Man guilty of ejaculating in water bottle

[FitnessFrenzy]

http://www.pressunion.org/financial-adviser-ejaculated-coworkers-drink-bottle-found-guilty-assault/

[Eric2]

I bet if he had eaten more pineapple to sweeten his load this would not have gone to court.

[Simple Simon]

I bet if he had eaten more pineapple to sweeten his load this would not have gone to court.

[Moontrane]

"…asked her partner to put his semen in a bottle to see if it resembled the odd-tasting water…"

I hope she helped him with that.

La victim:

[Maddy]

who here
has not cum
in a bottle
of water

[Taffin]

I don't see why it's such a big deal.... sure, it's a little high in sodium if you're cutting for show, but a calorie's a calorie, right...?

[Slapper]

White woman, US courtroom.



That dude's going to remember that jiz for the rest of his fucking life.

[Nails]

Its ths shit like several years old?

[muscleman-2013]

White woman, US courtroom.



That dude's going to remember that jiz for the rest of his fucking life.

Of course it was a white woman.  Just another ethnic sex crime against white woman.  The ethnics looovvveee them white girls.  Love them so much they will do anything.  Rape is one of their most popular  expressions of interest.

[FitnessFrenzy]

I don't see why it's such a big deal.... sure, it's a little high in sodium if you're cutting for show, but a calorie's a calorie, right...?

Shizzo would never complain, had it happened to him.

[Army of One]

[Powerlift66]

Epic chick
"Here, jerk it in my water so I can see if it tastes similar to what I had at work"...

Yup, tastes the same... Thanks.

[oldtimer1]

Then she sued the business he was part of and laughed all the way to the bank.  Wonderful country America.

[Rusty Trombone]

This has happened over 5 years ago.

Has anyone the name of that prostitute co-worker?

[Rusty Trombone]

Jeez.

The guy got 6 months in jail for that.

Yeah this girl wanted to get money from the bussiness but that guy shouldn't get 6 months for that.

She drank her boyfriend's semen otherwise straight from the pipe and from the bottle to compare it's taste.


When I was 15 a few of my female buddies from school used to come to my place to hang out.

They were interesting bitches to hang out with but they were so hot in there summer shorts and tank tops.

I sometimes had to jerk off quick in the kitchen while getting some drinks,and a few times I jerked off into their Sprite or cappucinos.

[Simple Simon]

White woman, US courtroom.



That dude's going to remember that jiz for the rest of his fucking life.

is this that ugly frog eyed mutt that Hollywood is trying to convince us is attractive?

[DroppingPlates]

Will they welcome him in prison with a good ole bukake in the men's shower?

[BodyMachine]

wait a minute, why does a good wholesome judeo-christian girl even know what semen tastes like to begin with? 

[Yamcha]

Can someone please bail me out?

[FREAKgeek]

Its ths shit like several years old?

Yeah. Lincoln shot.

[Kwon]

Its ths shit like several years old?

Yeh, Titanic hits iceberg.

[robcguns]

White woman, US courtroom.



That dude's going to remember that jiz for the rest of his fucking life.

As well he should,disgusting Mexican fuck.

[Mr Anabolic]

Women in the workforce are always a liability... plain and simple.  They are drama queens, they have kids and take months off, they make frivolous claims of harassment and discrimination.  If I owned a business, I would only hire women who are over 50, small breasted and ugly.

[muscleman-2013]

wait a minute, why does a good wholesome judeo-christian girl even know what semen tastes like to begin with? 

fukk off you mindless idiot

[muscleman-2013]

Jeez.

The guy got 6 months in jail for that.

Yeah this girl wanted to get money from the bussiness but that guy shouldn't get 6 months for that.

She drank her boyfriend's semen otherwise straight from the pipe and from the bottle to compare it's taste.


When I was 15 a few of my female buddies from school used to come to my place to hang out.

They were interesting bitches to hang out with but they were so hot in there summer shorts and tank tops.

I sometimes had to jerk off quick in the kitchen while getting some drinks,and a few times I jerked off into their Sprite or cappucinos.

Spoken like a rapist.  Scumbag.