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Joe Rogan's Penis
« on: April 22, 2017, 05:10:17 PM »
Ok, please don't judge me, cause I'm really high right now . . . I watching Youtube and see a weigh in. And low and behold what do I see - Joe Rogan's Cock. Am I just too high, or does this guy have a massive hog on him?



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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2017, 05:20:03 PM »
this is why weed isnt motivational its downright retarded drug what a shitty thread stick to beer makes u feel all sorts of moods much more accesable too just keep physically active when drinking watch ur sodium eat alot if fruit
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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2017, 05:21:05 PM »
this is why weed isnt motivational its downright retarded drug what a shitty thread stick to beer makes u feel all sorts of moods much more accesable too just keep physically active when drinking watch ur sodium eat alot if fruit

+1, and then some.
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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2017, 06:19:21 PM »
Ok, please don't judge me, cause I'm really high right now . . . I watching Youtube and see a weigh in. And low and behold what do I see - Joe Rogan's Cock. Am I just too high, or does this guy have a massive hog on him?

You should watch the 1983 porn "Private Teacher".

In the movie, Janey Robbins says Tom Byron's dick is "too stiff".

LOL, believe it or not - the movie Private Teacher is on YouTube, in edited form.

Ditto for Joe Rogan's dick - in that picture, you can tell that it's too stiff.

Both Tom and Joe are Italian!!!

Italian men have large penises because they are genetically part N.

Check the Wikipedia page for the invasion of the Moors.

Having the partial blood of N's, Italian males have large, N-like, penises.

Marty Champions also has a penis worthy of an N.

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2017, 07:52:57 PM »
You should watch the 1983 porn "Private Teacher".

In the movie, Janey Robbins says Tom Byron's dick is "too stiff".

LOL, believe it or not - the movie Private Teacher is on YouTube, in edited form.

Ditto for Joe Rogan's dick - in that picture, you can tell that it's too stiff.

Both Tom and Joe are Italian!!!

Italian men have large penises because they are genetically part N.

Check the Wikipedia page for the invasion of the Moors.

Having the partial blood of N's, Italian males have large, N-like, penises.

Marty Champions also has a penis worthy of an N.
too stiff  ;D

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2017, 08:34:55 PM »
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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2017, 09:13:58 PM »
There's probably something in his pocket like a phone, wallet or a lighter.

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2017, 09:16:39 PM »
There's probably something in his pocket like a phone, wallet or a lighter.

I don't know how or why, so many men just "take it" .
Why do so many men allow a woman to pressure them into doing things they don't want?
From having kids to taking jobs they hate, I've seen plenty of men just going along with her. WTF?

At my wife's Christmas office party I met a real pathetic character.
He was a CPA with a decent income and worked out.
After a few drinks he confessed he hated his marriage and his 12 yr old son was a spoiled brat.
In fact,  he last had sex with his wife 7 years ago and they slept in separate rooms.
Why he stayed married was a real mystery to me.

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2017, 09:21:46 PM »
Ok, please don't judge me, cause I'm really high right now . . . I watching Youtube and see a weigh in. And low and behold what do I see - Joe Rogan's Cock. Am I just too high, or does this guy have a massive hog on him?




I would be more concerned with pumpster on the left watching that dude undress

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2017, 09:31:43 PM »
I don't know how or why, so many men just "take it" .
Why do so many men allow a woman to pressure them into doing things they don't want?
From having kids to taking jobs they hate, I've seen plenty of men just going along with her. WTF?

At my wife's Christmas office party I met a real pathetic character.
He was a CPA with a decent income and worked out.
After a few drinks he confessed he hated his marriage and his 12 yr old son was a spoiled brat.
In fact,  he last had sex with his wife 7 years ago and they slept in separate rooms.
Why he stayed married was a real mystery to me.

Are you happy and content with YOUR life?

I see and hear a lot of guys out there, living lives of "quiet desperation".
Yup, I got divorced a couple times , and now I'm married to my dream girl.

Unlike some men, I refused to stay with a woman that tried to pressure me into a lifestyle I'd dread.
The first one wanted kids, 2-3 years into the marriage. I never did and refused to be manipulated into having them.

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2017, 09:36:05 PM »
I don't know how or why, so many men just "take it" .
Why do so many men allow a woman to pressure them into doing things they don't want?
From having kids to taking jobs they hate, I've seen plenty of men just going along with her. WTF?

At my wife's Christmas office party I met a real pathetic character.
He was a CPA with a decent income and worked out.
After a few drinks he confessed he hated his marriage and his 12 yr old son was a spoiled brat.
In fact,  he last had sex with his wife 7 years ago and they slept in separate rooms.
Why he stayed married was a real mystery to me.

I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.
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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2017, 12:01:09 AM »
I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.

Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didn't have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them.

Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they they interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exaggeratly for attention (Hello Goodrum), and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.

Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world.
They're insecure because they're girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom.
They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc).

They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2017, 12:06:09 AM »
too stiff  ;D

Watch Private Teacher - it's on YouPorn.

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2017, 12:15:43 AM »
Why are we so gay on this board?

We need threads of some hot celebrity chick's camel toe, not some old dude's fucking dick

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2017, 12:22:01 AM »
Why are we so gay on this board?

We need threads of some hot celebrity chick's camel toe, not some old dude's fucking dick

The purpose of this board is to gossip and share our opinions on big oily professional musclemen no homo.

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2017, 12:30:48 AM »
Quality thread with lots of potential.

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2017, 08:54:06 AM »
Joe's sportin' wood, no question. You can see him staring off at what is most likely a ring girl bending over, grabbing a water bottle.

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2017, 09:04:45 AM »
There's probably something in his pocket like a phone, wallet or a lighter.

This

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« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2017, 09:51:55 AM »
this gotta be one of the weirdest threads on getbig

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2017, 10:23:09 AM »
this gotta be one of the weirdest threads on getbig

You haven't been around long enough. This is nothing

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2017, 10:31:38 AM »
this gotta be one of the weirdest threads on getbig

You mean gayest...

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2017, 10:43:28 AM »
I would be more concerned with pumpster on the left watching that dude undress
Looks more like Howard then pumpster. That's ray longo one of the top rated striking coaches.

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2017, 03:43:48 PM »
There's probably something in his pocket like a phone, wallet or a lighter.

Glass pipe/bowl

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2017, 03:46:02 PM »
Ok, please don't judge me, cause I'm really high right now . . . I watching Youtube and see a weigh in. And low and behold what do I see - Joe Rogan's Cock. Am I just too high, or does this guy have a massive hog on him?

Looks more like this to me....

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2017, 04:41:22 PM »
He didn't get his hand chopped off, you stupid bastard. He got smashed in the face with a rock or a tin of some shit. And there's nothing stupid about taking on two machete-wielding amateurs when you're unarmed - providing you know what you're doing. If it was me, I'd have held my nerve as the first one lunged at me, then stepped in to his attack and blocked his swing with my forearm while using my other hand to launch a monkey-claw finger strike to his eye. As the other one charged at me from behind, I'd simply roll under the first guys legs and use him as a human shield to block his friends strike. After he'd accidentally killed his own friend with a mistimed swing, I'd throw a flurry of quick slaps to his ears in order to disorientate him, then finish him off with an axe kick to the vulnerable Parietal bones of the cranial cavity.