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El Diablo Blanco

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Why are Dindu Bran Muffins so Jumpy?
« on: January 30, 2017, 07:29:53 AM »
It seems every prank video I see where someone jumps out to scare people that the Hebrews overreact the most.  Most people will  just look startled or laugh but the brews sprint in an instant out of the room faster than anyone.

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Re: Why are Dindu Bran Muffins so Jumpy?
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2017, 07:32:36 AM »
maybe this is why they always get shot running from cops.
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Re: Why are Dindu Bran Muffins so Jumpy?
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2017, 09:37:52 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on January 30, 2017, 07:29:53 AM
It seems every prank video I see where someone jumps out to scare people that the Hebrews overreact the most.  Most people will  just look startled or laugh but the brews sprint in an instant out of the room faster than anyone.



It's because they are animals,animals are very jumpy as well because they don't have the brain to process what's happening so they jump and hoot and holleralso they all prob know the cops are looking for them so anything makes them jump and run.
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Re: Why are Dindu Bran Muffins so Jumpy?
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2017, 09:44:03 AM »
Quote from: robcguns on January 30, 2017, 09:37:52 AM
It's because they are animals,animals are very jumpy as well because they don't have the brain to process what's happening so they jump and hoot and holleralso they all prob know the cops are looking for them so anything makes them jump and run.

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Re: Why are Dindu Bran Muffins so Jumpy?
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2017, 01:36:05 PM »
Quote from: robcguns on January 30, 2017, 09:37:52 AM
It's because they are animals,animals are very jumpy as well because they don't have the brain to process what's happening so they jump and hoot and holleralso they all prob know the cops are looking for them so anything makes them jump and run.

Prey animal, not at the top of the food chain.
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Re: Why are Dindu Bran Muffins so Jumpy?
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2017, 01:41:54 PM »
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Re: Why are Dindu Bran Muffins so Jumpy?
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2017, 02:03:26 PM »
Quote from: robcguns on January 30, 2017, 09:37:52 AM
It's because they are animals,animals are very jumpy as well because they don't have the brain to process what's happening so they jump and hoot and holleralso they all prob know the cops are looking for them so anything makes them jump and run.
Funny, but racist, you know better than this.
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Re: Why are Dindu Bran Muffins so Jumpy?
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2017, 02:04:22 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on January 30, 2017, 07:29:53 AM
It seems every prank video I see where someone jumps out to scare people that the Hebrews overreact the most.  Most people will  just look startled or laugh but the brews sprint in an instant out of the room faster than anyone.


More supersicious, part pf culture, voodoo and stuff?
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Re: Why are Dindu Bran Muffins so Jumpy?
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2017, 02:11:29 PM »
This is the reason why David Blaine shows his card tricks to groups of dindu nuffins on the street, because you can guarantee they'll be leaping up in the air like Gazelles and going absolutely nuts.
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Re: Why are Dindu Bran Muffins so Jumpy?
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2017, 02:18:58 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on January 30, 2017, 07:29:53 AM
Why are Dindu Muffins so Jumpy?

Wait what, are they called Dindu Muffins now?

I thought it was Dindu Nuffins / Stuffins?
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Re: Why are Dindu Bran Muffins so Jumpy?
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2017, 02:42:58 PM »
they never grew out of the peek a gigaboo game
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Re: Why are Dindu Bran Muffins so Jumpy?
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2017, 02:51:35 PM »
Quote from: NelsonMuntz on January 30, 2017, 02:42:58 PM
they never grew out of the peek a gigaboo game

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Re: Why are Dindu Bran Muffins so Jumpy?
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2017, 05:05:22 PM »
FEETS DON'T FAIL ME NOW
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Re: Why are Dindu Bran Muffins so Jumpy?
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2017, 05:26:30 PM »
Still believe in magic/mysticism?
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Re: Why are Dindu Bran Muffins so Jumpy?
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2017, 07:19:40 PM »
Quote from: Rudee on January 30, 2017, 02:11:29 PM
This is the reason why David Blaine shows his card tricks to groups of dindu nuffins on the street, because you can guarantee they'll be leaping up in the air like Gazelles and going absolutely nuts.

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Re: Why are Dindu Bran Muffins so Jumpy?
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2017, 07:24:16 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on January 30, 2017, 07:29:53 AM
It seems every prank video I see where someone jumps out to scare people that the Hebrews overreact the most.  Most people will  just look startled or laugh but the brews sprint in an instant out of the room faster than anyone.


They are hyper racist and anti rational, live on one upper mentality of 3 year old all through life.
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Re: Why are Dindu Bran Muffins so Jumpy?
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2017, 07:27:53 PM »
They are of African origin, if you get startled by something in Africa, it's either a cannibal war lord, a lion or a black mamba...all of which are valid threats.

European descendants on the other hand for many centuries have nothing to fear in their wilderness, if they get startled it's probably a fox or a badger.

Instincts are shaped by ancestorial environmental denominators.
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