What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

[FitnessFrenzy]

stupidest thing I've ever done? One time I was in a sex sling, and something like 20+ guys came in my asshole. After that, the semen dripped down in thick streams on the carpet. Really unfortunate. It was a really pretty carpet.

 

[judochoke]

Wtf???

[polychronopolous]

Cashed out a Roth IRA early to pay off my house. Took out a extra 20 grand to pay the taxes and penalties.
Went to the tax man and he said you owe 20 grand in taxes. I said great, I have the money.
He said no butt head, that's only the federal tax you owe!! You owe 20 grand to the state also😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

The Roth IRA allows you to remove whatever contributions you’ve made—your principal—without any taxes or penalties at any time for any reason.

I’d prefer you to generally employ a set-it-and-forget-it rule with your Roth and not touch it.

But then again what is the price on "Peace of Mind" after that property is paid off??

[El Diablo Blanco]

I wanted to see what it would feel like being spit roasted. For those that don't know it is having a cock in your mouth and one in your ass at the same time.  Stupid me I let the black guy with the big dick ram me in the ass first and his cum was so strong that I gagged on the cock in my mouth and the cum got stuck in my throat and I threw up.  I was smarter the next time I did this and had the smaller cock in my ass instead

What the fuck Shizzo?

[Primemuscle]

What the fuck Shizzo?

Interesting.

[The Wizard of Truth]

I think i could manage to fill this entire thread myself with all the stupid shit I've done. I'll quietly skulk away to the corner and keep my mouth shut I think.

[Man of Steel]

 

[El Diablo Blanco]

Sure it wasn't this?

[The Keto Kid]

Not me, but watched an Rx Muscle video with Romano, Palumbo, and Bostin Loyd, and Bostin was saying how he wrote out a beginners cycle for a client of his and that the client injected the steroids into his nutsack, that's gotta be one of the stupidest bodybuilding related things I've ever heard.

[tres_taco_combo]

alot of dumb shit.

drove a car at 15 without a drivers licence across busy chicago suburbs drunk the day before the 4th of july and they road blocks everywhere. some how I dodged getting pulled over.

later that summer i drove from chicago to michigan on I80 with no drivers license. only had 2 drivers license out of 4 of us who road tripped it.

i could fill a whole 4 page thread of dumb shit ive done before the age of 21.

[Tapeworm]

What a bunch of morons.

[Earl1972]

100% true story. Had a huge crush on my elementary school music teacher.  She despised students who chewed gum in music class.  It got to the point where if she caught a student chewing gum in music class, the student would be told to pack up their instrument and leave the class. It still didn't solve the problem though. One day after school I visited the music teacher and told her I had an idea that will make the gum chewing stop.  I told her to get a big pickle jar, and when people get caught chewing gum, they have to put their gum in the jar, and take out someone else's stale wad of chewed gum out of the jar and chew on that instead.   It was gross, but she liked my idea.   The very next day the gum jar was in place on top of her desk, and she laid out the new rules as to what would happen if you were caught chewing gum in class. Well, it didn't go down to well. Kids were horrified of her new gum chewing policy. Word got out to one of the kids parents, and the parents came to the school absolutely furious and complained to the principal about it.  Was a huge backlash against the teacher, and she got fired from her job. She never taught again in the public school system.  And I felt partially responsible for her losing her job, because it was my stupid idea in the first place.  My first teacher crush, and she was gone never to be seen again. Some 40 years later, I still think about it.

sounds like the dumbest thing she did not you as an elementary aged kid

dumbest thing i did, i skipped attending the 91 nationals in my hometown missing out on the seeing some the best bodies of all time before they became legends

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[ESFitness]

Was talked into getting into Nubain in 2000 by a guy whom was in being mags "everybody does it.. Its easy to stop".

#2 15yrs after being clean off Nubain,deciding heroin would be a cheaper alternative to Tramadol after running out of my script and gettingbrefills got to be a pain in the ads.thinking is just do 50mg 2x a day. Lol.. Quickly went to 1000mg 6x per day.

