Dat Barber Switch Up

[Dave D]

best post in the thread, well done, you win again....

Something doesn't add up.

ES says he always get the top spiked? But in his pictures his hair is combed back?

Gimmick has finally outed himself.

[Simple Simon]

Even getting a fuckin haircut is an extraordinary experience for esf. 

i have read many autobiographies of a selection of the most charismatic, womanisers, hell raisers, actors, adventurers and not one of them comes a million miles near the posts that dickwad puts on here.

[OLKE_TEXAS]

Bump for bitches crying about beeing scared to change barberchairs.

[tres_taco_combo]

discount barber special $10.00





supercuts for those who are in the states. they do 100s of cuts a week, so they are decent at it too. i cant find the time or money to spend it on a fancy barber or salon (coming from a uppity bitch too, not worth the money)

[ESFitness]

Something doesn't add up.

ES says he always get the top spiked? But in his pictures his hair is combed back?

Gimmick has finally outed himself.

Re read it. Idiot. Said i had grown my hair out. You people have the maturity of a 7yr old girl. Likely no male role model in your life as children. Pathetic

[ESFitness]

Even getting a fuckin haircut is an extraordinary experience for esf. 

Explain how that was an extraordinary experience

[OLKE_TEXAS]

discount barber special $10.00





supercuts for those who are in the states. they do 100s of cuts a week, so they are decent at it too. i cant find the time or money to spend it on a fancy barber or salon (coming from a uppity bitch too, not worth the money)

10 bucks haircut

[Dave D]

Re read it. Idiot. Said i had grown my hair out. You people have the maturity of a 7yr old girl. Likely no male role model in your life as children. Pathetic

It's your story bro. You don't provide any dates. You say she's cut your hair for years, same way every time. Then you say the last time you go in, was this last night, last week, last month?  


Why did you let your hair grow so long?

[Rudee]

Haven't been to a barber in years.  Just set the clippers to #2 and buzz my hair myself.  

[TuHolmes]

My favorite switch.

[Simple Simon]

Explain how that was an extraordinary experience

for you it wasnt, your imagination knows no bounds...

[Dave D]

My favorite switch.

Is this worth purchasing?

[TuHolmes]

Is this worth purchasing?

I have been enjoying mine to be honest. I drop it in my backpack and take it everywhere. If I have some downtime during the day, when I'm traveling, just randomly waiting around for something.

I took my kids to one of those high end burger joints and it wasn't busy, since the burgers are made fresh, it took a bit. I pulled it out and my daughter and I played snipperclips together.

It's just a flexible console.

If you're into Zelda, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is absolutely an amazing game. The best Zelda game I've ever played and I've played them all.

[ESFitness]

It's your story bro. You don't provide any dates. You say she's cut your hair for years, same way every time. Then you say the last time you go in, was this last night, last week, last month?  


Why did you let your hair grow so long?

.. I think she does this because she knows the Haircutters damn near done and she has more she wants to talk about. My haircuts are fucking easy. I jusy say shave the sides with the one and Spike the top. nice and short, high and tight just don't round the top over... it should only take about 10 minutes max but every fucking time this lady takes an hour at least to cut it because she wants to talk and flirt and shit... this last time I go in for a haircut and I had let my hair grow out for a quite a few months and she asks me 3 fucking times when I want so I tell her the same fucking thing and has been the same fucking thing for the past four or five years. Then she asks three more times how close I want it shaved on the sides and I have to tell her three more fucking times shave it with a number one. Then the lady asked about my girlfriend twice and each time I had to tell her that I broke up with her over a year ago. Which is something.....".

Grew it out cuz I wasn't really training. Grade3 ankle seperation last spring.

[Simple Simon]

.. I think she does this because she knows the Haircutters damn near done and she has more she wants to talk about. My haircuts are fucking easy. I jusy say shave the sides with the one and Spike the top. nice and short, high and tight just don't round the top over... it should only take about 10 minutes max but every fucking time this lady takes an hour at least to cut it because she wants to talk and flirt and shit... this last time I go in for a haircut and I had let my hair grow out for a quite a few months and she asks me 3 fucking times when I want so I tell her the same fucking thing and has been the same fucking thing for the past four or five years. Then she asks three more times how close I want it shaved on the sides and I have to tell her three more fucking times shave it with a number one. Then the lady asked about my girlfriend twice and each time I had to tell her that I broke up with her over a year ago. Which is something.....".

Grew it out cuz I wasn't really training. Grade3 ankle seperation last spring.

she takes so long because you are such a charismatic handsome wonderful human being and she just cannot let herself be dragged away from you as you enthral and beguile her with your wonderful stories of your roller coaster of a life.

