when I was younger, I squatted like a boss. my thighs were huge, with a big ass. I would wear colored tights, with no underwear, to the gym. I had flashy colors, pink striped, blue striped, and they were tight. and with no underwear underneath, my moose knuckle was pretty prominent.
but I would always wear my fanny pack in the front position, covering my moose knuckle, so it was not that obscene. sometimes after squatting, I would hit a few sets of triceps pushdowns. but the fanny pack pouch would get hit by the pushdown bar, so I would slide the fanny pack to the side of my hip. so now my moose knuckle was in full view.
and I would watch the women as they walked by, they would check out the fool wearing tights, and then there eyes would zero in on my package, and they would do a double take!!!!!
happened all the time. if I wore tights now, they would throw me out of the gym.
