Criminal whose sentence was commuted by Obama is back in prison

[Nails]

My gardner's neighbor's sister's 3rd cousin's boyfriend is black, fucktards

[Coach is Back!]

My gardner's neighbor's sister's 3rd cousin's boyfriend is black, fucktards

That almost made sense. Fucktard

[TuHolmes]

My God son is black, fucktard. How do you assume he's accurate? Jesus Christ, you come off so articulate by slowing down and choosing your words but you're so God damn dumb sometimes. Fuck. Despite what you think, you're not the smartest one in the room.

I am not always the smartest one in the room, however, if the room only had you and I in it, I would be the smartest.

Every. Single. Second.

It eats you inside to know it too.


You do realize you just did almost exactly what Johnny described right?

"My God son is black" is right in line with  "I have black friends."

Living up to the stereotype.

Nice language on you there, "Christian".

I'm not sure what you mean by slow down my words. You've never even heard me speak. 

[TuHolmes]

My gardner's neighbor's sister's 3rd cousin's boyfriend is black, fucktards

.

Christians shouldn't use such language you know.

That almost made sense. Fucktard

[Coach is Back!]

I am not always the smartest one in the room, however, if the room only had you and I in it, I would be the smartest.

Every. Single. Second.

It eats you inside to know it too.


You do realize you just did almost exactly what Johnny described right?

"My God son is black" is right in line with  "I have black friends."

Living up to the stereotype.

Nice language on you there, "Christian".

I'm not sure what you mean by slow down my words. You've never even heard me speak. 

Don't be so sure about that Junour. You stick your foot in your in your mouth more times than you realize. Bet on it. Your arrogance deserves sometimes deserves a slap back into reality.

[TuHolmes]

Don't be so sure about that Junour. You stick your foot in your in your mouth more times than you realize. Bet on it. Your arrogance deserves sometimes deserves a slap back into reality.

Junior. (Spell it right)

Who calls a 41 year old man, Junior?

You're easily one of the biggest idiots around. I can tell you one person that isn't slapping anything.

You.

Why don't you stop arguing on the internet, "Coach", it's silly, and you're ill-equipped.

You go ahead and hit that refresh button and reply. I'll read it the next time I log in. I'm sure it won't be tomorrow as I've got a busy day ahead of me, but I assure you I'll be bursting at the seams, anxious to read, what I'm sure will be an educational reply full of whit and intellect.

I just can't wait!

[Coach is Back!]

Junior. (Spell it right)

Who calls a 41 year old man, Junior?

You're easily one of the biggest idiots around. I can tell you one person that isn't slapping anything.

You.

Why don't you stop arguing on the internet, "Coach", it's silly, and you're ill-equipped.

You go ahead and hit that refresh button and reply. I'll read it the next time I log in. I'm sure it won't be tomorrow as I've got a busy day ahead of me, but I assure you I'll be bursting at the seams, anxious to read, what I'm sure will be an educational reply full of whit and intellect.

I just can't wait!

Yeah, how did your political predictions work out again? Keep talking, mouth.

[Hack Benchers]

I am not always the smartest one in the room, however, if the room only had you and I in it, I would be the smartest.

Every. Single. Second.

It eats you inside to know it too.


You do realize you just did almost exactly what Johnny described right?

"My God son is black" is right in line with  "I have black friends."

Living up to the stereotype.

Nice language on you there, "Christian".

I'm not sure what you mean by slow down my words. You've never even heard me

Spot on, spot on.

[Simple Simon]

Depends... I met with a cartel boss back a year ago (wanted to "invest" $15k in my biz after using my products a few times... I declined knowing is never get him outta my pocket).... The "big guys" (this dude cleared an easy 200k a month) are more insulated, & their "workers" know that if they tell, they're dead. On the street, in jail, in prison.. Pc or not. Such as if a worker (who also has workers) gets told on, he keeps his mouth shut and does his time. The closer you are to the "boss", the safer you are. Most guys in the narcotics business or just selling 1 - 3 grams (or 3.5) at a time, after getting a call from a buyer... those guys will buy or get on consignment three four five six or eight ounces at a time of whatever they're selling... And break those into one or 3 gram servings depending on the buyer... I would get mine, the guy I would meet would pull out a chunk all freaking heroin that was close to a quarter pound and Brake off whatever I wanted to buy with a knife... Either one 3 or 6 grams everyday while sitting in his car in it right next to me. Knowing that I was also a supplier and I had a done time and if I got popped I wasn't telling on anybody. ....back in the day when I sold White, and got to be a pain in the ass. I pick up 250 to 500 grams at a time and there's maybe a few guys I would sell or give on consignment 50 to 100 grams at a time, at a discount Maybe 30 or $40 per gram, but then you also have the guys and girls would call and only buy one gram @ a time for $90-100. A many times those people who would only buy one gram and a time will be calling back a couple hours maybe six hours later wanting another gram so that means sewing one gram at a time you make a lot more money but it also increases your risk of getting caught because your meeting for five six seven eight nine 12 people a day. The risk and stress just wasn't worth it because you never knew what person even if they were a regular buyer had got popped for a DUI a month earlier and got caught with Coke in their car and wanted a get-out-of-jail-free card and had a great to-do controlled buys from you for the past two three weeks.

