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A man who owned six tons of porn died when his collection of filthy magazines fell on top of him.

The 50-year-old's body was was only discovered six months later when the landlord entered his flat in Japan to find out why the rent had not been paid.

The porn addict's lowly tragic death was revealed by a member of the cleaning team, who said that his company had been hired to remove the magazines discreetly in a way that would not be noticed by neighbours and the man's family to save them from the shame.

He said that the dead man, a former car-maker identified only by the name Joji, had died buried under a pile of the pornographic magazines.

He said it was unclear if he had suffered a heart attack and fallen into the stacks of magazines which had then fallen on top of him, or whether he had been crushed by the mass of paper.

Either way, if he was still conscious the paper would probably have muffled his cries, according to the cleaner.

The cleaner said that every space in the flat was filled with piles of magazines, which also stacked on tables and on shelves.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-who-owned-six-tons-9957269

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Re: Getbigger is crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn mags
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2017, 12:37:08 PM »
In before anybody else. Porn destroys lives.

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Re: Getbigger is crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn mags
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2017, 12:38:57 PM »
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Re: Getbigger is crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn mags
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2017, 12:41:01 PM »
on a bodybuilding note, 6 Muscular Development magazines can crush you to death as well with all the pages they add of Advertisement

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Re: Getbigger is crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn mags
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2017, 12:53:13 PM »
A man who owned six tons of porn died when his collection of filthy magazines fell on top of him.

The 50-year-old's body was was only discovered six months later when the landlord entered his flat in Japan to find out why the rent had not been paid.


Quite sad. The good news is that even though he'd been dead for a few months, they still had plenty DNA samples to identify the body from.

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Re: Getbigger is crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn mags
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2017, 01:07:03 PM »
HOARDING PORNING......BURIED ALIVE!!

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Re: Getbigger is crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn mags
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2017, 01:09:27 PM »
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Re: Getbigger is crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn mags
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2017, 01:14:54 PM »
I wonder if my collection of muscle magazines will fall on top of me, well I guess its a good way to go for a bodybuilder.

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Re: Getbigger is crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn mags
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2017, 01:20:17 PM »

Hope MuscleCenter is fine  :-\

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Re: Getbigger is crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn mags
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2017, 01:20:45 PM »
Resting In Porn

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Re: Getbigger is crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn mags
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2017, 01:22:45 PM »
I wonder if my collection of muscle magazines will fall on top of me, well I guess its a good way to go for a bodybuilder.


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Re: Getbigger is crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn mags
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2017, 01:27:07 PM »
Resting In Porn
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Re: Getbigger is crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn mags
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2017, 01:42:32 PM »
Depravalanche.

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Re: Getbigger is crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn mags
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2017, 02:01:00 PM »
That's not what I call a golden shower..

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Re: Getbigger is crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn mags
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2017, 05:16:01 PM »
Impossible for that to happen

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Re: Getbigger is crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn mags
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2017, 05:17:21 PM »
I'm guessing somehow this genius hadn't heard of pornhub.

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Re: Getbigger is crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn mags
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2017, 05:55:16 PM »
This is a pretty epic death.  Dude invented a new way to get killed.

RIP porn connoisseur.

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Re: Getbigger is crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn mags
« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2017, 07:45:40 PM »
HOARDING PORNING......BURIED ALIVE!!
That show hoarders is scary. Even time I see that show, I start throwing shit away.
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Re: Getbigger is crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn mags
« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2017, 08:23:58 PM »
6 tons was probably just his complete 90s collection of Flex and Musclemag.

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Re: Getbigger is crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn mags
« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2017, 08:32:11 PM »
Those cleaners likely nabbed a couple of stacks each.

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Re: Getbigger is crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn mags
« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2017, 07:00:28 AM »
on a bodybuilding note, 6 Muscular Development magazines can crush you to death as well with all the pages they add of Advertisement



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Re: Getbigger is crushed to death by his SIX TON collection of porn mags
« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2017, 09:12:12 AM »
F.I.P.

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