What a daft twink said to a bouncer i know

[Darren Avey]

Saturday night this bouncer i knows on the door of some place in Kensington and the local idiot is talking to him. Then this big bodybuilder guy with huge arms walks in. "WOW look at the size of his arm,s what you gonna do if he starts trouble?"

"Hit him on the chin like any one else" said the bouncer.

The twink replied "But what effect would that have, look at the size of his arms."

MORONS.

[ratherbebig]

i dont care about daft twink but  i do like daft punk

[Fortress]

Thread should prevail in a thread combat.

[denarii]

Weatherspoon's memories, by Darren Avey

[The Wizard of Truth]

Gimmick is worn out, stopped being funny about year ago

[TuHolmes]

i dont care about daft twink but  i do like daft punk

[Pete Nice]

You should have just fucked up the lot of 'em Darren.

[HockeyFightFan]

Saturday night this bouncer i knows on the door of some place in Kensington and the local idiot is talking to him. Then this big bodybuilder guy with huge arms walks in. "WOW look at the size of his arm,s what you gonna do if he starts trouble?"

"Hit him on the chin like any one else" said the bouncer.

The twink replied "But what effect would that have, look at the size of his arms."

MORONS.

Darren, any chance I could pay for another getbigger to have buttsex with you?