Author Topic: Pippa middleton (Read 4986 times)

denarii · « **on:** May 20, 2017, 04:48:46 AM »

Anyone else think she looks like a dude?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/20/pippa-middletons-wedding-live-duchess-cambridges-sister-marry/

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #1 on:** May 20, 2017, 04:58:44 AM »

Dude looks like a lady.

calfzilla · « **Reply #2 on:** May 20, 2017, 05:11:35 AM »

Her sister Kate is vastly overrated. I saw her nudes and was not impressed. Would still eat the royal corn tho.

Tha Grim Lifter · « **Reply #3 on:** May 20, 2017, 05:33:39 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on May 20, 2017, 05:11:35 AM

Her sister Kate is vastly overrated. I saw her nudes and was not impressed. Would still eat the royal corn tho.

A 4 in the USA/Australia is a 10 in England. They've been inbreeding since before the Normans invaded, you can't fuck your sister and except some good to come of it.

galain · « **Reply #4 on:** May 20, 2017, 05:50:54 AM »

Pippa Middleton supposedly used to whore herself out to middle eastern millionaires.

Never1AShow · « **Reply #5 on:** May 20, 2017, 08:02:32 AM »

Check out the dude she's marrying:

denarii · « **Reply #6 on:** May 20, 2017, 08:04:26 AM »

Quote from: galain on May 20, 2017, 05:50:54 AM

Pippa Middleton supposedly used to whore herself out to middle eastern millionaires.

Any links?

BodyMachine · « **Reply #7 on:** May 20, 2017, 09:59:50 AM »

F me sideways, money does buy you anything. One ugly man

BIG AL MCKECHNIE · « **Reply #8 on:** May 20, 2017, 10:44:28 AM »

Quote from: Never1AShow on May 20, 2017, 08:02:32 AM

Check out the dude she's marrying:

Looks like a good name for him would be Nigel Cuntworthy the 4th.

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #9 on:** May 20, 2017, 01:44:38 PM »

Quote from: Never1AShow on May 20, 2017, 08:02:32 AM

Check out the dude she's marrying:

beard alert!

Henda · « **Reply #10 on:** May 20, 2017, 01:51:49 PM »

What the fuck? I hope that gross nerd is rich cos she can't be marry him for his looks

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #11 on:** May 20, 2017, 01:57:37 PM »

Quote from: NelsonMuntz on May 20, 2017, 01:44:38 PM

beard alert!

HAHAHAHA !!!!!

Fortress · « **Reply #12 on:** May 20, 2017, 02:44:20 PM »

I'd pummel her clam, sure, but what's with the goofy groom? That's one crumpet-eating tosser if I've ever seen one.

Kwon · « **Reply #13 on:** May 20, 2017, 02:59:59 PM »

GOOFY GROOM OF PEACE (shades of Prince Charles)

PUMMEL THE CLAM OF PEACE

CRUMPET-EATING TOSSER OF PEACE

galain · « **Reply #14 on:** May 20, 2017, 11:33:07 PM »

Quote from: denarii on May 20, 2017, 08:04:26 AM

Any links?

I remember reading about it a few years back, around the time of the royal wedding. Could have also been shit talk - who knows?

Skylge · « **Reply #15 on:** May 21, 2017, 12:02:33 AM »

Nice girl but why marry her??? I don't see the benefits in that

Waller · « **Reply #16 on:** May 21, 2017, 03:07:33 AM »

BeThere taking a lot of heat in this thread.

denarii · « **Reply #17 on:** May 21, 2017, 09:00:45 AM »

Quote from: Skylge on May 21, 2017, 12:02:33 AM

Nice girl but why marry her??? I don't see the benefits in that

Only reason to get married is to raise children

Simple Simon · « **Reply #18 on:** May 21, 2017, 09:01:32 AM »

Quote from: Waller on May 21, 2017, 03:07:33 AM

BeThere taking a lot of heat in this thread.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #19 on:** May 21, 2017, 09:21:12 AM »

I couldn't even fuck a 'pippa' nevermind marry one.

Pippa is the girl you vomit on while dancing during a heavy night of drinking in your 20s.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #20 on:** May 21, 2017, 10:23:14 AM »

Quote from: Never1AShow on May 20, 2017, 08:02:32 AM

Check out the dude she's marrying:

She married him for his per$onality.

Dreadlifter · « **Reply #21 on:** May 21, 2017, 03:37:16 PM »

Her parents will be content that their lifeplan for their daughters worked perfectly.

Daughter 1- married the prince she followed to university with the intention of snaring.

Daughter 2- married into a family with multi-millions.

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #22 on:** May 22, 2017, 03:23:15 AM »

If one wants to prove wrong Darwinism, English women make a much stronger case than the Bible.

hench · « **Reply #23 on:** May 22, 2017, 04:54:20 AM »

Pippas arms were the talk on tv this morning. A personal trainer was on saying how 3 exercises 30 seconds of each everyday will get a woman arms just like her in 2 to 3 months.
The words bulging and very toned were used when describing her arms.

Tha Grim Lifter · « **Reply #24 on:** May 22, 2017, 05:09:08 AM »

Quote from: hench on May 22, 2017, 04:54:20 AM

Pippas arms were the talk on tv this morning. A personal trainer was on saying how 3 exercises 30 seconds of each everyday will get a woman arms just like her in 2 to 3 months.
The words bulging and very toned were used when describing her arms.

Well standing next to the guy she was marrying she did look quite buff

Author Topic: Pippa middleton (Read 4986 times)

Simple Simon