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Re: describe your perfect female
« Reply #50 on: March 25, 2017, 08:45:56 AM »
Gotta have some Junk in dat dere Trunk of Peace

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Re: describe your perfect female
« Reply #51 on: March 25, 2017, 08:55:53 AM »

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Re: describe your perfect female
« Reply #52 on: March 25, 2017, 09:20:24 AM »
He is my list in no particular order

Young (18 to 24)
White (Russian, Ukrainian, Czech preferred)
5'6" to 5'9"
Green or blue eyes
Pretty face (sharp features...no round frying pan face, nice smile)
Long straight hair (black, blonde, brunette...no redhead)
Lean, athletic body (a little muscle, just a faint hint of abs)
Nice v-taper (Nicely shaped shoulders and back, tiny waist)
Nicely shaped round ass (no pancake ass, no ghetto booty)
Nicely shaped round tits (don't have to be huge, shape is the key)
Small pretty nipples (No giant pepperoni nipples)
Clean, petite pussy and asshole (no blown out roast beef curtains, no buttholes that look like a firecracker was let off inside)
Must have thigh gap
Must have back dimples
Intelligent with a good sense of humor
Preferably mute (Either that or she only speaks Russian so I have no idea what she is saying)

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Re: describe your perfect female
« Reply #53 on: March 25, 2017, 09:31:57 AM »
He is my list in no particular order

Young (18 to 24)
White (Russian, Ukrainian, Czech preferred)
5'6" to 5'9"
Green or blue eyes
Pretty face (sharp features...no round frying pan face, nice smile)
Long straight hair (black, blonde, brunette...no redhead)
Lean, athletic body (a little muscle, just a faint hint of abs)
Nice v-taper (Nicely shaped shoulders and back, tiny waist)
Nicely shaped round ass (no pancake ass, no ghetto booty)
Nicely shaped round tits (don't have to be huge, shape is the key)
Small pretty nipples (No giant pepperoni nipples)
Clean, petite pussy and asshole (no blown out roast beef curtains, no buttholes that look like a firecracker was let off inside)
Must have thigh gap
Must have back dimples
Intelligent with a good sense of humor
Preferably mute (Either that or she only speaks Russian so I have no idea what she is saying)

You just described the Random Whores thread.
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Re: describe your perfect female
« Reply #54 on: March 25, 2017, 09:33:20 AM »
He is my list in no particular order

Young (18 to 24)
White (Russian, Ukrainian, Czech preferred)
5'6" to 5'9"
Green or blue eyes
Pretty face (sharp features...no round frying pan face, nice smile)
Long straight hair (black, blonde, brunette...no redhead)
Lean, athletic body (a little muscle, just a faint hint of abs)
Nice v-taper (Nicely shaped shoulders and back, tiny waist)
Nicely shaped round ass (no pancake ass, no ghetto booty)
Nicely shaped round tits (don't have to be huge, shape is the key)
Small pretty nipples (No giant pepperoni nipples)
Clean, petite pussy and asshole (no blown out roast beef curtains, no buttholes that look like a firecracker was let off inside)
Must have thigh gap
Must have back dimples
Intelligent with a good sense of humor
Preferably mute (Either that or she only speaks Russian so I have no idea what she is saying)

Keep an eye on your wallet and screen her friends before they enter your house

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Re: describe your perfect female
« Reply #55 on: March 25, 2017, 09:34:10 AM »
She's prob a fat old woman now with a smelly vagina, good luck with that sir
               actually she aged rather well as opposed to ginger... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: describe your perfect female
« Reply #56 on: March 25, 2017, 09:38:36 AM »
               actually she aged rather well as opposed to ginger... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

make up does wonders, show me her ass

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Re: describe your perfect female
« Reply #57 on: March 25, 2017, 09:40:40 AM »
You just described the Random Whores thread.

Exactly!

Keep an eye on your wallet and screen her friends before they enter your house

Indeed.  I'd need a bodyguard to protect me from such a woman.

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Re: describe your perfect female
« Reply #58 on: March 25, 2017, 09:47:34 AM »
A woman who produces extra smelly farts. Oops forgot to login to my Howard account.  :-X

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Re: describe your perfect female
« Reply #59 on: March 25, 2017, 10:50:00 AM »
Narcissistic Rage to answer your last q

your post hinted that I wasn't able to physically attract females upon first meeting which is wrong, my problem is keeping a relationship going, I don't have a problem starting them

what females find unattractive in me is my douce bag personality, highly focused on self and not giving much of a flying fuck about them and their feelings

what is "narcissistic rage" ???

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Re: describe your perfect female
« Reply #60 on: March 25, 2017, 11:01:38 AM »
Keep an eye on your wallet and screen her friends before they enter your house

That's a sound advice for men regardless of origin of woman.

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Re: describe your perfect female
« Reply #61 on: March 25, 2017, 11:08:19 AM »
a pleasant,pretty,petite,pawg with a pink peach pussy!

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Re: describe your perfect female
« Reply #62 on: March 25, 2017, 11:12:44 AM »
Traditional and old fashioned preferably not American.

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Re: describe your perfect female
« Reply #63 on: March 25, 2017, 11:17:13 AM »
That's a sound advice for men regardless of origin of woman.


True, esp those from poor countries