describe your perfect female

[El Diablo Blanco]

Athletic, >=5'7, full lips, long brown/dark hair, intelligent, independent, well spoken, good manners, non smoking/heavy drinker, no child wish and knows how to handle Getbig jokes.

So basically Shizzo?  Oh wait, saw the no heavy drinking thing

[DroppingPlates]

So basically Shizzo?  Oh wait, saw the no heavy drinking thing

Lol, you son of a troll

[rocco-x]

Breathing...and no gripper control on her shit pipe.

[cephissus]

keep telling yourself that chief

in the meantime my real life experience doesn't coincide with your dumbass statement

and damn I'd love to spar with ya, I'd get pleasure from hurting ya 

Your real experience?  You mean the part where you 'just lost your last lady friend'?

And are now making the most thirsty posts this side of a Julio caesar thread?

And why do you want to hurt me, anyway?  Think hard...

[HockeyFightFan]

keep telling yourself that chief

in the meantime my real life experience doesn't coincide with your dumbass statement

and damn I'd love to spar with ya, I'd get pleasure from hurting ya 

Oh no, ESFitness Jr.

[Voice of Doom]

My wife if she gave more blow jobs...

[robcguns]

My wife if she gave more blow jobs...

Exactly

[Skeeter]

My wife if she gave more blow jobs...

Weird. She gives me plenty. 

[WOOO]

ideal height, weight, hair color, eye color, the look of her ass, tits, waist, legs etc

or just post a pic of your ideal female

No vocal chords. EEEE tits. 22" waist. At least 5'11'.

[AbrahamG]

In order of importance.

Non smoker.
HUGE TITS.
Tits must surpass the gut/belly.
Shaved c*unt.
Fat ass.
No Jew.

[ESFitness]

My wife if she gave more blow jobs...

That's a dealbreaker. Lol

They know within a week to expect 69 at least once a day haha

[AbrahamG]

My wife if she gave more blow jobs...

Perhaps you just don't know about them?

[Tapeworm]

Angel in the bedroom/whore in the kitchen.  Gasm screams that I'm making America great again.  

Interesting.  Fin sec.  Sane.  Fertile but childless.  Composed of 100% Unobtanium and rides a flying unicorn.

[HTexan]

That's a dealbreaker. Lol

They know within a week to expect 69 at least once a day haha

My GF goes though phases were she sucks me off everyday, and she wanted to go to completion.  Women are crazy. Don't try to figure them out. 

[tres_taco_combo]

ideal height, weight, hair color, eye color, the look of her ass, tits, waist, legs etc

or just post a pic of your ideal female

5'6''
140lbs
jet black - hair
green - eyes
fitness chic/latina
fake tits (600+ cc)
dark skin - easy on the nipples tho -
strong legs, thin stomach
dresses in all black/wears christian louboutin heels all the time
sprinkle in some tattoos she regrets


pretty much my girl  -

[tres_taco_combo]

for realz

carmen electra at her prime -

[seCrawler]

persia white

[Chidoman]

Her and Only Her...And Her Tetas!!..

[dj181]

Your real experience?  You mean the part where you 'just lost your last lady friend'?

And are now making the most thirsty posts this side of a Julio caesar thread?

And why do you want to hurt me, anyway?  Think hard...

Narcissistic Rage to answer your last q

your post hinted that I wasn't able to physically attract females upon first meeting which is wrong, my problem is keeping a relationship going, I don't have a problem starting them

what females find unattractive in me is my douce bag personality, highly focused on self and not giving much of a flying fuck about them and their feelings

[dj181]

In order of importance.

Non smoker.
HUGE TITS.
Tits must surpass the gut/belly.
Shaved c*unt.
Fat ass.
No Jew.

lol on the last part

did you ever catch a gander at a prime Carl Simon?  Or that dark haired Jewess from Lost Boys? And also Lilith from Cheers/Frasier

[bigmc]

Narcissistic Rage to answer your last q

your post hinted that I wasn't able to physically attract females upon first meeting which is wrong, my problem is keeping a relationship going, I don't have a problem starting them

what females find unattractive in me is my douce bag personality, highly focused on self and not giving much of a flying fuck about them and their feelings

[Mr Anabolic]

Her and Only Her...And Her Tetas!!..

Asymmetrical tits... left is much smaller.  Not worthy.

[Virgil]

Pam Beesly from the Office

[funk51]

 

[DroppingPlates]

She's prob a fat old woman now with a smelly vagina, good luck with that sir