Ancient grafitti found in pompei shows it was just like getbig

[Army of One]

I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls.  My penis has given you up.  Now it penetrates men’s behinds.  Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

[SuperTed]

No wonder God unleashed fire and brimstone on these degenerate homos.

[Tha Grim Lifter]

I.7.8 (bar; left of the door); 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here.  If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

Sounds like the Roman versions of Tbombz and Vince

[ratherbebig]

army of one never disappoint, somehow he finds the most worthless boring sites on the whole internet and then log on to a bodybuilding msg board (!) to tell about them

if that sounds weird, then its because it is

[The Abdominal Snoman]

IX.8.11 (House of Hercules and Nessus; beside the door of house): Beware of the man in the Bunny Suit. He has Aids.

[Schnauzer]

1.2.22 Vincencus Goodrumus CFT, MFT, hath penetrated every male anus he has thus encountered.

[SF1900]

1.2.22 Vincencus Goodrumus CFT, MFT, hath penetrated every male anus he has thus encountered.

Excuse me, but you forgot the "HHP, CEO."

Its Vince Goodrum, CSN, MFT, HHP, CEO.

[jr]

X.12.8 (mirage; room 7, next to ice machine); 1993: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft.

[rocco-x]

Grafitti obviously done by the ancient dindus.

[Kwon]

1.4.12 Vincencus Goodrumus CFT, MFT, HTTP, HHP; CEO, Have to mention the bonus.

[falco]

X.12.8 (mirage; room 7, next to ice machine); 1993: Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft.

HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

[FitnessFrenzy]

Excuse me, but you forgot the "HHP, CEO."

Its Vince Goodrum, CSN, MFT, HHP, CEO.

AHK

amazingly huge kielbasa

[Marty Champions]

army of one never disappoint, somehow he finds the most worthless boring sites on the whole internet and then log on to a bodybuilding msg board (!) to tell about them

if that sounds weird, then its because it is

sums it up 

[Tapeworm]

I.7.8 (bar; left of the door); 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here.  If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

Sounds like the Roman versions of Tbombz and Vince

Sounds like they wrote it as the volcano was ejaculating.    Hope they got their rocks off before the mountain did, poor fruits.

[Obvious Gimmick]

To thine shock, when the Hebrew arriveth his skin doth be black as coal and locks curlth like cotton. And don't get thou started on his elongated penis-eth. wiggsthelonius XX-IV-CMC