Phil Heath Dwarfing Dorian Yates

[NarcissisticDeity]

 

[Taffin]

Self-repost from the Aftermath thread where this pic was originally posted...

Too tired to do this properly, but this is a real GH induced cartilage growth Nosedown....  Dorian has the length, but (surprisingly) Heath has him on width....

[NaturalWonder83]

Nice of Dorian to take a pic with a fat homeless loser

[Taffin]

Nice of Dorian to take a pic with a fat homeless loser

Hahaha!  You saying that has now made this picture look to me like a reformed hobo (Dorian) congratulating/welcoming in a currently homeless alcoholic (Heath) in off the street and into rehab.... hahaha!

Either that, or Dorian is the designated carer for the fat guy with special needs (hence the baseball cap) 

[NaturalWonder83]

Hahaha!  You saying that has now made this picture look to me like a reformed hobo (Dorian) congratulating/welcoming in a currently homeless alcoholic (Heath) in off the street and into rehab.... hahaha!

Either that, or Dorian is the designated carer for the fat guy with special needs (hence the baseball cap) 

hahaha yes

[Derrick Rigg]

Not a good idea to compare Yates and Heath because they are way different in ages and where they are in life.

I wouldn't expect for Yates to keep on cycle for years after he competed. That would just mess with his life expectancy.

Every guy wants to be around for his son to grow up. 

[The Scott]

Did Dorian lose a few inches in height already or is Phildo standing on a couple of 45s?

[NaturalWonder83]

Not a good idea to compare Yates and Heath because they are way different in ages and where they are in life.

I wouldn't expect for Yates to keep on cycle for years after he competed. That would just mess with his life expectancy.

Every guy wants to be around for his son to grow up. 

phil doesn't have to worry about a son
He abandoned his step son and previous marriage and will prob never have kids
I'm sure he'll juice even after being retired

[The Scott]

phil doesn't have to worry about a son
He abandoned his step son and previous marriage and will prob never have kids
I'm sure he'll juice even after being retired

I hear he lives in abject fear of Dung Beetles. 

[Skeletor]

phil doesn't have to worry about a son
He abandoned his step son and previous marriage and will prob never have kids
I'm sure he'll juice even after being retired

 

Best post about Heath:

Phil is a real winner

Used his wife's cancer to further his career then dumped her
Abandoned his step son
Harassed and threatened and lied about a gym receptionist
Insulted police officers then deleted his insults
Photo shops his pics
Steps over the line on stage
Talks on his phone and texts takes selfies in workouts
Has his mom defend him online
Is proud about thinking he's the only bodybuilder with trading cards when it's been done before him
Looks diabetic
Talks to hammer strength incline press machines
Mangy bald spots on head
Narrow shoulders
Bird chest
Overdeveloped arms
Failed supplement company owner
Effeminate voice
Has done nothing to further bodybuilding
Lives in a shit hole
Hated by fans worldwide
No one goes to his after party
Not respected by other bodybuilder
A piece of fucking shit

[Simple Simon]

Self-repost from the Aftermath thread where this pic was originally posted...

noses droop with age as collagen weakens making it appear the nose is growing as we get older.

[Eric2]

Did Dorian lose a few inches in height already or is Phildo standing on a couple of 45s?

Phil was reportedly seen shopping for shoes with Sylvester Stallone.

[Taffin]

noses droop with age as collagen weakens making it appear the nose is growing as we get older.

Sorry, Big Nose!


( Couldn't resist - we watched The Life of Brian this afternoon, with it being Easter and all...)



JESUS CHRIST: How blest are those who know that He's a god. How blest are the sorrowful. They shall find consolation. How blest are those of gentle spirit. They shall have the earth for their possession. How blest are those who hunger and thirst to see right prevail.

RANDOM: [cough cough]

JESUS: They shall be satisfied. How blest are those whose hearts are pure. They shall see God...

MANDY: Speak up!

MAN: Shh.

BRIAN: Quiet, Mum.

MANDY: Well, I can't hear a thing.

MANDY: Let's go t' the stoning.

MR. BIG NOSE: Shh.

BRIAN: You can go to a stoning any time.

MANDY: Oh, come on, Brian.

MR. BIG NOSE: Will you be quiet?!

MRS. BIG NOSE: Don't pick your nose.

MR. BIG NOSE: I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.

MRS. BIG NOSE: You was picking it, while you was talking to that lady.

MR. BIG NOSE: I wasn't!

MRS. BIG NOSE: Leave it alone. Give it a rest.

MR. CHEEKY: Do you mind? I can't hear a word he's saying.

MRS. BIG NOSE: Don't you 'do you mind' me. I was talking to my husband.

MR. CHEEKY: Well, go and talk to him somewhere else. I can't hear a bloody thing.

MR. BIG NOSE: Don't you swear at my wife.

MR. CHEEKY: I was only asking her to shut up, so I can hear what he's saying, Big Nose.

MRS. BIG NOSE: Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!

MR. CHEEKY: Well, he has got a big nose.

GREGORY: Could you be quiet, please?

GREGORY: What was that?

MR. CHEEKY: I don't know. I was too busy talking to Big Nose.

MAN #1: I think it was 'Blessed are the cheesemakers.'

MRS. GREGORY: Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?

GREGORY: Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

MR. CHEEKY: See? If you hadn't been going on, we'd have heard that, Big Nose.

MR. BIG NOSE: Hey. Say that once more; I'll smash your bloody face in.

MRS. GREGORY: Ohh.

MR. CHEEKY: Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are the big noses.'

BRIAN: Oh, lay off him.

