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2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« on: May 21, 2017, 06:04:43 PM »

Guy apparently had a full-blown, mystery skin problem but decided to slather on the Pro Tan and go to war at the NY Pro anyway.

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The condition is very painful and the cause is unknown. He struggled with the decision as to whether or not to do the show...but Guy is a warrior, as we all know. He decided to do the show, but the tan and the oil on his skin became unbearable by the time Prejudging was over. This is how he described his pain to me: "Michael, imagine getting into a scalding hot shower with a really bad sunburn. Times that by 100!" The pain became so severe he went straight to the EMERGANCY room. Tests were done and it seems his organs are all functioning normally. But the skin is the largest organ of the body, and something is attacking Guy Cisternino's. He will be seeing a specialist in a couple days to determine the cause. Some possibilities are Vasculitis, an auto immune disorder or some kind of vast bacteria infection.

Any updates?
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Re: Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2017, 06:07:41 PM »
First Post Fail NOT a good entrance into Thunderdome
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Re: Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2017, 06:21:08 PM »
The "EMERGANCY" room?  ???
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Re: 2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2017, 06:33:11 PM »
Tired of this warrior bullshit. 
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Re: 2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2017, 06:35:51 PM »
Taken out of thong battle by protan.  ::)

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Re: 2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2017, 07:27:41 PM »
I hope it's nothing deadly serious, but can't be good.

Nico, what could this be?
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Re: 2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2017, 07:35:22 PM »
Wtf, that definitely doesn't look good, all kinds of mysterious shit happens to these dudes.
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Re: 2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2017, 07:49:12 PM »
dang  :(


interesting sport we compete in
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Re: 2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2017, 08:04:15 PM »
Didn't someone else have vasculitis as well recently maybe that dude in Kuwait who died or something? Bieto?
Or dermatitis whatever the shit is called
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Re: 2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2017, 08:07:00 PM »
Cellulitus and the like can lead to sepsis. Can get very serious in a hurry.
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Re: 2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2017, 08:08:37 PM »
Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on May 21, 2017, 06:33:11 PM
Tired of this warrior bullshit. 

Vince, maybe Guy thinks that he is going to war with the weights.
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Re: 2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2017, 08:15:49 PM »
The EMERGANCY room?  Um...
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Re: 2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2017, 08:26:17 PM »
Quote from: SOMEPARTS on May 21, 2017, 08:07:00 PM
Cellulitus and the like can lead to sepsis. Can get very serious in a hurry.

None of that actually looks like the cellulitis. Back in 2014 I had cellulitis and both of my calves. I don't remember it actually really hurting but my entire lower legs we're about the same size from my calf all the way down to my ear ankles really 18 inches I only have one pair of shoes that I could smash my feet into couldn't even tie them. And let it go over over a month until I was sick one day at my ex-girlfriends and came down with a 105.3 or 105.7 fever n landed in the ER n got admitted for 4days. The cellulitis turn into sepsis and also endocarditis which is bacteria on my heart valves. And it up getting 24/7 cocktail of three antibiotics IV
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Re: 2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2017, 08:38:27 PM »
I don't think there is another "sport" where athletes have to go to such drastic extremes for such little pay off, dude is a 2nd tier pro in the 212 class, what was the prize money for 212 at this show? Even if he would have won the show, it probably won't even foot the bill for his ER visit.
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Re: 2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2017, 08:43:51 PM »
Quote from: io on May 21, 2017, 06:04:43 PM
Guy apparently had a full-blown, mystery skin problem but decided to slather on the Pro Tan and go to war at the NY Pro anyway.

Any updates?

That is definitely aids of the skin. I've seen cases of it while working in the Emergency Room of the Port Lucie, FL hospital. It was a fat dumpy white guy, with a MLB pitching arm and a gang of 19 Ugandan sailors. Apparently there is a nasty chemical reaction that occurs between semen, Preparation H, fake tan lotions, and the varnish on the wood paneling of the Port Lucie Walmart glory hole.

