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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2017, 05:38:49 PM »
200 pound man vs 2 ton machine...I don't know what he was thinking...

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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2017, 05:41:07 PM »
That's not jujimufu

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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2017, 07:02:10 PM »
What a shitty driver.  He only hit one of them....

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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2017, 08:21:11 PM »
Maybe he was feeling swole that day. Figured he'd give it a crack.

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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2017, 08:24:32 PM »
In the movies he would have just rolled over the front of the car and dusted himself off, or dived on the car and hung on the roof.

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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2017, 08:25:18 PM »
In the movies they would have just rolled over the front of the car and dusted themselves off, or dived on the car and hung on the roof.

ESFitness lacks a fear gene, therefore the car would have moved out of the way for him.
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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2017, 08:27:07 PM »
ESFitness lacks a fear gene, therefore the car would have moved out of the way for him.

Esfitness would have used guitar wire from one of his wounds, to fashion a lasso and take out the driver

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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2017, 08:28:04 PM »
Good triple somersault, would need to see if he nailed the landing before making my score.
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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2017, 08:29:59 PM »
Good triple somersault, would need to see if he nailed the landing before making my score.
 

Was only 2 flips and he didnt keep his legs straight enough.Apparently his partner asked him this beforehand....



































 

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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2017, 08:37:30 PM »
Esfitness would have used guitar wire from one of his wounds, to fashion a lasso and take out the driver

Nono.. Used guitar string for the needle.. Same way we used guitar string for tattoo needles and sharpen it on the concrete.. Used regular thread guys used to bead with to sew the cut closed.

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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2017, 08:37:55 PM »
Esfitness would have used guitar wire from one of his wounds, to fashion a lasso and take out the driver

I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.
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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2017, 08:50:14 PM »
 

Was only 2 flips and he didnt keep his legs straight enough.Apparently his partner asked him this beforehand....



































 


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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2017, 08:55:11 PM »
A stickler of the judge variety thou art!

To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man or thine cocklust.

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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2017, 10:36:13 PM »
I wonder if he broke his leg...

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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2017, 01:27:27 AM »
I wonder if he broke his leg...


Had to go 20 pounds lighter on his squats that evening but otherwise ok

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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2017, 05:36:06 AM »
Ouch.  I hope it wasn't after leg day... legs would hurt even more after getting hit.

The poor guys head impacted the windshield.  Has to be dead after that.

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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2017, 06:48:25 AM »
Ouch.  I hope it wasn't after leg day... legs would hurt even more after getting hit.

The poor guys head impacted the windshield.  Has to be dead after that.

No way!

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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2017, 07:00:17 AM »
This is one of the funniest getbig threads the comments are killing me. ;D

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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2017, 08:51:08 AM »
Did he died?

Was he ingured?

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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2017, 09:17:53 AM »
Did he died?

Was he ingured?

Let's just say that he wasn't able to train his gastrocnemius muscles for a very long time..

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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2017, 10:28:52 AM »
Let's just say that he wasn't able to train his gastrocnemius muscles for a very long time..

Doubt he'll be showing up in your kitchen anytime soon.

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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2017, 10:54:35 AM »
Doubt he'll be showing up in your kitchen anytime soon.

Which is OK, since I only allow fitness sluts behind my oven.

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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2017, 11:47:49 AM »
best dodge = no dodge

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Re: I think this policeman took his job a little too seriously
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2017, 11:53:11 AM »
What a shitty driver.  He only hit one of them....
How hard is it to get a job having multiple felonies?