The joys of having a dog

[cephissus]

Dog's give you unconditional love which is nice to have but also the cheapest form of love.

A dog doesn't care if you are an Adolf Hitler or a Mother Teresa, if you feed him and are his "Master" he will be devoted to you.

what does this say about people who value a dog's love so highly

[Top Poodle]

Just like having a kid?   

Absolutely not.

Never want kids. But have two dogs.

[Top Poodle]

what does this say about people who value a dog's love so highly

Nothing. You feed off a dog's natural positive energy and presence.

We're not robots to live in fucking vacuums.

[pellius]

what does this say about people who value a dog's love so highly

That it makes them feel good and happy to have someone love them unconditionally.

[DroppingPlates]

That it makes them feel good and happy to have someone love them unconditionally.

Exactly

[The Ugly]

Dogs are cool but they never ever leave you alone and that gets really annoying after a while. It is kind of sad that we are literally their entire world, and that we have bred that to be so in them. Cats on the other hand don't give a shit. Sometimes they want to hang out, and sometimes they don't. Either way, they don't care really. And they bring you dead things that they've killed which is cool in a bit of a morbid way. I like both but I prefer cats over dogs.

True, and who the hell wants that. Goldfish'd do the same with less trouble. Indifferent assholes, fuck 'em. Fend for yourself out in the cold, shitball. I'll be inside sharing steak with the dog. Watching this Deadwood BB here told me to.

Fuck you, cat.

[Bulgarian_enforcer]

people who love dogs over other human family members should be shot in the head.

You can continue feeding cleaning shit/hair of your loyal pal. stupid c unts.

[DroppingPlates]

people who love dogs over other human family members should be shot in the head.

You can continue feeding cleaning shit/hair of your loyal pal. stupid c unts.

I bet you are a beloved family member

[Simple Simon]

people who love dogs over other human family members should be shot in the head.

You can continue feeding cleaning shit/hair of your loyal pal. stupid c unts.

You can continue feeding cleaning shit/hair of your child. stupid c unts.

 

[Bulgarian_enforcer]

You can continue feeding cleaning shit/hair of your child. stupid c unts.

 

so you are suggesting that dogs are equal to one's children? you clearly do not have kids.

[Bulgarian_enforcer]

I bet you are a beloved family member

as a matter a fact i am.

[DroppingPlates]

so you are suggesting that dogs are equal to one's children? you clearly do not have kids.

If you take care of a dog, then that dog will always be loyal to you. There's no guarantee when you replace that dog with a child.

[mac33]

Having a dog is a blessing, they will always be there for you and you for them.

Had to put my down last week, fifteen years of friendship and it was the hardest thing in my life. They get under your skin and steal your heart...

[DroppingPlates]

as a matter a fact i am.

They prob hate dogs as much as you do

[The Ugly]

people who love dogs over other human family members should be shot in the head reevaluate priorities.

You can continue feeding cleaning shit/hair of your loyal pal. stupid c unts.

Almost had a point.

[mazrim]

Not a fan but has more to do with dog owners then the dog. A lot of dog owners seem to think that dogs can do anything they want and it is "cute". Like jumping all over you, trying to sniff your food while picnicking, saying "he doesn't bite he just barks" then they proceed to bite you, etc.

They let them get away with things they would never let their two year old human do. Just weird.

[DroppingPlates]

Not a fan but has more to do with dog owners then the dog. A lot of dog owners seem to think that dogs can do anything they want and it is "cute". Like jumping all over you, trying to sniff your food while picnicking, saying "he doesn't bite he just barks" then they proceed to bite you, etc.

They let them get away with things they would never let their two year old human do. Just weird.

I can agree with this, though the same goes for 'modern' parents

[El Diablo Blanco]

Not a fan but has more to do with dog owners then the dog. A lot of dog owners seem to think that dogs can do anything they want and it is "cute". Like jumping all over you, trying to sniff your food while picnicking, saying "he doesn't bite he just barks" then they proceed to bite you, etc.

They let them get away with things they would never let their two year old human do. Just weird.

There are lots of lazy and bad dog owners.  Fucking hate them.  I spent endless hours training my dog to never jump on or lick strangers.  I can't stand badly trained dogs.  lazy owners.  I don't even take her to dog parks anymore.  People just allow shitty behavior and I can't stand it.  The only thing I don't fix and it's purposely is she goes bezerk when the doorbell rings but I'm okay with that.  It will let unwanted visitors to know to stay the fuck away.  I know I can correct it but why bother?
Same goes with food. She knows to leave things when I tell her to leave it. Again it's a lot of training and being diligent with it.

[DroppingPlates]

There are lots of lazy and bad dog owners.  Fucking hate them.  I spent endless hours training my dog to never jump on or lick strangers.  I can't stand badly trained dogs.  lazy owners.  I don't even take her to dog parks anymore.  People just allow shitty behavior and I can't stand it.  The only thing I don't fix and it's purposely is she goes bezerk when the doorbell rings but I'm okay with that.  It will let unwanted visitors to know to stay the fuck away.  I know I can correct it but why bother?
Same goes with food. She knows to leave things when I tell her to leave it. Again it's a lot of training and being diligent with it.

A bit off topic, but I'm pretty sure that dog parks are better places to meet women than Tinder has to offer.
(granted, just saw a long legged brunette with a dog passing by)

[Bulgarian_enforcer]

They prob hate dogs as much as you do

I dont hate dogs, just like mazrim I dont like owners of dogs who treat them like spoiled brats and love them more than their family members. I know few such individuals and they and their dogs are plain retarded.

[Tennisballz]

Don't own a dog and never will.  Don't hate them, but I'm just not a pet person. 

[El Diablo Blanco]

I dont hate dogs, just like mazrim I dont like owners of dogs who treat them like spoiled brats and love them more than their family members. I know few such individuals and they and their dogs are plain retarded.

It's because you don't have one and can't understand the relationship

[SuperTed]

Don't own a dog and never will.  Don't hate them, but I'm just not a pet person. 

X2. I like animals, but never really saw the need to own one as a pet.

[The Ugly]

I dont hate dogs, just like mazrim I dont like owners of dogs who treat them like spoiled brats and love them more than their family members. I know few such individuals and they and their dogs are plain retarded.

Don't let dummy owners sour you on dogs, bro.

Here, send a subtle message: Next time they ignore the pet's misbehavior, quietly dislodge your penis and stream a steady, pungent bladderful directly at the animal's snout. For best results, maintain continuous eye contact with either "parent" until evacuation is complete.

[Rudee]

I saw a program on TV where they explained that the part of the brain that perceives the passing of time is small in a dogs brain.  Thus when the owner leaves the house for a period of time, the dogs brain doesn't know the difference between you leaving for 8 hours or 8 days.  In the dogs brain, it's the same.  This is why you get such a strong reaction from dogs after being away for most of the day.  To them, you'be been away a week.