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Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« on: April 30, 2017, 09:44:39 PM »
So let me get this straight.....Tim Kennedy is a US Army, Airborne, Ranger qualified, sniper, Special forces Operator.

He's a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt...and until recently he was a highly ranked UFC figther.  So he can kill you on land sea and air, up close and from very far away.

This is why I don't do the whole tough guy thing anymore.  Imagine unknowingly pissing off a guy like this in a bar.  Fuck all that.


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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2017, 10:02:45 PM »
So let me get this straight.....Tim Kennedy is a US Army, Airborne, Ranger qualified, sniper, Special forces Operator.

He's a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt...and until recently he was a highly ranked UFC figther.  So he can kill you on land sea and air, up close and from very far away.

This is why I don't do the whole tough guy thing anymore.  Imagine unknowingly pissing off a guy like this in a bar.  Fuck all that.



Can he dodge a bullet?


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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2017, 10:07:52 PM »
He's even got a cool last name. Sounds like he's winning at life.

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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2017, 10:09:58 PM »
So let me get this straight.....Tim Kennedy is a US Army, Airborne, Ranger qualified, sniper, Special forces Operator.

He's a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt...and until recently he was a highly ranked UFC figther.  So he can kill you on land sea and air, up close and from very far away.

This is why I don't do the whole tough guy thing anymore.  Imagine unknowingly pissing off a guy like this in a bar.  Fuck all that.


Stop reading comic books son.

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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2017, 10:18:05 PM »
Guys like this don't end up in bar fights.  He's too smart to be spending his time in bars and pubs with the common stag.

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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2017, 11:44:36 PM »
I remember him from that cheesy 'Hunting Hitler' series that was on History Channel.

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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2017, 12:27:21 AM »
Glutes not striated enough. Dude has no power here.

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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2017, 01:23:03 AM »
Jake Gyllenhaal could play him in a movie

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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2017, 02:22:09 AM »
Theres guys in my gym with bigger arms, hence they are automatically better fighters

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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2017, 02:29:21 AM »
So let me get this straight.....Tim Kennedy is a US Army, Airborne, Ranger qualified, sniper, Special forces Operator.

He's a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt...and until recently he was a highly ranked UFC figther.  So he can kill you on land sea and air, up close and from very far away.

This is why I don't do the whole tough guy thing anymore.  Imagine unknowingly pissing off a guy like this in a bar.  Fuck all that.


Can be kill a 600 pound Grizzly with that knife? If not, then he is not that tough. I bet you that he can't even break a German Shepherd's spine, or even could handle a spazzed out 100 pound chimpanzee, let alone a gorilla. No sir, we've had a legit tough guy on here who could do all of that. It's not the unknown man at the bar that you should worry about, it's the unknown poster on a forum. Beware, champions of muscular freedom, beware.

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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2017, 03:07:58 AM »
What would he do against this highly trained, top secret black ops operator?


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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2017, 03:55:34 AM »
I remember him from that cheesy 'Hunting Hitler' series that was on History Channel.

He (& another fatso) was "hunting" Hitler in Argentina without speaking Espanol  ::)
Rubbish TV series.

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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2017, 04:09:32 AM »
Stop reading comic books son.

I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.

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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2017, 05:24:26 AM »
What would he do against this highly trained, top secret black ops operator?



This pic cracks me up every time.  Thank you for the early morning laugh.   :D

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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2017, 05:31:22 AM »
The dude you probably shouldn't fuck with ? Probably this guy. He executed even his relatives .

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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2017, 05:35:42 AM »
He's a smart guy - was on Rogan podcast a few times and very perceptive.

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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2017, 05:38:05 AM »
The dude you probably shouldn't fuck with ? Probably this guy. He executed even his relatives .
Yet his missiles keep failing. There is a virility joke in there somewhere.

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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2017, 06:22:31 AM »
I'm enjoying the responses t this thread.  Funny stuff.

Tim may not be at Jason Blaha's top secret, god-tier, ninja-commando level but he's still pretty tough.




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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2017, 07:30:53 AM »
If Hitler was alive, the jewish black ops would have found him. They hunted the ex-nazis like hungry wolves, after the war, for decades.

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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2017, 07:44:46 AM »
any non navy seal blackbelt jujutsu seldefence sniper killer Hebrew from the getto can kill u just with one stab or one shoot!

Anyone can kill u...


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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2017, 08:00:55 AM »
So let me get this straight.....Tim Kennedy is a US Army, Airborne, Ranger qualified, sniper, Special forces Operator.

He's a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt...and until recently he was a highly ranked UFC figther.  So he can kill you on land sea and air, up close and from very far away.

This is why I don't do the whole tough guy thing anymore.  Imagine unknowingly pissing off a guy like this in a bar.  Fuck all that.



Last time I saw him in "da cage" a fat Mexican was beating his ass like a redheaded step child.

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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2017, 09:53:30 AM »
Last time I saw him in "da cage" a fat Mexican was beating his ass like a redheaded step child.

Every UFC fighter will occasionally lose a match especially when you get into your late 30s like Tim is now.  Take the Mexican out on the battlefield and see how that works out for him.   

The point is Tim Kennedy has elite level skills in a variety of fighting disciplines.  Close quarters battle, hand to hand, gun, knife, long range....Not many people can say that.

Dude is a fucking body slayer.  A real world body slayer not just for sport.  High stakes, life and death shit.

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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2017, 10:48:22 AM »
Tim K may have killed quite a lot of people , but do not forget, you can be killed by anyone.

As an earlier poster already stated, any Non-Navy Seal Non-UFC Fighter from the Ghetto could shoot you dead.
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Re: Here is a dude you probably shouldn't fuck with.
« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2017, 10:52:31 AM »

As an earlier poster already stated, any Non-Navy Seal Non-UFC Fighter from the Ghetto could shoot you dead.

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