Probably not intentionally, but being so blubbery and beta-as-fuck, his estrogen level is just doing its work. His every aspect of his life is feminine. Michael is essentially the blueprint for the modern emasculated male.
He's an embarrassment.
Women flee his fag gotry and men struggle not to crush his face.
At this very moment he's likely making cupcakes with Ashley Judd, reassuring her she's a "nasty woman". That her many discarded blood-stained panties are symbolic of her warrior strength.
