One trick pony...
Ah, yes, a rare sighting of the fabled offspring of a coarse, cruel cyclops and a penniless, prognathic prostitute. The
Mythical Bestiary of the venerable Amino el-Acidous classified such a wretched creature as a
Comclops (together-eyes), in between the dreaded
Catoblepas, who could kill you with its noxious breath, and the
Cynocephali, a tribe of native Africans who, because of their appearance, were mistaken for a race of baboons. Note well, however, that the sudden appearance of a Comclops is generally considered unlucky. Should you encounter one, it portends that at some point in your life you will embed your false teeth in the encrusted ass of a Delray tranny.
