Butt what if he finds the Thong Of Destiny and upon donning it, crosses wangs with Dallas and in doing so releases the Teper?!
The Teper. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectal-fixation of Antoine Vaillant, the Teper came as a large and vibrating Butt-Plug! Then, during the third circle-jerk of the last of the Weider suppliments, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Schmoe! Many Hernes and Hipos knew what it was to be buggered next to the ice machine in the 7th basement of the Mirage that day, I can tell you!
Pizza HuAkbar, Sensei.
Ah, yes, the infernal Teper, which, in addition to assuming its protean, pre-chosen forms, is also described in both the
Ashmoe Bestiary and
Pseudomonarchia Daemonum as a shapeshifting fiend possessing the head of a schmoe and the body of a schmoe, though not the same schmoe. You know you are in the presence of the Teper when you hear a faint but distinct whisper in your ear, "Will you peel for me; please?"