MR. CHEEKY: Oh, you're not so bad yourself, Conkface. Where are you two from? Nose City?

MR. BIG NOSE: One more time, mate; I'll take you to the fuckin' cleaners!

MRS. BIG NOSE: Language!

MRS. BIG NOSE: And don't pick your nose.

MR. BIG NOSE: I wasn't going to pick my nose. I was going to thump him!

MAN #2: You hear that? Blessed are the Greek.

GREGORY: The Greek?

MAN #2: Mmm. Well, apparently, he's going to inherit the earth.

GREGORY: Did anyone catch his name?

MRS. BIG NOSE: You're not going to thump anybody.

MR. BIG NOSE: I'll thump him if he calls me 'Big Nose' again.

MR. CHEEKY: Oh, shut up, Big Nose.

MR. BIG NOSE: Ah! All right. I warned you. I really will slug you so hard--

MRS. BIG NOSE: Oh, it's the meek! Blessed are the meek! Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something, 'cause they have a hell of a time.

MR. CHEEKY: Listen. I'm only telling the truth. You have got a very big nose.

MR. BIG NOSE: Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I've finished with you!

MAN #1 and

MAN #2: Shhh.

MR. CHEEKY: Well, who hit yours, then? Goliath's big brother?

MR. BIG NOSE: Oh. Right. That's your last warning.

MRS. GREGORY: Oh, do pipe down.

[MR. BIG NOSE slugs MRS. GREGORY]

Oh!

[MR. BIG NOSE and GREGORY fight]

GREGORY: Oh!

MRS. GREGORY: Awa?

MR. BIG NOSE: Silly bitch. Get in the way on me?...

MRS. GREGORY: Ow!...

MR. BIG NOSE: Break it up-- oh. Oh!

MANDY: Oh, come on. Let's go to the stoning.

BRIAN: All right.

[music]

[tres_taco_combo]

noses droop with age as collagen weakens making it appear the nose is growing as we get older.

i had that shit fixed with the swipe of the knife

[balzac]

phuck phildo...


Phil is a real winner

Used his wife's cancer to further his career then dumped her
Abandoned his step son
Harassed and threatened and lied about a gym receptionist
Insulted police officers then deleted his insults
Photo shops his pics
Steps over the line on stage
Talks on his phone and texts takes selfies in workouts
Has his mom defend him online
Is proud about thinking he's the only bodybuilder with trading cards when it's been done before him
Looks diabetic
Talks to hammer strength incline press machines
Mangy bald spots on head
Narrow shoulders
Bird chest
Overdeveloped arms
Failed supplement company owner
Effeminate voice
Has done nothing to further bodybuilding
Lives in a shit hole
Hated by fans worldwide
No one goes to his after party
Not respected by other bodybuilder
A piece of fucking shit

[DroppingPlates]

Dorian is a humble & hard working man, doing battle in the gym
Phil is pathetic cry bitch, collecting sneakers and doing battle behind a screen with backup from his girlfriend

[Simple Simon]

i had that shit fixed with the swipe of the knife

Im not insecure...

I have a larger than average nose yet never got called big nose at school, cant be that bad, looks worse now im really lean.

i looked into the "nose carries on growing" myth, just to be on the safe side.     

[Nirvana]

The "greatest" bodybuilder on earth is only marginally larger than a 50-something year old yoga man.

[Danimal77]

But seriously, who was better? Dorian or Ronnie?

Btw, Dorian looking like he lost height.

[Danimal77]

Did Dorian lose a few inches in height already or is Phildo standing on a couple of 45s?

I first noticed this a little while ago, when Kevin started looking taller than Dorian in recent pics. It's very possible he's going down the same rabbit hole that Arnold has gone down. Major height loss.

[ChristopherA]

Im not insecure...

I have a larger than average nose yet never got called big nose at school, cant be that bad, looks worse now im really lean.

i looked into the "nose carries on growing" myth, just to be on the safe side.     

Is it a myrh? Read somewhere your ears and nose keep growing. Google is my friend I guess

[The Scott]

I first noticed this a little while ago, when Kevin started looking taller than Dorian in recent pics. It's very possible he's going down the same rabbit hole that Arnold has gone down. Major height loss.

I'm down nearly 2 inches in height from my late teens.   Getting old sucks worse than gravity. 

Oh wait.  Brofessor Wiggs thinks there aint no such thing as grabity coz de earf be flat.   The best part of all of  this is if Phildo does live to be old he will be even more a midget.

[delta9mda]

Hoe long has yates been retired and doesn't even lift anymore or run competition cycles?

[Eric2]

Hoe long has yates been retired and doesn't even lift anymore or run competition cycles?

Dorian does not give a fuck what anybody thinks about his size currently. He said so in his latest movie with London Real. He did not get big and become the best bodybuilder just to walk around and impress people. His goal was to win the Olympia as many times as he could. When that ran its course he had to rediscover who he was and where he wanted to be. He is now and has been as he stated on a spiritual journey, smoking weed and riding his mountain bike, enjoying good health and life. You should watch the movie it's pretty good.

[delta9mda]

Dorian does not give a fuck what anybody thinks about his size currently. He said so in his latest movie with London Real. He did not get big and become the best bodybuilder just to walk around and impress people. His goal was to win the Olympia as many times as he could. When that ran its course he had to rediscover who he was and where he wanted to be. He is now and has been as he stated on a spiritual journey, smoking weed and riding his mountain bike, enjoying good health and life. You should watch the movie it's pretty good.

Long time yates fan, do you think I haven't seen the London real vids? All 4 of them ? Yes dorian gives no fucks. He would have squashed phil essily