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Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« on: February 26, 2017, 12:58:38 PM »
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2017/02/24/married-people-are-healthier-than-those-who-are-single-study/





PHILADELPHIA (CBS)—A new study suggests that married people are healthier than those who are single.

The study was conducted at Carnegie Mellon University and published in Psychoneuroendocrinology .

To conduct the study, researchers collected saliva samples from 572 healthy adults aged 21-55 over three non-consecutive days. Multiple samples were taken during each 24-hour period and tested for cortisol.

Researchers found that married individuals had lower levels of the stress hormone cortisol than those who never married or were previously married.

The findings support the belief that single people, including those who are divorced or windowed, face more psychological stress than married individuals.

“It’s is exciting to discover a physiological pathway that may explain how relationships influence health and disease,” said Brian Chin, a Ph.D. student in the Dietrich College of Humanities and Social Sciences’ Department of Psychology.

Researchers also compared each person’s daily cortisol rhythm. Those who were married showed a faster decline, a pattern that has been associated with less heart disease, and longer survival among cancer patients.

“These data provide important insight into the way in which our intimate social relationships can get under the skin to influence our health,” said laboratory director and co-author Sheldon Cohen, the Robert E. Doherty University Professor of Psychology.
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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2017, 01:09:39 PM »
Absolutely.
At least the men. Have heard this multiple times.
But I have heard about studies suggesting that single women are healthier and live longer than married women. Although the one you posted suggests women benefit from marriage as well.

But us men need to come up with something we can attract females with or within a decade we will be fucking each others here. Increasing amount of women don't need our income anymore, women have lady friends they can share joys and sorrows with, women can get a baby alone if they want, women find other women attractive too and most men are not that attractive to be honest... hell, just read that women are more likely to get orgasm with another woman than with man  :-\

Next step of evolution will be that men will disappear. Mark my words.

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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2017, 01:11:23 PM »
For how long were they monitored? Most formal married people I've met say "never again"

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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2017, 01:17:14 PM »
For how long were they monitored? Most formal married people I've met say "never again"

That's probably often just sort of psychological defense.
Men say it because they know it's hard time for average Manfred to find a new wife if old one leaves him (men rarely are the active part seeking divorce).
Women always want to show they are strong and independent. Because they really are not.

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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2017, 01:20:03 PM »
joke  ;D

what is the fattest food on the planet?

































wedding cake  ;D -


I do love going to a wedding

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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2017, 01:35:59 PM »
That's probably often just sort of psychological defense.
Men say it because they know it's hard time for average Manfred to find a new wife if old one leaves him (men rarely are the active part seeking divorce).
Women always want to show they are strong and independent. Because they really are not.


I can't think for them, but often the truth lies somewhere in the middle.

Being too much of a rational person myself, I don't care so much about the technical form of a relationship; it's rather the quality of the relationship that matters (read: affects someone's health the most in the positive sense)

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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2017, 02:36:24 PM »
Considering my total # of marriages, if that article is correct, I'll live to be 185 . ;D
Too funny!  LOL  :D

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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2017, 02:38:58 PM »
easy answer


single people have more time to do fun shit like drugs and black women

there's your answer


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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2017, 02:41:21 PM »
also, just remember this


a russian woman WILL stab you


"that's just a stereotype, Salvatore"


...well, um, stereotypes are what they are because they're based in truth

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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2017, 02:42:47 PM »
STAB CITY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2017, 02:44:38 PM »
Big lie the people I know who got married also got fat and out of shape, in the early married days they did look happy but later on they looked depressed.

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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2017, 02:48:24 PM »
I like being married but I have roving eyes.

Once you stop looking,you may as well kill yourself.

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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2017, 02:51:45 PM »
I like being married but I have roving eyes.

Once you stop looking,you may as well kill yourself.

jesus made men to procreate
a "roving eye" is a part of that whole process of "multplying" and making more people

looking at other women is a part of God's plan, brother



that marriage shit though is legit Quaker shit that makes no sense

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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2017, 02:53:47 PM »
Absolutely.
At least the men. Have heard this multiple times.
But I have heard about studies suggesting that single women are healthier and live longer than married women. Although the one you posted suggests women benefit from marriage as well.

But us men need to come up with something we can attract females with or within a decade we will be fucking each others here. Increasing amount of women don't need our income anymore, women have lady friends they can share joys and sorrows with, women can get a baby alone if they want, women find other women attractive too and most men are not that attractive to be honest... hell, just read that women are more likely to get orgasm with another woman than with man  :-\

Next step of evolution will be that men will disappear. Mark my words.


true but neither are most women

take the make up off and you'll see what they really look like, especially after 33 or so when wrinkles start to become more prominent

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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2017, 03:06:03 PM »
jesus made men to procreate
a "roving eye" is a part of that whole process of "multplying" and making more people

looking at other women is a part of God's plan, brother



that marriage shit though is legit Quaker shit that makes no sense
I agree with you bro,but it`s too late for me now.

It`s not that bad......much better than my first alcohol and drug fueled mockery of a marriage.

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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2017, 03:06:38 PM »
settle down, david crosby

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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2017, 03:09:25 PM »
LOL  :D

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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2017, 06:52:51 PM »
Man puts up with a woman because he wants to fuck her. In this impassioned state, her moving in/them marrying seems like an ideal plan.

Once that all-consuming desire fades, and eventually dies, and it will, he relies on memories and "she's my best friend"-style horseshit to cope with the fact "this broad is always around!"

He's been imprisoned.

Children added is like additional years added to his sentence.


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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2017, 06:54:50 PM »
jesus made men to procreate
a "roving eye" is a part of that whole process of "multplying" and making more people

looking at other women is a part of God's plan, brother



that marriage shit though is legit Quaker shit that makes no sense

"Jesus", "god"

Oh brother  ::)

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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2017, 07:24:55 PM »
Man puts up with a woman because he wants to fuck her. In this impassioned state, her moving in/them marrying seems like an ideal plan.

Once that all-consuming desire fades, and eventually dies, and it will, he relies on memories and "she's my best friend"-style horseshit to cope with the fact "this broad is always around!"

He's been imprisoned.

Children added is like additional years added to his sentence.



I dunno... I put up with them because i don't feel like cooking or cleaning. I can get sex in 20mins every day of the week.

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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2017, 08:56:57 PM »
yes cortisol means your unhealthy lol u faggets eat it bs liike this religiously
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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2017, 09:34:08 PM »
yes cortisol means your unhealthy lol u faggets eat it bs liike this religiously

Please translate into English. Thanks.

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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2017, 11:47:06 PM »
I'd expect this to be true, a decent woman is there to look after you in the ways men aren't really cut out to do like cooking and cleaning the house ect, if I didn't have a woman to cook I'd just eat takeaways every night, same thing at bait time at work id be buying shit food if she never put me up some sandwiches ect

This won't be true much longer though, more and more are we seeing women so arrogant and up there own arse that they think they are such a "special" catch that they can not "lower" themselves to housekeeping and still find a good man. Unfortunately at the same time more and more pussified men are happy to return home from work and cook tea for him and a lazy slag who's sat on her arse on Facebook all day, then do the housework on the small chance that this worthless whore might throw him a bit "affection". I know several blokes like this and they make me fucking sick

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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2017, 11:50:45 PM »

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Re: Married People Are Healthier Than Those Who Are Single: Study
« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2017, 11:54:25 PM »
My pet peeve about married people is when the husband is beta and asks his wife if he can do shit with his friends. I would never ask permission to do something. Now if he has plans with the wife he should ditch her to go out with his buds, but asking permission, i just smh when I hear this.