.
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Re: Bodybuilding jokes
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2017, 09:00:41 PM »
Q: Is bodybuilding a sport?
A: Yes
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Re: Bodybuilding jokes
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2017, 06:40:20 AM »
It's only gay.....because it is you fucking homo
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Howard

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Re: Bodybuilding jokes
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2017, 06:51:02 AM »
Quote from: Dave D on January 11, 2017, 09:58:11 AM
Q: What do you call a former bodybuilder who is 30 years removed from the lifestyle, yet creates endless posts about how great it was, why it sucks now, how he wishes he could find motivation to train and how he always went how with a "lady" at closing time?

A: Howard


Or in Jeopardy format:

A : What most get-biggers fear turning into as they age.

Q. Who is Howard?

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Re: Bodybuilding jokes
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2017, 06:56:33 AM »
Quote from: jr on January 11, 2017, 09:00:41 PM
Q: Is bodybuilding a sport?
A: Yes

You forgot to add : No Homo  :D
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Re: Bodybuilding jokes
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2017, 07:09:16 AM »
What do you call a guy who claims to bench 500lbs but refuses to post proof?

A Getbigger.
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Re: Bodybuilding jokes
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2017, 07:11:45 AM »
Q: What do you call a bodybuilder who lives in his mom's basement ?
A. Pro
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Re: Bodybuilding jokes
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2017, 10:23:20 AM »
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El Diablo Blanco

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Re: Bodybuilding jokes
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2017, 10:26:53 AM »
Here's a good joke.


HOWARD
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Re: Bodybuilding jokes
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2017, 11:06:33 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on January 13, 2017, 10:26:53 AM
Here's a good joke.


HOWARD

Unless:
1. You're a regular on get big

2. You were one of his ex-wives

Then the jokes on YOU
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