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There is nobody better, smarter, more humble than me
« on: February 28, 2017, 12:28:17 PM »
“No one is more conservative than me.”

“No one is stronger on the Second Amendment than me.”

“No one respects women more than me. No one reads the Bible more than me.”

“There’s nobody more pro-Israel than I am.”

“There’s nobody that’s done so much for equality as I have.”

“There’s nobody who feels more strongly about women’s health issues.”

“Nobody knows more about taxes than me, maybe in the history of the world.”

“I have studied the Iran deal in great detail, greater by far than anyone else.”

“Nobody’s ever been more successful than me.”

“Nobody knows banking better than I do.”

“Nobody knows more about debt than I do.”

“Nobody’s bigger or better at the military I am.”

“I am the least racist person you’ll ever meet.”

“Nobody knows the system better than me.”

“Nobody knows politicians better than me.”

“Nobody builds better walls than me.”

“Nobody knows more about trade than me.”

“There is nobody more against Obamacare than me.”

“Nobody is better on humility than me"

“Nobody has better toys than me.”

“I can be more presidential than anybody. I would say more presidential, and I’ve said this a couple of times, more presidential other than the great Abe Lincoln.”


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Re: There is nobody better, smarter, more humble than me
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2017, 12:30:54 PM »
and of course last week he told a Jewish reporter that "Number one, I am the least anti-semitic person you've ever seen in your entire life"

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Re: There is nobody better, smarter, more humble than me
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2017, 01:50:41 PM »
Seek help  :D

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Re: There is nobody better, smarter, more humble than me
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2017, 06:06:57 PM »
Seek help  :D

Do these quotes look like the statements from a sane person (yes, I realize the irony of asking you that particular question)

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Re: There is nobody better, smarter, more humble than me
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2017, 02:32:37 AM »
Do these quotes look like the statements from a sane person (yes, I realize the irony of asking you that particular question)

Otwink had similiAr  common usage of phrases. 

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Re: There is nobody better, smarter, more humble than me
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2017, 02:37:59 AM »
"Please don't fix the inner cities, President Trump." - Democrats

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