[cephissus]

100% true story. Had a huge crush on my elementary school music teacher.  She despised students who chewed gum in music class.  It got to the point where if she caught a student chewing gum in music class, the student would be told to pack up their instrument and leave the class. It still didn't solve the problem though. One day after school I visited the music teacher and told her I had an idea that will make the gum chewing stop.  I told her to get a big pickle jar, and when people get caught chewing gum, they have to put their gum in the jar, and take out someone else's stale wad of chewed gum out of the jar and chew on that instead.   It was gross, but she liked my idea.   The very next day the gum jar was in place on top of her desk, and she laid out the new rules as to what would happen if you were caught chewing gum in class. Well, it didn't go down to well. Kids were horrified of her new gum chewing policy. Word got out to one of the kids parents, and the parents came to the school absolutely furious and complained to the principal about it.  Was a huge backlash against the teacher, and she got fired from her job. She never taught again in the public school system.  And I felt partially responsible for her losing her job, because it was my stupid idea in the first place.  My first teacher crush, and she was gone never to be seen again. Some 40 years later, I still think about it.

damn! 

how the hell can someone get fired for that... madness

[Primemuscle]

Posted a photo of myself on Getbig.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Posted a photo of myself on Getbig.

come on prime, we have been nice to you in the last few months 

[Primemuscle]

come on prime, we have been nice to you in the last few months 

And thank you for that. Could it be because I've not posted much during that time?   

[Mr Anabolic]

Cashed out a Roth IRA early to pay off my house. Took out a extra 20 grand to pay the taxes and penalties.
Went to the tax man and he said you owe 20 grand in taxes. I said great, I have the money.
He said no butt head, that's only the federal tax you owe!! You owe 20 grand to the state also😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

That was not a Roth.  Roth contributions are post tax money.  Sounds like you got hosed.

[Mr Anabolic]

If there were taxes it probably wasn't a Roth, likely just a simple IRA. A Roth the taxes are already paid, you would just have penalty for early withdrawal.

Unless that rule was changed recently, there should be no penalty for early withdrawal from a Roth.

Cashed all my out in 2005/06 and bought gold and silver.  Haven't contributed to any government scam plan since then. 

[Man of Steel]

Sure it wasn't this?

I guarantee that a time will come when you'll be able to answer that question definitively.  Until then continue to bask in the comfort of your suppression.

[SF1900]

I guarantee that a time will come when you'll be able to answer that question definitively.  Until then continue to bask in the comfort of your suppression.

Get behind me devils!!

[Fortress]

Was talked into getting into Nubain in 2000 by a guy whom was in being mags "everybody does it.. Its easy to stop".

#2 15yrs after being clean off Nubain,deciding heroin would be a cheaper alternative to Tramadol after running out of my script and gettingbrefills got to be a pain in the ads.thinking is just do 50mg 2x a day. Lol.. Quickly went to 1000mg 6x per day.

How can a person be so dumb?

[Wiggs]

I guarantee that a time will come when you'll be able to answer that question definitively.  Until then continue to bask in the comfort of your suppression.

You're going to want to amend this thread when you're stand before Yahushua  (Christ) and he's a black as me and you finally GET who us so called Negros really are and understand you've been under a spell called CHRISTIANSANITY. A religion of lies made upon a book of truths...The Holy Bible. Boy will you feel dumb. I'll pray for you. You need it...Bad. Shalom

[Slapper]

I once got so drunk at a wedding that, the next morning, I woke up/came to at a local beach, face down, with kids playing around me and the beach packed with people.

Stupidest I've ever felt in my fucking life.

[Fortress]

You're going to want to amend this thread when you're stand before Yahushua  (Christ) and he's a black as me and you finally GET who us so called Negros really are and understand you've been under a spell called CHRISTIANSANITY. A religion of lies made upon a book of truths...The Holy Bible. Boy will you feel dumb. I'll pray for you. You need it...Bad. Shalom

You're deranged.