I'm 100% sure of it.
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Re: 2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2017, 08:44:01 PM »
Quote from: The Keto Kid on May 21, 2017, 08:38:27 PM
I don't think there is another "sport" where athletes have to go to such drastic extremes for such little pay off, dude is a 2nd tier pro in the 212 class, what was the prize money for 212 at this show? Even if he would have won the show, it probably won't even foot the bill for his ER visit.

its an extreme sport and can fuck with your head in many ways too.

maybe similar to other extreme sports but result in instant death/health issues? street luge or some weird type of diving
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Re: 2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2017, 09:02:20 PM »
Quote from: The Keto Kid on May 21, 2017, 08:38:27 PM
I don't think there is another "sport" where athletes have to go to such drastic extremes for such little pay off, dude is a 2nd tier pro in the 212 class, what was the prize money for 212 at this show? Even if he would have won the show, it probably won't even foot the bill for his ER visit.

I'm 100% sure the Pro Bodybuilding union has full medical coverage.

Like Obamacare for Thong Warriors or some shit like that.
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Re: 2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2017, 09:17:52 PM »
Isntnhe anfirefigjterer? Should habe heal the insueance.
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Re: 2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2017, 09:20:46 PM »
Quote from: ESFitness on May 21, 2017, 08:26:17 PM
None of that actually looks like the cellulitis. Back in 2014 I had cellulitis and both of my calves. I don't remember it actually really hurting but my entire lower legs we're about the same size from my calf all the way down to my ear ankles really 18 inches I only have one pair of shoes that I could smash my feet into couldn't even tie them. And let it go over over a month until I was sick one day at my ex-girlfriends and came down with a 105.3 or 105.7 fever n landed in the ER n got admitted for 4days. The cellulitis turn into sepsis and also endocarditis which is bacteria on my heart valves. And it up getting 24/7 cocktail of three antibiotics IV
Dude you live one chaotic life, drugs, jail, ER/hospital visits, rehabs...has there even been a time in your life where everything was just smooth sailing?
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Re: 2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2017, 09:26:52 PM »
Quote from: HockeyFightFan on May 21, 2017, 08:43:51 PM
That is definitely aids of the skin. I've seen cases of it while working in the Emergency Room of the Port Lucie, FL hospital. It was a fat dumpy white guy, with a MLB pitching arm and a gang of 19 Ugandan sailors. Apparently there is a nasty chemical reaction that occurs between semen, Preparation H, fake tan lotions, and the varnish on the wood paneling of the Port Lucie Walmart glory hole.

I'm 100% sure of it.

lol
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Re: 2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2017, 09:47:56 PM »
u need to be smart to survive in a war...stupid people die and get hurt! Be smart and win the war!
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Re: 2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2017, 09:52:44 PM »
Cisterno can be funny and he is hard working, but he have some diagnose adhd or something...slaming the weights and lift "heavy" doesn't make u a champ...it takes a little bit more than that...
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Re: 2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2017, 09:57:31 PM »
Doesn't look like cases of vasculitus. Vasculitis is commonly caused by drug use and can be deadly. Quit rationalizing and wake up. Drug abuse is not healthy thing. I have no idea what that is on this guy tho.
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Re: 2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2017, 10:00:19 PM »
Btw. Who else has had it w social media?  Everyone taking pix of their ailments and posting for the world to see. 
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Re: 2017 New York Pro - Guy Cisternino goes to war, ends up in the ER
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2017, 10:21:25 PM »
Quote from: ESFitness on May 21, 2017, 08:26:17 PM
None of that actually looks like the cellulitis. Back in 2014 I had cellulitis and both of my calves. I don't remember it actually really hurting but my entire lower legs we're about the same size from my calf all the way down to my ear ankles really 18 inches I only have one pair of shoes that I could smash my feet into couldn't even tie them. And let it go over over a month until I was sick one day at my ex-girlfriends and came down with a 105.3 or 105.7 fever n landed in the ER n got admitted for 4days. The cellulitis turn into sepsis and also endocarditis which is bacteria on my heart valves. And it up getting 24/7 cocktail of three antibiotics IV


and of course your condition trumps poor Guy who only had a rash.
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