Author Topic: Is Someone On Here Selling Cinder Blocks On Craigslist?  (Read 2425 times)

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Is Someone On Here Selling Cinder Blocks On Craigslist?
« on: February 18, 2017, 08:09:17 PM »
I have some questions about the Cinder Blocks you have for sale.  :D


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Re: Is Someone On Here Selling Cinder Blocks On Craigslist?
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2017, 08:15:03 PM »
possibly goodrum

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Re: Is Someone On Here Selling Cinder Blocks On Craigslist?
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2017, 08:15:49 PM »
The donald couldn't wiggle a deal on those things for his wall i see.

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Re: Is Someone On Here Selling Cinder Blocks On Craigslist?
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2017, 08:28:56 PM »
Feeling disappointed.

Dated 2007, yet no Titanic or Lincoln Assassination newspaper articles.

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Re: Is Someone On Here Selling Cinder Blocks On Craigslist?
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2017, 08:30:16 PM »
I have a book at home called , emails from an asshole.

That shit had me laughing for hours

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Re: Is Someone On Here Selling Cinder Blocks On Craigslist?
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2017, 08:33:19 PM »
LOL!  Clicked on this thread excited to read more about what I assumed was the (possibly) soon-to-be-banned hardcore underground supplement 'cinder blocks'......

.......Hahahaaa... what a d1ck I am... (smh)  



ps - OP, the advert is funny as f**k and does appear to have the general air of a GetBig communique... nice find  8)


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Re: Is Someone On Here Selling Cinder Blocks On Craigslist?
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2017, 08:36:35 PM »
I have a book at home called , emails from an asshole.

Thay shit had me laughing for hours

I read a few copies of "letters from an asshole" (or something like that) while in prison. Forgot all about it... Now i gotta google it.

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Re: Is Someone On Here Selling Cinder Blocks On Craigslist?
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2017, 09:08:36 PM »
I have some questions about the Cinder Blocks you have for sale.  :D



maybe he will sell the whole lot for 50 bucks...  if i tell him i will let him into my cinder brick fallout shelter.  That i'm building in my backyard as to prep for the trumpocalypse?
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Re: Is Someone On Here Selling Cinder Blocks On Craigslist?
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2017, 09:15:25 PM »
I saw this ad a few days ago.  :D






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Re: Is Someone On Here Selling Cinder Blocks On Craigslist?
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2017, 01:32:57 AM »
Started to read it and immediately chocked on my coffee!  LOL  :D

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Re: Is Someone On Here Selling Cinder Blocks On Craigslist?
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2017, 04:42:32 AM »
I saw this ad a few days ago.  :D


I've sold a car on Craigslist.  You get some of the biggest time wasting losers in the world.  It's like they want a brand new car for $2000 and then they only want to offer you $1500. 

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Re: Is Someone On Here Selling Cinder Blocks On Craigslist?
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2017, 05:24:54 AM »
That's how you have to be on Craigslist cause for some reason people don't read ads they just contact you and ask questions that you put in the ad already.Like how much,how old and condition.Its like read the fucking ad you ducking idot.I hate Craigslist all no shows and morons.

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Re: Is Someone On Here Selling Cinder Blocks On Craigslist?
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2017, 05:50:44 AM »
good stuff. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Is Someone On Here Selling Cinder Blocks On Craigslist?
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2017, 06:48:20 AM »
That's how you have to be on Craigslist cause for some reason people don't read ads they just contact you and ask questions that you put in the ad already.Like how much,how old and condition.Its like read the fucking ad you ducking idot.I hate Craigslist all no shows and morons.
People on craigslist always lowball.
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Re: Is Someone On Here Selling Cinder Blocks On Craigslist?
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2017, 07:15:17 AM »
For you getbiggers who use to play nintendo as a kid this might excite you.

Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.

You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.

I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.

Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.

When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.

When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed.

When level 1-4 starts  You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"

If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.

I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.

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Re: Is Someone On Here Selling Cinder Blocks On Craigslist?
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2017, 03:06:50 PM »
This bloke sounds rather aggressive for only selling cinder blocks.

Too much cell tech.