Cody Montgomery

[DroppingPlates]

What, he lifts in a shirt and tie or something...?

Ha no, but it's both funny and impressive to see a permabulker perform burpies and other hippie tricks

[Hack Benchers]

And why should I give two fucks! 

Thank you sir for adding this first class poetry

[Hack Benchers]

Long bearded crossfit hipsters stole this trend from strongmen.
There's even a formal powerlifter in my gym who switched to crossfit, nevertheless an all the way good dude.

Out of jealousy I am not fond of bearded hipsters

[DroppingPlates]

Out of jealousy I am not fond of bearded hipsters

Become a paleo hippie and you grow a beard in no time

[Hack Benchers]

Become a paleo hippie and you grow a beard in no time

OMG thats even worse!

[DroppingPlates]

OMG thats even worse!

It will bring you the sunken face and the striated glutes, but you will feel like crap in no time unless you hide yourself in a cage all day long

[hipolito mejia]

The most punchable face in bbing

QFT

[DroppingPlates]

QFT

You win that award for the schmoe category

[Victor Venice Beach]

What, he lifts in a shirt and tie or something...?

The man lifts in the attire he feels most comfortable in. Like a boss.
He does not care about the other cookiecutters like yourself who work out in sportsgear like mindless drones.
And he most likely knows how to calculate.

[Nether Animal]

QFT

I can think of several more punchable bbers. Cody has the excuse of still just being a kid.

[Taffin]

The man lifts in the attire he feels most comfortable in. Like a boss.
He does not care about the other cookiecutters like yourself who work out in sportsgear like mindless drones.
And he most likely knows how to calculate.

*Gasp!*  How dare you!     I'll have you know that I wear a special rotation of mint-condition vintage '80s gym wear, choosing a different hero from that period to emulate every time I workout.

For example, later today I'm blasting delts, bis and tris while wearing my Mike Christian tribute ensemble (below), featuring matching top and bottoms topped off by a stylish - and sensible - do-rag.  (And as it's Mike Christian day later on I may hit the crack-pipe, followed by a nostalgic ride on the nubain rollercoaster to get my solid 8hrs in)

Does that sound like the sort of thing a 'cookie-cutter' would do?!?  Do you even have the b4lls to rock a do-rag!?! Hmmm? I don't think so.

(And the calculation zinger was a low blow sir....don't think I didn't notice it)

 

[Victor Venice Beach]

*Gasp!*  How dare you!     I'll have you know that I wear a special rotation of mint-condition vintage '80s gym wear, choosing a different hero from that period to emulate every time I workout.

For example, later today I'm blasting delts, bis and tris while wearing my Mike Christian tribute ensemble (below), featuring matching top and bottoms topped off by a stylish - and sensible - do-rag.  (And as it's Mike Christian day later on I may hit the crack-pipe, followed by a nostalgic ride on the nubain rollercoaster to get my solid 8hrs in)

Does that sound like the sort of thing a 'cookie-cutter' would do?!?  Do you even have the b4lls to rock a do-rag!?! Hmmm? I don't think so.

(And the calculation zinger was a low blow sir....don't think I didn't notice it)

 

You never let me down bro, you never ever do LOL!!!

[wes]

*Gasp!*  How dare you!     I'll have you know that I wear a special rotation of mint-condition vintage '80s gym wear, choosing a different hero from that period to emulate every time I workout.

For example, later today I'm blasting delts, bis and tris while wearing my Mike Christian tribute ensemble (below), featuring matching top and bottoms topped off by a stylish - and sensible - do-rag.  (And as it's Mike Christian day later on I may hit the crack-pipe, followed by a nostalgic ride on the nubain rollercoaster to get my solid 8hrs in)

Does that sound like the sort of thing a 'cookie-cutter' would do?!?  Do you even have the b4lls to rock a do-rag!?! Hmmm? I don't think so.

(And the calculation zinger was a low blow sir....don't think I didn't notice it)

 

[Bevo]

I can think of several more punchable bbers. Cody has the excuse of still just being a kid.

Didn't know mid 20's is considered a kid

[Taffin]

At least lil Cody's getting some "revolting" training in with other top athletes (oh brother)...

[Taffin]

(Apologies if Nixon shot JFK, as this was from back near the start of the month)


Belated congratulations appear to be in order for the young man.  Clearly, Master Montgomery has either:

   a)   Decided to rush at least one kid in before he completes his chemical castration, or

   b)   Surprised himself with the motility of one of his spermatazoons - the 1 in 250M hypothesis, or

   b)   Been cuckolded...


And apropos of nothing, I bet they are considering the name 'Aaron' for their first-born.... how sweet...

All the best son
Taf

[WalterWhite]

he back...  

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPLy1oxA1g8/

Union welder now so back in the real world.

[Nether Animal]

GF is fuckable

[Bevo]

(Apologies if Nixon shot JFK, as this was from back near the start of the month)


Belated congratulations appear to be in order for the young man.  Clearly, Master Montgomery has either:

   a)   Decided to rush at least one kid in before he completes his chemical castration, or

   b)   Surprised himself with the motility of one of his spermatazoons - the 1 in 250M hypothesis, or

   b)   Been cuckolded...


And apropos of nothing, I bet they are considering the name 'Aaron' for their first-born.... how sweet...

All the best son
Taf

Already has his 2 month gf pregnant already?

Swear guys getting dumber by the generations

At that age should enjoy as much pussy as possible

[falco]

its not his

[kreator]

how many people get kids just to get likes on social media? 

[Fortress]

Already has his 2 month gf pregnant already?

Swear guys getting dumber by the generations

At that age should enjoy as much pussy as possible

No shit. Young guy, stuck with a whining kid and an ever-more-annoying wife. It won't end well.

[hipolito mejia]

The most punchable face in bbing

X2