You are the epitome of the alpha male, your superiority over your fellow man knows no bounds, women prostrate themselves at your feet as you walk all over them.




You sir, are a God among men.

[Tapeworm]

discount barber special $10.00





supercuts for those who are in the states. they do 100s of cuts a week, so they are decent at it too. i cant find the time or money to spend it on a fancy barber or salon (coming from a uppity bitch too, not worth the money)

Epic moving blanket curtains.

[NelsonMuntz]

she takes so long because you are such a charismatic handsome wonderful human being and she just cannot let herself be dragged away from you as you enthral and beguile her with your wonderful stories of your roller coaster of a life.

You are the epitome of the alpha male, your superiority over your fellow man knows no bounds, women prostrate themselves at your feet as you walk all over them.




You sir, are a God among men.

[Al Doggity]

Bump for bitches crying about beeing scared to change barberchairs.

Male barbers? Lol we dont have that here. Is it an afro barbershop maybe?

Anyway this tread is intersting. Switching barbers within the same shop is playing with fire. Its like bringing another woman in the bedroom, shoving your wife to the side of the bed and you instantly start fucking the woman you just brought in. Good luck with that.

Better change shops bro.

Bro, you're all over the place in this thread.   Are there multiple people posting on your account?

But, as for the highlighted part, I did notice that everyone else in the thread mentioned that their barbers were ladies.   I am black, but I have russell wilson-type hair, so I go back and forth between black styles and traditionally white/latin styles and don't necessarily choose my barbershop based on demo. If I was going to choose a barber based on race, I would choose a dominican, but I've been pretty racially agnostic when it comes to choosing a barber over the last decade. The place I'm going to now is diverse but leans towards straight/fine hair and only guys work there. As a matter of fact, of all of the places that call themselves "barber shops" that I've gone to over the years, the only one that had a woman working there as a hair artist was a black barber shop. I've been to some unisex salons with male and female stylists, but it seemed like guys gravitated toward male stylists and women seemed to not care either way. So, at least in NYC, it's not  really just a black thing, but judging from the other responses in this thread, it seems like NYC is an outlier.

[ESFitness]

she takes so long because you are such a charismatic handsome wonderful human being and she just cannot let herself be dragged away from you as you enthral and beguile her with your wonderful stories of your roller coaster of a life.

You are the epitome of the alpha male, your superiority over your fellow man knows no bounds, women prostrate themselves at your feet as you walk all over them.




You sir, are a God among men.

Imagine having a bitch like you as a father. Pathetic.  And you blame their learning disability on "vaccinations".

[tres_taco_combo]

Epic moving blanket curtains.

epic as fuck! there is no fucking around in apartment - the Gestapo has a station here   

[OLKE_TEXAS]

Bro, you're all over the place in this thread.   Are there multiple people posting on your account?

But, as for the highlighted part, I did notice that everyone else in the thread mentioned that their barbers were ladies.   I am black, but I have russell wilson-type hair, so I go back and forth between black styles and traditionally white/latin styles and don't necessarily choose my barbershop based on demo. If I was going to choose a barber based on race, I would choose a dominican, but I've been pretty racially agnostic when it comes to choosing a barber over the last decade. The place I'm going to now is diverse but leans towards straight/fine hair and only guys work there. As a matter of fact, of all of the places that call themselves "barber shops" that I've gone to over the years, the only one that had a woman working there as a hair artist was a black barber shop. I've been to some unisex salons with male and female stylists, but it seemed like guys gravitated toward male stylists and women seemed to not care either way. So, at least in NYC, it's not  really just a black thing, but judging from the other responses in this thread, it seems like NYC is an outlier.

Bro you put to much tought in getting your hair dressed and cut. Dont be so vain. Man up a little and start caring a little less about your apperance.

Are we talking afro barber shop like in the movie with old guys hanging around all day and people hooting and hollering at each other because the are all from the same neighberhood? That must me something, would like to see that some day.

You know in northern urope we dont have barbershops we have hairdresssalons. Men and woman go there. Not much tought is put in. Just step in get a haircut and be gone. In spain or italy I think there are barbershops

[ratherbebig]

[OLKE_TEXAS]

epic as fuck! there is no fucking around in apartment - the Gestapo has a station here   

[deadz]

Wish my wife would learn to cut mine. Pain going to get it cut every two weeks.

[OLKE_TEXAS]

Wish my wife would learn to cut mine. Pain going to get it cut every two weeks.

Every 2 weeks? Why bro?. What kind of hairstyle needs a 2 week maintanace? Never ever heard of that. Some kind o very short fierce buzzcut?