[Hack Benchers]

Depends... I met with a cartel boss back a year ago (wanted to "invest" $15k in my biz after using my products a few times... I declined knowing is never get him outta my pocket).... The "big guys" (this dude cleared an easy 200k a month) are more insulated, & their "workers" know that if they tell, they're dead. On the street, in jail, in prison.. Pc or not. Such as if a worker (who also has workers) gets told on, he keeps his mouth shut and does his time. The closer you are to the "boss", the safer you are. Most guys in the narcotics business or just selling 1 - 3 grams (or 3.5) at a time, after getting a call from a buyer... those guys will buy or get on consignment three four five six or eight ounces at a time of whatever they're selling... And break those into one or 3 gram servings depending on the buyer... I would get mine, the guy I would meet would pull out a chunk all freaking heroin that was close to a quarter pound and Brake off whatever I wanted to buy with a knife... Either one 3 or 6 grams everyday while sitting in his car in it right next to me. Knowing that I was also a supplier and I had a done time and if I got popped I wasn't telling on anybody. ....back in the day when I sold White, and got to be a pain in the ass. I pick up 250 to 500 grams at a time and there's maybe a few guys I would sell or give on consignment 50 to 100 grams at a time, at a discount Maybe 30 or $40 per gram, but then you also have the guys and girls would call and only buy one gram @ a time for $90-100. A many times those people who would only buy one gram and a time will be calling back a couple hours maybe six hours later wanting another gram so that means sewing one gram at a time you make a lot more money but it also increases your risk of getting caught because your meeting for five six seven eight nine 12 people a day. The risk and stress just wasn't worth it because you never knew what person even if they were a regular buyer had got popped for a DUI a month earlier and got caught with Coke in their car and wanted a get-out-of-jail-free card and had a great to-do controlled buys from you for the past two three weeks.

Omg this is getting more crazy every day!

[Simple Simon]

Omg this is getting more crazy every day!

No ones life is as eventful as this, El Chappo hasnt had as many adventures as this fuckwit.

[Hack Benchers]

No ones life is as eventful as this, El Chappo hasnt had as many adventures as this fuckwit.

Chappo is a boring bitch compared to don esfitness!! 

[Twaddle]

ESFitness is the second coming of SMM.   

[Fuzzy Nuts]

Depends... I met with a cartel boss back a year ago (wanted to "invest" $15k in my biz after using my products a few times... I declined knowing is never get him outta my pocket).... The "big guys" (this dude cleared an easy 200k a month) are more insulated, & their "workers" know that if they tell, they're dead. On the street, in jail, in prison.. Pc or not. Such as if a worker (who also has workers) gets told on, he keeps his mouth shut and does his time. The closer you are to the "boss", the safer you are. Most guys in the narcotics business or just selling 1 - 3 grams (or 3.5) at a time, after getting a call from a buyer... those guys will buy or get on consignment three four five six or eight ounces at a time of whatever they're selling... And break those into one or 3 gram servings depending on the buyer... I would get mine, the guy I would meet would pull out a chunk all freaking heroin that was close to a quarter pound and Brake off whatever I wanted to buy with a knife... Either one 3 or 6 grams everyday while sitting in his car in it right next to me. Knowing that I was also a supplier and I had a done time and if I got popped I wasn't telling on anybody. ....back in the day when I sold White, and got to be a pain in the ass. I pick up 250 to 500 grams at a time and there's maybe a few guys I would sell or give on consignment 50 to 100 grams at a time, at a discount Maybe 30 or $40 per gram, but then you also have the guys and girls would call and only buy one gram @ a time for $90-100. A many times those people who would only buy one gram and a time will be calling back a couple hours maybe six hours later wanting another gram so that means sewing one gram at a time you make a lot more money but it also increases your risk of getting caught because your meeting for five six seven eight nine 12 people a day. The risk and stress just wasn't worth it because you never knew what person even if they were a regular buyer had got popped for a DUI a month earlier and got caught with Coke in their car and wanted a get-out-of-jail-free card and had a great to-do controlled buys from you for the past two three weeks.

