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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2017, 02:25:04 PM »
I don't remember if you are an enemy or an ally but happy birthday anyway.  ;D
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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2017, 02:31:19 PM »
Quote from: mass243 on March 18, 2017, 02:01:08 PM
Internet is "real life" these days.
No it is not bro. You are trying to convince yourself of that.
Real life is going out there and doing stuff and meeting people.
At the store, at the communitycentre, at church, at work, at your neighbours yard, .....away from the internet.
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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2017, 02:36:34 PM »
Quote from: Hack Benchers on March 18, 2017, 02:31:19 PM
No it is not bro. You are trying to convince yourself of that.
Real life is going out there and doing stuff and meeting people.
At the store, at the communitycentre, at church, at work, at your neighbours yard, .....away from the internet.

You can get bronchitis doing that you know...
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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2017, 03:13:05 PM »
Quote from: Hack Benchers on March 18, 2017, 02:31:19 PM
No it is not bro. You are trying to convince yourself of that.
Real life is going out there and doing stuff and meeting people.
At the store, at the communitycentre, at church, at work, at your neighbours yard, .....away from the internet.

Compared with real life, I meet more people with the same interests, the same kind of humor, the same taste in music and the same view on women, and so on... on this great forum 8) Granted, my neighbor is named Dorian :D
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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2017, 03:30:50 PM »
Happy bday..get drunk and impregnate some hoes and give fake cell number
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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2017, 03:39:09 PM »
Happy Birthday from Shizzo, Navy Mike, Sev, a Beautiful Man with Glasses and all others unable to post.

You only have three years to be like Jesus.
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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2017, 03:46:40 PM »
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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #32 on: March 18, 2017, 04:04:11 PM »
Quote from: Meta-physical on March 18, 2017, 10:20:50 AM
1. How many women (or men) have you had sexual intercourse with?

2. What has been the greatest achievement of your life so far?

3. Where do you see yourself career-wise in ten years time?

One fem. Zero male
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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #33 on: March 18, 2017, 04:17:37 PM »
Have a Healthy & Happy Birthday !!
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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #34 on: March 18, 2017, 04:35:53 PM »
Quote from: Nether Animal on March 18, 2017, 04:04:11 PM
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Well, I guess that also covers question 2. Your sexual abstemiousness has enabled you to sculpt an impressive physique, so I raise a glass to your milestone birthday and life of asceticism.
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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #35 on: March 18, 2017, 05:00:17 PM »
Quote from: Nether Animal on March 18, 2017, 10:06:18 AM
And I'm happy to spend it with you guys.  8)

If you're still in the area, you should celebrate it at The Flight Club.  That will get the juices flowing.  From there
it is just a short jaunt down Michigan Avenue where you can treat yourself to a fine ebony whore.  Happy Birthday!
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Nether Animal

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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #36 on: March 18, 2017, 05:04:04 PM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on March 18, 2017, 05:00:17 PM
If you're still in the area, you should celebrate it at The Flight Club.  That will get the juices flowing.  From there
it is just a short jaunt down Michigan Avenue where you can treat yourself to a fine ebony whore.  Happy Birthday!

I used to work for a chauffeur service and have been there many times - same with the Penthouse.
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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #37 on: March 18, 2017, 05:07:29 PM »
Quote from: Nether Animal on March 18, 2017, 05:04:04 PM
I used to work for a chauffeur service and have been there many times - same with the Penthouse.

I miss that place.  Before the wife and kids I used to go their with co workers anytime we got bonuses or
extra dough.  Last place like that I went to was my buddy's bachelor party at the Landing Strip about 12 years
ago.  Fuck, that was a good night.
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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #38 on: March 18, 2017, 06:44:45 PM »
nice happy 30th big man,,,
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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #39 on: March 18, 2017, 06:49:06 PM »
Quote from: mass243 on March 18, 2017, 02:01:08 PM
Internet is "real life" these days.

Happy birthday. I haven't understood since age 10 why birthdays are celebrated as it just reminds of aging but many people do so.

x2. I do not celebrate my birthday. I actually think its quite depressing. The fact that I am closer to death is not appealing to me in any way!
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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #40 on: March 18, 2017, 07:00:33 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on March 18, 2017, 06:49:06 PM
x2. I do not celebrate my birthday. I actually think its quite depressing. The fact that I am closer to death is not appealing to me in any way!

A unhealthy preoccupation with death prevents you from really living.
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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #41 on: March 18, 2017, 07:03:30 PM »
Quote from: mass243 on March 18, 2017, 02:01:08 PM
Internet is "real life" these days.

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deep thought but it is true
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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #42 on: March 18, 2017, 07:05:13 PM »
Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on March 18, 2017, 07:00:33 PM
A unhealthy preoccupation with death prevents you from really living.

An unhealthy avoidance of death prevents people from really living too.
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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #43 on: March 18, 2017, 07:10:34 PM »
Quote from: falco on March 18, 2017, 02:36:34 PM
You can get bronchitis doing that you know...

Hahahahaa!  Love it  ;D


ps - Nether - belated Happy Birthday young man  ;)
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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #44 on: March 18, 2017, 08:02:11 PM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Bro, and don't let the age and lack of female companionship get you down. Get on a web dating site (NOT TINDER) that is designed for people looking for relationships, not just hookups, and you may be surprised with what you find. Get to know someone and let them get to know you through writing back and forth for at least a couple of weeks before you meet for coffee or a drink. That's how I met my 2nd wife and corney as it sounds, it works. Best of luck.

your brother in Christ,

Lucky
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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #45 on: March 18, 2017, 08:08:52 PM »
Hbd!
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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #46 on: March 18, 2017, 09:12:53 PM »
Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on March 18, 2017, 07:00:33 PM
A unhealthy preoccupation with death prevents you from really living.

live in the moment
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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #47 on: March 19, 2017, 12:23:09 AM »
happy 30th

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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #48 on: March 19, 2017, 04:57:48 AM »
I fear for your health
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Re: Turn 30 today
« Reply #49 on: March 19, 2017, 05:43:01 AM »
Happy Birthday dude!!   ;)
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