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[Simple Simon]

Odd ending

1. Brad Pitts original character was run over and killed outside the coffee shop so Death could use his body, how are they going to explain the funeral and how the fuck hes turned up again?
2. She fell in love with "death" not the geeky fucker she fancied in the coffee shop.
2. Nice move of them both to go back to the party and leave her poor dad dead in a heap in the back of the garden.

[ratherbebig]

nobody who seen that shit cares as it's gotta be 20 years old or more

if anybody hasnt seen it, you spoil it for them

supershitty thread right here

[Simple Simon]

nobody who seen that shit cares as it's gotta be 20 years old or more

if anybody hasnt seen it, you spoil it for them

supershitty thread right here

and a super shitty poster the first to respond

[Kwon]

Odd ending

1. Brad Pitts original character was run over and killed outside the coffee shop so Death could use his body, how are they going to explain the funeral and how the fuck hes turned up again?
2. She fell in love with "death" not the geeky fucker she fancied in the coffee shop.
2. Nice move of them both to go back to the party and leave her poor dad dead in a heap in the back of the garden.

You really think DEATH cares about explanations?

He does what he wills.

People can wonder how much they want, and if they're getting uppity or questions him? THEY DIE!

In a fairy-tale, she'll probably fall in love with the geeky fucker whilst Death will keep prolapsing anuses for his next world-tour.

He' is over that chick.
Although Claire Forlani's eyes was one of the better things with that movie!

[wes]

I could never get into that flick.

[Kwon]

I could never get into that flick.

In the confrontation at the end, where he reveals himself, i was hoping he'd transform into the Grimreaper (with Black Robe and Scythe), decapitate Forlanis ex-boyfriend and Reap all the guests at the party

Yeah i know, seen too many bad horror-movies.

[The Scott]

It's a remake of the 1934 classic, "Death Takes A Holiday".

[Kwon]

"OK"



/Herne at Kwons keyboard

[Simple Simon]

You really think DEATH cares about explanations?

He does what he wills.

People can wonder how much they want, and if they're getting uppity or questions him? THEY DIE!

In a fairy-tale, she'll probably fall in love with the geeky fucker whilst Death will keep prolapsing anuses for his next world-tour.

He' is over that chick.
Although Claire Forlani's eyes was one of the better things with that movie!

they were seldom in the same scene.

reminded me of vissy.

[Kwon]

they were seldom in the same scene.

reminded me of vissy.

LOL @ seldom in the same scene! 

[Irongrip400]

Oddly watchable, yet long and boring.

[Skeletor]

You really think DEATH cares about explanations?

He does what he wills.

People can wonder how much they want, and if they're getting uppity or questions him? THEY DIE!

In a fairy-tale, she'll probably fall in love with the geeky fucker whilst Death will keep prolapsing anuses for his next world-tour.

He' is over that chick.
Although Claire Forlani's eyes was one of the better things with that movie!

Lol

[Kwon]

Lol

My bad, that was Goodrums North Carolina-tour...

[cephissus]

claire forlani was hot as fuck in that movie

also you're wrong on point 2

lol @ the others though

oddly i just watched this movie about a month ago...

[Pray_4_War]

Movie mirrors reality.  Women are shallow.  If you look like Brad Pitt you can literally be the Grim Reaper and they'll still fuck you and fall in love.

[loco]

[8 INCH not biceps]

Odd ending

1. Brad Pitts original character was run over and killed outside the coffee shop so Death could use his body, how are they going to explain the funeral and how the fuck hes turned up again?
2. She fell in love with "death" not the geeky fucker she fancied in the coffee shop.
2. Nice move of them both to go back to the party and leave her poor dad dead in a heap in the back of the garden.

Odd ending for the race horse movie he did not come off the horse.

[Kwon]

claire forlani was hot as fuck in that movie

also you're wrong on point 2

lol @ the others though

oddly i just watched this movie about a month ago...

What's wrong about it?

Thats what they did!

2. Nice move of them both to go back to the party and leave her poor dad dead in a heap in the back of the garden.

[robcguns]

Odd ending

1. Brad Pitts original character was run over and killed outside the coffee shop so Death could use his body, how are they going to explain the funeral and how the fuck hes turned up again?
2. She fell in love with "death" not the geeky fucker she fancied in the coffee shop.
2. Nice move of them both to go back to the party and leave her poor dad dead in a heap in the back of the garden.

Went to see this in the theatre and walked out after about 10 min.Didnt get it then granted I was half cocked.

[Simple Simon]

Went to see this in the theatre and walked out after about 10 min.Didnt get it then granted I was half cocked.

Didnt get it in ten minutes, jeez, credits probably hadnt finished for 4 minutes.

[Simple Simon]

[Kwon]

Went to see this in the theatre and walked out after about 10 min.Didnt get it then granted I was half cocked.

Then again you would have walked out on any movie after 10 mins due to being half cocked.

Nothing to do with that particular movie. Movie was just getting started.

[stuntmovie]

DOn't you get a refund if you leave a movie before it's half done?

And how many GetBiggers go in to see a second feature after only purchasing one ticket?

[Man of Steel]

Just like the part where Joe is ping ponged on the bus and car.

[loco]

Just like the part where Joe is ping ponged on the bus and car.

LOL...best part of the movie.