Thankfully, our founding fathers had the intelligence to realise the importance of separating powers between the executive, legislature, and judiciary in order to prevent possible abuses of state power and guarantee certain rights to citizens. A fixed constitution, along with a separation of power, means that a moron like Trump has to negotiate with an independent and autonomous judiciary. With incredible prescience, our founders predicted that one day we would have pudding-bowl haircut sporting, Reddit-reading pseudo-intellectuals like True Adonis, and mentally-handicapped Oompa Loompas like Coach, proudly campaigning to elect one of the biggest imbeciles in U.S history.