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gothorium

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How to fix the NBA, a muscle filled league
« on: January 31, 2017, 04:12:19 PM »
1 get rid of 3 point line
2 enforce travel and carry
3 call fouls on post players
4 ban zone, all man on man, same as 80s
5 call warding off
6 stop blocking fouls unles it really is
7 stop all calls that favor goto basket jordan doc J kinda player
8 call reach ins
9 no more two stops then two foot jump stop, thats a travel
10 two 24 min halfs, this will make stamina more a factor and give fast breaking teams advantage
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Re: How to fix the NBA, a muscle filled league
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2017, 05:27:47 PM »
Who gives a fuck about a bunch of lanky negroes running around putting a ball there a hoop?Not me that's for god damn sure.
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Re: How to fix the NBA, a muscle filled league
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2017, 05:37:37 PM »
What about a 4point line?
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Re: How to fix the NBA, a muscle filled league
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2017, 06:04:49 PM »
Get rid of blacks and make it white only.  Will be more competitive as teams shoot 10%.
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Re: How to fix the NBA, a muscle filled league
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2017, 07:06:28 PM »
walton
mchael
mullin
bird
barry

not bad
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Re: How to fix the NBA, a muscle filled league
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2017, 09:16:16 PM »
Quote from: gothorium on January 31, 2017, 04:12:19 PM
1 get rid of 3 point line
2 enforce travel and carry
3 call fouls on post players
4 ban zone, all man on man, same as 80s
5 call warding off
6 stop blocking fouls unles it really is
7 stop all calls that favor goto basket jordan doc J kinda player
8 call reach ins
9 no more two stops then two foot jump stop, thats a travel
10 two 24 min halfs, this will make stamina more a factor and give fast breaking teams advantage

Imagine all bodybuilders were 7'0" tall? They'd all weigh over 370 pounds plus onstage.
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gothorium

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Re: How to fix the NBA, a muscle filled league
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2017, 09:50:42 PM »
karl malone was the msot getbigger basketballer or shaq perhaps? barkley seemed to lack good arms....

webber was prety big
as was otis thorpe

charles oakley was probably really a getbiiger
larry johnson?

it seems few people can be huge and fast
anthony mason
wilt chamberlain is liek the anmime version of every getbigger, 20k women slept with
truly and unlimited godman
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Re: How to fix the NBA, a muscle filled league
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2017, 01:16:00 AM »
NBA sucks bad.. The Nigel Basketball Association...
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Re: How to fix the NBA, a muscle filled league
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2017, 02:12:49 AM »
The only fix to the NBA: one year minimum college play, preferably two.
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Re: How to fix the NBA, a muscle filled league
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2017, 02:14:14 AM »
Extreme vetting
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Re: How to fix the NBA, a muscle filled league
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2017, 05:47:54 AM »
Quote from: gothorium on January 31, 2017, 09:50:42 PM
karl malone was the msot getbigger basketballer or shaq perhaps? barkley seemed to lack good arms....

webber was prety big
as was otis thorpe

charles oakley was probably really a getbiiger
larry johnson?

it seems few people can be huge and fast
anthony mason
wilt chamberlain is liek the anmime version of every getbigger, 20k women slept with
truly and unlimited godman

Ben Wallace should be on the list.
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Re: How to fix the NBA, a muscle filled league
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2017, 05:55:42 AM »
Bring back the booty choker nut hugger shorts of yesteryear...the brothers won't move as fast.
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Re: How to fix the NBA, a muscle filled league
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2017, 06:12:08 AM »
The only way to fix basketball is if phil heath decides to return.

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gothorium

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Re: How to fix the NBA, a muscle filled league
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2017, 06:15:20 AM »
I want a coach to have 4 towers and one really short guy.
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Re: How to fix the NBA, a muscle filled league
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2017, 06:24:19 AM »
Make it like when they were in the Pee-Wee leagues: Every year everyone goes into a draft and you get new teams.
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Re: How to fix the NBA, a muscle filled league
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2017, 06:29:33 AM »
Hi Tallgerman/magikuser!
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Re: How to fix the NBA, a muscle filled league
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2017, 07:44:02 AM »
Wow...didn't know Phil could dunk!
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Re: How to fix the NBA, a muscle filled league
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2017, 07:46:31 AM »
Quote from: gothorium on January 31, 2017, 07:06:28 PM
walton
mchael
mullin
bird
barry

not bad

walton
bird
barry
J. WEST
stockton

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Re: How to fix the NBA, a muscle filled league
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2017, 07:48:32 AM »
Quote from: FanBoi on February 01, 2017, 02:12:49 AM
The only fix to the NBA: one year minimum college play, preferably two.
thats already in place
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Re: How to fix the NBA, a muscle filled league
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2017, 02:46:22 PM »
The Admiral for conditioning.
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Re: How to fix the NBA, a muscle filled league
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2017, 02:48:51 PM »
basketball  ::)
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Re: How to fix the NBA, a muscle filled league
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2017, 03:46:32 PM »
Haven't watched NBA for years.  It sucks almost as bad as watching football.  Hockey and fight sports are the only sports I can stomach.  I might watch the Super Bowl...who knows.

EDIT- I also like to watch strongman.
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