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Bodybuilding Saves Man's Life
« on: April 04, 2006, 09:08:26 PM »
 Let me start off by saying that I am extremely skeptical of all supplement companies. I work out just like all of you and I work hard to earn my money, just like you guys. I was intrigued when I heard reports about a supplement saving a man's life, so I decided to look into it.

 Dave was your typical middle aged guy with a mediocre job, a wife that wouldn't show enough affection and a physique that was nothing to write home about. His wife didn't like his body and would seemingly always reject his overtures. Everyone dumped all their duties onto him at work. His kids didn't show him any respect and he was overweight and without much energy.

 Then Dave discovered Vyotech. He had worked out when he was younger, but he never felt like this. He lifted like a man possessed . His workouts were legendary, there was screaming and gnashing of teeth. He completely transformed his body. He gained 45 pounds of muscle in two months and lost just as much fat.

 His wife was attracted to him again and he was virile enough to satisfy all of her sexual needs. His kids had no choice but to respect his beastly new body. If they even thought about stepping out of line, a bulging vein in his forehead warned them to reconsider. One flex of his shredded arms sent his lazy coworkers packing. Once contemplating suicide, Dave was now considering homicide, a complete 180 degree transformation!
 
 Keep in mind, I am not being paid to say any of this and I am just as skeptical as you about supplements, but I gotta tell you , Vyotech is the real deal. Try some today! What have you got to lose? There is a money back guarantee. Vyotech is available at GNC's nationwide.

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Re: Bodybuilding Saves Man's Life
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2006, 09:12:14 PM »

   Once contemplating suicide, Dave was now considering homicide, a complete 180 degree transformation!
 
 
ra-hahahahaha, classic, youve had some good stuff lately.

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Re: Bodybuilding Saves Man's Life
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2006, 09:14:14 PM »
ra-hahahahaha, classic, youve had some good stuff lately.

 Thanks ;D This is what happens when I have too much time on my hands.

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Re: Bodybuilding Saves Man's Life
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2006, 09:36:44 PM »
Let me start off by saying that I am extremely skeptical of all supplement companies. I work out just like all of you and I work hard to earn my money, just like you guys. I was intrigued when I heard reports about a supplement saving a man's life, so I decided to look into it.

 Dave was your typical middle aged guy with a mediocre job, a wife that wouldn't show enough affection and a physique that was nothing to write home about. His wife didn't like his body and would seemingly always reject his overtures. Everyone dumped all their duties onto him at work. His kids didn't show him any respect and he was overweight and without much energy.

 Then Dave discovered Vyotech. He had worked out when he was younger, but he never felt like this. He lifted like a man possessed . His workouts were legendary, there was screaming and gnashing of teeth. He completely transformed his body. He gained 45 pounds of muscle in two months and lost just as much fat.

 His wife was attracted to him again and he was virile enough to satisfy all of her sexual needs. His kids had no choice but to respect his beastly new body. If they even thought about stepping out of line, a bulging vein in his forehead warned them to reconsider. One flex of his shredded arms sent his lazy coworkers packing. Once contemplating suicide, Dave was now considering homicide, a complete 180 degree transformation!
 
 Keep in mind, I am not being paid to say any of this and I am just as skeptical as you about supplements, but I gotta tell you , Vyotech is the real deal. Try some today! What have you got to lose? There is a money back guarantee. Vyotech is available at GNC's nationwide.

Sounds kined of like and urben legoend to me.
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Re: Bodybuilding Saves Man's Life
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2006, 09:37:43 PM »
Sounds kined of like and urben legoend to me.

 That's how powerful Vyotech supplements are! The results are literally unbelievable!

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Re: Bodybuilding Saves Man's Life
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2006, 09:38:47 PM »
has anyone ever taken vytech i been rolling with bsn  8)

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Re: Bodybuilding Saves Man's Life
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2006, 09:41:33 PM »
has anyone ever taken vytech i been rolling with bsn  8)

 What has been your experience with BSN? I'll bet it is nowhere near my friend's experience with Vyotech.

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Re: Bodybuilding Saves Man's Life
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2006, 09:45:14 PM »
na its slowly destroying my kidneys  :(

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Re: Bodybuilding Saves Man's Life
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2006, 09:48:37 PM »
na its slowly destroying my kidneys  :(

  :o Have you been seeing Chad?

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Re: Bodybuilding Saves Man's Life
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2006, 09:50:01 PM »
well he just told me to rub on the creme and inject myself with something 3 times a week he told me its nothing but vitamins and minerals he told me ronnie and barry do it too

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Re: Bodybuilding Saves Man's Life
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2006, 09:53:14 PM »
well he just told me to rub on the creme and inject myself with something 3 times a week he told me its nothing but vitamins and minerals he told me ronnie and barry do it too

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Re: Bodybuilding Saves Man's Life
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2006, 09:55:33 PM »
humm i better switch to vyotech

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Re: Bodybuilding Saves Man's Life
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2006, 09:57:09 PM »
humm i better switch to vyotech

 Great idea! There is no time like the present and no supplement like Vyotech. Shawn Ray placed 5th or better in the Olympia 12 years in a row by retroactively using Vyotech.

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Re: Bodybuilding Saves Man's Life
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2006, 09:58:55 PM »
:o amazing  :o

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Re: Bodybuilding Saves Man's Life
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2006, 10:27:12 PM »
 I take it your favorite exercise is the bench press? Do you do decline?

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Re: Bodybuilding Saves Man's Life
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2006, 10:28:38 PM »
na deads are my favorite

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Re: Bodybuilding Saves Man's Life
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2006, 10:31:29 PM »
na deads are my favorite

 Sumo? Over-under grip? Regular grip? Chalk? Belt? Lifting mat? Weight placed back on floor after each rep?

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Re: Bodybuilding Saves Man's Life
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2006, 10:34:19 PM »
Do people still buy supplements? I find that hard to believe.

Anyone on this site still wiping their ass with supplement money should be banned.

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Re: Bodybuilding Saves Man's Life
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2006, 10:35:28 PM »
regular  deads , over under grip, belt, chalk, bar placed on floor after each rep never bounced

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Re: Bodybuilding Saves Man's Life
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2006, 10:36:11 PM »
Do people still buy supplements? I find that hard to believe.

Anyone on this site still wiping their ass with supplement money should be banned.

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 You must have not tried Vyotech, or read the testimonial above, or you would change your mind.