Does your bullshit have any limits?

[TuHolmes]

Yeah, how did your political predictions work out again? Keep talking, mouth.

What prediction? That I thought Hillary would win?
You mean like 75% of the world?


Predictions are based on data and models. Just because the outcome doesn't happen as expected doesn't mean anything. You work with the data that's given.

Even the people who got it right were not "sure". They just either 1. Believed it. Or 2. Said the chance was slim.

Which it was. The outcome in the popular vote proved that.

Oh. You really got me. A person I didn't vote for won an election against another person I didn't vote for.

 

[The Scott]

Spoken like a blackward pickle smoocher.

"Pickle smoocher"...Damn, that is funny! 

[doggler]

After slammin Michelle, Sasha and Malia  , Branson took  Obama the cuck on vacation...

[Fortress]

Shit wrapped in skin never changes its ways. Libs and retards never wanna accept/know it. Prisons and jails are not about "correcting" anyone. They exist solely to keep trash off the streets and away from decent society. That our "justice" system favours the feel-good-left philosophies of ignorance and continually releases these shitwits back onto our streets is a colossal fail.

[Chadwick The Beta]

"Pickle smoocher"...Damn, that is funny! 

Thanks, mate.

[CalvinH]

Chappo is a boring bitch compared to don esfitness!!  

Hopefully he will go out like Pablo Escobar for a proper ending.

[Dave D]

Depends... I met with a cartel boss back a year ago (wanted to "invest" $15k in my biz after using my products a few times... I declined knowing is never get him outta my pocket).... The "big guys" (this dude cleared an easy 200k a month) are more insulated, & their "workers" know that if they tell, they're dead. On the street, in jail, in prison.. Pc or not. Such as if a worker (who also has workers) gets told on, he keeps his mouth shut and does his time. The closer you are to the "boss", the safer you are. Most guys in the narcotics business or just selling 1 - 3 grams (or 3.5) at a time, after getting a call from a buyer... those guys will buy or get on consignment three four five six or eight ounces at a time of whatever they're selling... And break those into one or 3 gram servings depending on the buyer... I would get mine, the guy I would meet would pull out a chunk all freaking heroin that was close to a quarter pound and Brake off whatever I wanted to buy with a knife... Either one 3 or 6 grams everyday while sitting in his car in it right next to me. Knowing that I was also a supplier and I had a done time and if I got popped I wasn't telling on anybody. ....back in the day when I sold White, and got to be a pain in the ass. I pick up 250 to 500 grams at a time and there's maybe a few guys I would sell or give on consignment 50 to 100 grams at a time, at a discount Maybe 30 or $40 per gram, but then you also have the guys and girls would call and only buy one gram @ a time for $90-100. A many times those people who would only buy one gram and a time will be calling back a couple hours maybe six hours later wanting another gram so that means sewing one gram at a time you make a lot more money but it also increases your risk of getting caught because your meeting for five six seven eight nine 12 people a day. The risk and stress just wasn't worth it because you never knew what person even if they were a regular buyer had got popped for a DUI a month earlier and got caught with Coke in their car and wanted a get-out-of-jail-free card and had a great to-do controlled buys from you for the past two three weeks.

Are these posts just a collection of various stories from the Internet?

[Dave D]

Are these posts just a collection of various stories from the Internet?


This version of ESFITNESS reminds me of the wrestler Teddy Hart. He really believes what he says is true.

[WalterWhite]

ES paragraphs would be helpful in reading chapters from your book.

[Ropo]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/02/06/criminal-whose-sentence-was-commuted-by-obama-is-back-in-prison.html

Oh gee, I wonder why...

"Bureau of Justice Statistics studies have found high rates of recidivism among released prisoners. One study tracked 404,638 prisoners in 30 states after their release from prison in 2005.[1] The researchers found that:

Within three years of release, about two-thirds (67.8 percent) of released prisoners were rearrested.

Within five years of release, about three-quarters (76.6 percent) of released prisoners were rearrested.

Of those prisoners who were rearrested, more than half (56.7 percent) were arrested by the end of the first year.

Property offenders were the most likely to be rearrested, with 82.1 percent of released property offenders arrested for a new crime compared with 76.9 percent of drug offenders, 73.6 percent of public order offenders and 71.3 percent of violent offenders."

[TuHolmes]

That's because no one actually cares about rehabilitation. The system is designed to punish. Nothing more.

I often wonder why the US has such high recidivism compared to other places, actually.